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Another day another dollar edition

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I don't believe

/deutsch/

I'd buy ur mum for a dollar

Good morning /cum/

im special

Had a bit of a breakdown yesterday. Just sexual frustration from being a kv.

Hope things get better.

>massive term assignment due tomorrow
>haven't even started
>sweatingman.jpg
>I wish I had more time...
>check University website today
>professor extended it by 4 days

LUCKY
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Oh really?

Wie geht's, Brudi?

>ywn have a qt finnish femboy giving you (you)s
why even live

It got your attention, didn't it?

Does anyone else think Mitt Romney looks like a Canadian?
I could totally imagine him as a mountie, riding his horse across a prairie with mountains in the background.

You sure did

who /anglo/ here

Literally me in /slav/ rn
I'm a handsome latino

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>Belgium is as fat as USA

Anglo-Celtic master race checking in.

>shitposting in /slav/
Good job, Juan

>Anglo-Saxons got their asses kicked by the Normans
>English is heavily influenced by French
>truly a master race

I'm extending a hand to our new friends and allies

Saxons were easily one of the worst tribes lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

He's our "special" little brother that ate too much glue, just like you are for the Burger, even with the Frog language.

CHI
>master race
truly. god bless.

>master race

>All these non /cum/, non Quebecois in my thread.

>Ireland
>De facto language is English not Irish

wew

>ontario

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This is a formal invitation for /cum/ to replace estonia in /balt/

why sre Canadians so in love with England
English people dont care about you

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>Anglo-celtics conquered half the globe
>invented all the inventions
>create the first global lingua franca

>Finns do something with cellphones
>some internet memes

Really makes you think...

>Canadian Ethnicity
What's that supposed to be?

tfw wearing red plaid sweater right now

Homosexuals.

>Why are ethnic British people in love with Britain

I thought Pakis were supposed to be smart?

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>create the first global lingua franca
Ever thought about why it's called "lingua FRANCA"?

>Germany

wew

It's used to refer to the frogs and old stock anglos and celts that have been their since colonial times

lel according to who

>The term originates with one such language, Mediterranean Lingua Franca.
>The Mediterranean Lingua Franca or Sabir was a pidgin language used as a lingua franca in the Mediterranean Basin from the 11th to the 19th century.
>Based mostly on Northern Italian languages and Occitano-Romance languages in the eastern Mediterranean area at first, it later came to have more Spanish and Portuguese elements, especially on the Barbary coast (today referred to as the Maghreb). Sabir also borrowed from Berber, Turkish, French, Greek and Arabic.

Really makes you think...

We already went through all of them, you have nothing.

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>Newfoundland
>Nova Scotia
>Yukon Territory

Well done, lads. The rest are suffering

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Green Day in Russian

>German """"banter""""

At least this Kraut can do something. But c'mon bud, putting peanut butter on your dick and letting the dog lick it off. Isn't that only entry level German porn?

A lot of the provinces had UK as #2 and only lost out by around 3-5 births

PEI was most the disappointing.

>canadian "penal system"

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>canuck """humor"""

I love this country

>NY daily news

wew, but that is a serious punishment.

>skipped class again

I must stop this shit

Yeah you better. I skipped and it became a habit and failed college like thrice already now because of it.

>Germany
>Talking about refugees

Very poor choice Hans. You could have chosen many other things.

See, how come you can come in to our thread and be received warmly while me in your thread gets that pic? And you all are even proud of that attitude, evidence is that pic having been made.

>warmly received

Kr*uts are not welcome here.

My ex finally messaged me back yesterday.
She lives in-state again and wants to meet up so we can give each other back some old stuff.
Not sure how to feel about this.

Why do we keep attracting these retarded northern euros?

What did you fucking burgers mean by this

Gutes Doppel. We just hate all people in general, some more, some less, but we hate everyone.

You never start with your best stuff, you always need to be able to improve. Also Breitbart "news", CNN for the alt right

You know what you must do user.

Oh Canada. What have you done with what we left to you?

To be fair, the worst of both flags aren't actual Northern Euros.

I suspect because they can't actually post in their flags' general being smelly immigrants and proxyfags.

It's called the "Monroe Doctrine" Pierre, it's one hell of a drug.

>tfw no qt greenland anons to shitpost with

>muh source
>muh meme-right

Negro, where else do you get inflammatory articles to trigger people on 4chinz?

All dead, sad!

That would be metal as fuck but I can't disembowel because then I can't date her again if she breaks up with the fuccboi she replaced me with.

To be fair, feet are gods gift

I am disappoint Mexico.

>Negro, where else do you get inflammatory articles to trigger people on 4chinz?
Idk, meme-right has to be enough

Why should I post in my own general when there are only other Kraut shiposters, when I can spam in /cum/ and /neederdraat/ and /skanditråden/ would require me to improve my Dutch or Swedish

Sounds like you're still under her pussy's spell user. You need to get over her.

Should I move in to the dorm on the 3rd or the 6th?

3rd, right?

>100k people live in thunder bay

what school?

queens

>smelly immigrant or proxyfag detected

So Balkanshit? Or Turkroach?

You just need to teach yourself some sense of self respect, friend. There will be plenty more where she came from.

There is a fool-proof way to decide...

>be from Columbus
>occasionally complain about Somalian immigrants here
>one knifes up my school

can we stop going out of our way to import them please

Succubi

I've done nothing but sleep around since we were seeing each other and feel even emptier than before. I'm not sure it's the "pussy spell," as much as it is the lonely desire to be back with someone who understood me so well.

I'm aware, I've already been swimming in that pool for a bit. Still've yet to find someone that interests me even half as much as she did.

For every one that goes nuts there are like a 1000 who are super grateful for us saving them.

>ywn meet another Sup Forums shitposter from your shithole town
feels bad, i just want someone to meme with here

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

imagine meeting a local qt girl shitposter

Yeah and they can go ahead and do what they're doing but I don't want any more, bar none

this bastard was being given essentially a free college education by this country and still got all super Muslim buttmad, it's in their fucking religion and culture and that only gets worse if there's more of them to embolden it

that's a hard school for here to get into
isn't it mostly asian?

in parts of canada they do this thing where they rap a chain up in a towel, and then go around with a towel around their shoulders

There are no girls in /cum/.

That's just not true. I'm a Muslim and there's nothing in our religion that inherently means you have to kill people. He was just insane

Eh, that's not true. I know for a fact there's at leat 3 of them here

ugh gross no way. Can you imagine the autism it would require for someone to ever let another person know they shitpost? Probably shower once a week, the most rude antisocial scumbag you would ever meet.
It's ok to shitpost, but for heaven's sake please never tell me about it irl.

I live near the pine barrens, no fucking way I'll ever find a qt from here

really? I've made some really good friends at school by talking about Sup Forums and our shitposting.

NJ?

I love niggers!

How do I get a nigger friend?