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animal abuse delete this filth

what u guys munching on this morning

>my army is bigger than yours

see your GP for an appointment with a specialist you mongs

seriously, go fuck yourselves. i'm so goddamn sick of all you faggots giving us shit all the time. hurr durr shart in the mart, you're fat, your president is actually retarded, your president is a nigger, your president is donald trump. just fuck off already and except that we're fucking on top here and all you other little shit holes like that literal fucking leaf canada, and those faggot english are actualy bottom dwelling trash that WE ALLOW to post here. i'm sick of reading all this garbage every goddamn day and then having to write out all these rants. are americans perfect? fuck no. we aren't that bright and sometimes we use the wrong your or maybe we try to look intelligent so we can actually fit in and we use a word irrefutably but its not a big deal. i come here all the time and i have to look high and low for a post that isn't shitting all over everything i love. i look in the /cum/ threads, i look in the /brit/ threads, i look to the ceiling, i even get down on the floor. but does anyone do the dinosaur? fuck no cuz its the american down there and hurr durr he probably has a gun.

fuck you all.

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no way, the defence capabilities of a single battlegroup outstrip anything the Chinese could throw at them without massively crippling their own military capabilities in the process.

idk if you realize how superior the US navy alone is.

the only place where China can have an effect is with undersea warfare as they have a sizable submarine fleet.

its a similar case as with the USSR and the USA where the USA had massive naval superiority.

the Chinese could never defeat America in open war so they don't even try, there are other alternatives.

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GAS
THE
AUSSIES
lads

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THAILAAAD

Odd one this girl

>he thinks his military is powerful
>when he's been contracting out security and military work to private companies for aeons
the chinese government could literally shut down the vast majority of usaf comms

Howling at this stupid yank twat and the arse licking leaf who think a single carrier strike group which has around 70 planes - the yank SPECIFICALLY mentioned a single aircraft carrier - wouldn't be sunk by the entire Chinese airforce which is around 3000 planes

Don't use a smartphone and if you do use one don't get a data plan, use wifi only

Use Firefox as a browser and duckduckgo as a search engine.

Don't use tor, Signal, facebook, twitter, gmail, outlook and limit your number of phone calls. Write more letters.

Stop playing video games. Sell your television, monitor, console and buy a simple laptop. Learn enough electronics that you could take it apart and re assemble it. Every person should own and know how to use a multimeter.

Spend at least an hour every day reading. Go to the library or download books. Nobody cares about your book collection.

Use public transportation. A car is too expensive to maintain.

Write more. Even if it is just a list of things you need to do that day you should be writing every day.

Learn how to maintain your clothes. Sewing minor repairs will save you money. Wear wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.

Live with flat mates until you get a spouse or you can own property. Don't live in a place that you wouldn't feel comfortable cleaning daily.

they're all irish like you

you what

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>68059682
>no profile picture
hmmmmm
No, shan't be giving you the (You)

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Ahh yes a single carrier with under 100 planes would be better than the Chinese airforce with 3000 along with on shore bombardment

the US navy is adept at mobile electronic warfare and they can shut down land based defences with ease using their growlers in combination with the Lightning II

>i added a bit because under real war circumstance they'd naturally reinforce themselves

>multiplied by 4.5

yanks being so pathetic rn just because they can't accept the fact mongolia was more powerful than they are in both terms of hard and soft power, fuckin clowns

i really dont want to use the internet anymore, but im in too deep now

the entire point of me linking the taiwan straight crisis was to show that china does not have an answer to a single carrier fleet

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one carrier managed to secure the airspace over the falklands

numbers don't matter desu unless you expect the Chinese to waste hundreds of planes on one carrier and cripple themselves elsewhere.

>conventional warfare
hello 1980 haha

hahhahahahahahahaha

That was specifically a limited conflict

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lad I've been through this a thousand times with amerisharts, "muh heritage" doesn't mean a thing in terms of who you are. Ethnicity and nationality are not the same thing.

No, BRITAIN, NO!! Don't fall for the trap!

What's on the agenda this eve

Would swat a Trident out of the sky if it ever tried launching near me

The Argentine military isn't comparable to the Chinese military lol...

Drooling mong

hahahahhahaha you utter idiot


you were embarassing yourself 15 posts ago

its been laughable for too long now

>the Chinese lose hundreds of planes to a single carrier before taking it out
SUCSESS!
>then the rest of the navy comes and wipes them out due to wasting hardware needlessly

Still the middle of the afternoon here senpai.

Should probably do some work

Hundreds of planes is worth taking out a carrier and its compliment though

Oh fuck off you stupid fucking cunt you two are so fucking delusional just admit that no America couldn't invade Russia and China at the same time and move on

Can't be arsed with you chatting right out your chocolate star

this is our latest toy

it's stealthy, fast, quiet, carries 80 nukes, has railguns and lasers, and looks fucking sweet

This leaf is really doing his best to reinforce the whole "Canada is the yanks lapdog" stereotype, VERY funny

>our

having a choccy bickie

hippies
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I'd be happy if I could just quit using the chon but this shit is like a drug

Doubly so since I don't have any friends which makes Sup Forums my "social interaction"

the Argentine had a larger force available, and where within range of their mainland forces
they still lost due to inferiority of tech and tactics.

