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late night ausgabe

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God Save the Queen

You better not show your ass in class on the day we measure for height (presidential fitness test). Bust you up, fool.

>mfw Canadians call bathrooms """"""washrooms"""""

Guys it's real fuckin' spooky out right now.

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cant hear you down there, pipsqueak

ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME

Will bury you in the dirt until your head is showing then walk all over your face. You will be put to rest beneath the feet of those whom you mock.

Yeah because there is no bath in it, you wash your hands only it's a washroom. Bathrooms are washrooms that have a shower and bath tub stupid.

our most beloved national treasures daughter

you couldnt even reach my head if you had a step stool, you little midget

>6'1 dudes are fucked if they're not pretty

Other than that this is spot on.

change your file name

that's the victoria day parade on douglas

>tfw 5'9"

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>He unironically calls washrooms "Restrooms"

American genocide when?

Canadians are niggers. Prove me wrong.

time for bed

Actual height stats:
Women prefer a man who is ~7" taller than she is.

If you're 6'4", then 5'9" women like you.
If you're 6'2", then 5'7" women like you.
If you're 6', then 5'5" women like you
If you're 5'11", then you shouldn't be worried about dating yet. Just do well in middle school and eat your fibrous vegetables.

I can't

do you think instead of being a whore like her mom, she could have been an athlete like her dad?

isn't her brother still in the baseball minors?
women's sports just seem to be about funding, sure her dad would pay 30k a year for her to train something

he should have married joey's sister

you mean
>4'20
right?

>If you're 5'11", then you shouldn't be worried about dating yet. Just do well in middle school and eat your fibrous vegetables.

I want to FUCK a cute, autistic Finn

>If you're 6', then 5'5" women like you

True for me. Short girls always like me.

>tfw my acne feels like it's about to breakout again
It hasn't happened in ages but I feel little lumps under my skin.

You idiots women don't care about height.

Correct.

DELEEEET THIIIIISSS

t. 5' 7 Manlet

Nah

Every day I come closer to looking like randy bobandy

>Still getting acne

Kiddo, Toothpaste gets rid of acne. It dries out the oils that are left on your skin.

Why? We're ugly autists

>tfw live in a fucking college residence with 500 other people my age and a bunch of good looking girls
>Been here since september
>Still a kissless virgin

i'm trying, but it's hard when you get into college with absolutely no sexual experience. I'm so fucking anxious and scared to leave my comfort zone and i'm still trying to figure out why

Someone told me today I look like Jim Parsons.

A lot of people that subscribe to a Sup Forums tier line of thinking, or have an aversion to mainstream politics, once thought the damage was too severe for us to have even come this far. But here we are.
A white nationalist cartoon frog, spammed by jobless shut-ins on a taiwanese lawn bowling forum, was the catalyst that pushed a man into office as President of the United States. AYY LMAO.

Grab em by the pussy.

Muthafuckas like you is definitely ON tha cheezeburgers.

I hope this happens to ALL canadians
youtube.com/watch?v=orsvo1ih13k

you just need to do more drugs but not so many that you fail your courses

>tfw 5'11" in heels

Fucking hell that's brutal, it hurt my balls

I said I want to fuck a CUTE autistic Finn

>A white nationalist cartoon frog, spammed by jobless shut-ins on a taiwanese lawn bowling forum, was the catalyst that pushed a man into office as President of the United States
>If you only count the youth vote, 4 states are red
Sup Forums truly are a force to be reckoned with, whatever would we do with out their autistic spamming

That map was fake btw.

Chelsea Manning pls stop

>t. faulkner country trailer park CHI homosexual

gee I wonder why this guy doesn't like Sup Forums

That is really unnecessary and is inexcusable behavior. Brutish and nasty. Go drink your diet coke you will feel better.

It actually does you a lot of harm because of all of the fluoride being absorbed through your skin. You could poison yourself, and depending on where you placed the toothpaste, you could possibly die.

That's a bunch of FOOEY. Never hurt me.

>Height: 5′ 2″

no wonder he went trapmode

We could have had a True Conservative™ in the White House, now we have a meme

You'll get your comeuppance

>tfw started my flag collection today
>tfw only 104 flags
g-gotta catch 'em all...

its not too late, Dahnald

How does one become a tranny in segregation in prison anyways?

TFW I'M GONNA CUM
>TFW I'M GONNA
SHOOT HOT CUM OUT OF MY PENIS

flaggot get lost

Your cum will never fill someone user. There's no point in shooting it out like that.

>I don't use Extra Flags for Sup Forums

>tfw curved penis
>tfw it hits my chin

"muh rights" being backed by far left LGBT+ communities.

I RP'd with some gay cunt from Michigan on discord today about fucking him in the ass, lads

how should I feel about this

youtube.com/watch?v=gHhady8QHAg
THIS IS MY RINGTONE

Why would you want to bang my brother?

Go to Michigan and fuck him in the ass for real

thats gay as fuck, m8

>Tranny activists are so influential they can get a soldier charged with treason access to tranny stuff

What the actual fuck

Cruz never stood a chance. LOW ENERGY

Bit gay, tb.h

You should feel obligated to go and fuck him in the ass

/cum is surprisingly gay today

>discord

As in actually talked or sexted?

yanks

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How do we solve the (((frijoles))) problem?

You should do it for real.
That isn't what happened and shows a fundamental misunderstanding of US history.

oh
fuck

Just text. Very lewd text
I kinda want to meet up and have him suck me off but I don't know if he's attractive or not and I'm really picky, but I'm too scared to ask for pics

Ask for pics and post them here faggot

you havent said anything tangible so im going to assume you're wrong

based mike pence

is gonna BUILD that doggone fence

>but I'm too scared to ask for pics

Do it, faggot (literally)

They have opposite hair. It also reflects their personalities.

The worst thing about hemorrhoids is that it leaks some kind of puss, that make you feel like you sharted but there is no shit it just starts leaking a clear fluid. It smells weird too.

Buy some tampons

One might say, to a certain degree, he has already. And we all know this train ain't go no breaks.
youtu.be/iCMaW6a2XFg

Men menstruate too

Why didn't you drink more water nigga? Haha, just drink a gallon a day nigga, like 8 bottle a day hhaha

what do gf's feel like?

>tfw designed a cute girl in an anime girl maker and came up with a personality for her in my mind and can't stop thinking about marrying her and having children
Every time I fapped in the past couple of days I thought of consummating our marriage and impregnating her.

wish we still had winters like that desu, instead of this stale and pale business

t. dakotan without a clue

Salty bags of coins

haha

>I erotic roleplayed with some guy in michigan about fucking him in the ass
>anime photo
what would your parents say if they read that?

Make me laugh, plebians.

Got called strong by a coworker of mine today. I like compliments.

imagine getting laid regularly.
imagine a bunch of annoying bullshit.

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Phil Collins is the best part of Trailer Park Boys season 7

What is the best TPB episode?

I am going w/ patrick swayze's train.