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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortgage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard day's work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2 years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Chaz to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha edition

first for donald trump, the russian candidate

not long till christmas lads

Any Brits here know Russian?

Started learning it want to know if they have any tips. I'm using childrens cartoons with subtitles alongside some textbooks/learning books and that rosetta stone shite I stole. I don't actually know any Russians though, and I hear that's a very important part of learning a second language

Parents Can Now Ask Government To Delete Their Child’s Country Of Birth Data

The information collected in the autumn schools census will be removed from the National Pupil Database on request

AMA request - the person who wrote the Deano pasta

that A3 in the picture isn't grey like mine you lying twat

Wait I have a car on finance, why is this a meme?

so?

I speak broken Russian, at the level of a child