the situation is entirely comparable uless you thickos honestly except the Chinese to commit to such a disastrous military action like trying to sink a carrier group with it's airforce (something US naval doctrine is more than capable of handling)

the ONLY chance the Chinese would have is with covert/submarine warfare, and they know this which is why they've invested so much into it.

one broadside from HMS Victory and it'd be in a million pieces mate

isn't that the one that they are now arguing about making the missiles for it seeing as they cost 800k each?

you're a fucking moron, you know that right?

really don't teach objective thought in yankschool do they?

hmm all things considered let's hope the usa and russia and china don't go to war

then we'd have to, along with most of europe, and somebody would probably start a nuclear war

2bh i reckon the next superpower war will end most of the human race

>be me
>girl is super infatuated with me throughout high school
>I always turn down her advances
>when she found out what university I was attending, she accepted an offer there too
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>she sits next to me in class even when I try to move to another section of the lecture hall
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>time passes
>final month of undergrad
>finally go to party with her
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>I start to get pretty drunk
>she offers to walk me back to my place
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i played hearts of iron a couple times trust my opion im a military pro

really not a fan of this military role playing shit

go have your autistic arguments about missiles and aircraft carriers on Sup Forums or /k/

no it isn't, it would leave massive gaps in their mainland defences allowing American bombers to penetrate far easier, it would force their remaining forces to stretch too far and they would crumble just like the Japanese did.

the Japanese also threw loads of manpower and hardware against far more primitive carriers and it cost them many battles and eventually the war.
you're a moron

Argentina didn't have a larger air force than China currently does you silly bellend, why just randomly make ridiculous stuff up

Stop pretending you have even the faintest whiff of a clue what you're on about when everything you say is a load of absolute bollocks

It also broke down last week
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>The most expensive destroyer ever built for the Navy suffered an engineering problem in the Panama Canal and had to be towed to port.

the Zumwalt could simply points its railguns at the HMS Victory and it'd disintegrate :^)

shan't

can you post more british music like this thanks

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>Doubly so since I don't have any friends which makes Sup Forums my "social interaction"
you can be friend with me :)

shan't be reading this

can you think at all?

The Japanese were fighting in the middle of the ocean not having a single carrier go right up to their coastline

Absolute drooling fucking mong consider suicide

one final reminder

mongolia 1256 > USA 2016

in literally EVERY single aspect of comparison :)

I like you chap.

>2bh i reckon the next superpower war will end most of the human race
fingers crossed

Don't fall for it mate he's trying to toy with you like that girl who asked you out years ago so that she and all her friends could laugh at you

Sup Forums has got to be the most runtish board

opinion: you literally couldn't overtake russia or china without absolutely glassing beijing and moscow and their air defences are too good to ever let that happen

>Stop pretending you have even the faintest whiff of a clue what you're on about when everything you say is a load of absolute bollocks

ahh, i see you're not familiar with the canadian then?

nuh uh

In 1993 China was planning on annexing Taiwan

The United States parked a single carrier in the Formosa Strait and that alone was enough to make the PRC back down

Ermm mate I heard a single carrier with 70 planes could take over both because of lasers and rail guns x

shes exposing her autism

its up to you whether you care

there was no internet in 1256

They're ridiculously easy to bait, you just have to say something that can construed to not be in line with everything they believe and you'll get 10 replies in 20 minutes

you clearly haven't seen Sup Forums or Sup Forums

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Thanks lad

I appreciate the heads up

Will pay it forward

post the carmen chat again, forgot to save it

China's air force and general military today is larger and more up to date than 20+ years ago

bit frosty out

>canadian
That's a Chinalad.
Canucks are on our side brother

not wanting to outbreak a fullscale war with the US does not mean they couldn't sink a carrier fleet and especially doesn't mean you could conquer china you stupid runt

man.... of course they fucking don't, think for a second lad.
Argentina had a larger force than the British did in the Falkland area, a better equipped one at that, and they lost badly.
they lost because they simply did not have the ability to overcome the carrier's defences or outsmart British naval doctrine.

their only option was the Exocet missiles but those were eliminated as a threat due to their inability to take out the harriers.

the Chinese would face a similar scenario and could not prevail without completely unacceptable losses making the entire thing pointless.

if the Chinese COULD win they would invest into that strategy, but they can't so they don't.

idk why this is so hard to understand

kill yourself faggot

As is ours

We had a major scale down after the Soviet Union fell
We're literally paying people to get out of the military and giving away tons of hardware to pretty much any nation that said they wanted it

rude

if the marginal utility of current goods consumption is: [9/11](Qf/Qc)^(1/5)

and the marginal utility of future foods consumption is: [2/11](Qc/Qf)^(9/11)

what is the autarky price ratio?

the canadians in here are legit the gayest cunts on Sup Forums

Would literally suck your dick if you talked shit about gay people to me irl

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Correct.

I love China, it's the best country in the world

The difference in size was nowhere near comparable to the difference in size between the entire modern day Chinese air force and a single carrier group you absolute fucking weapon

stop trying to extrapolate from this because it's a fucking retarded comparison

Not only that but we sent two aircraft carriers PLUS more planes on merchant Navy vessels

Look at the total British naval deployment in the Falklands war and its much larger than a single carrier group

forget how autistic academic economics is
it's like the entire field forgot they were dealing with humans at some point during the 70s

zhao