>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortgage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard day's work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2 years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Chaz to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha edition
/brit/
first for donald trump, the russian candidate
not long till christmas lads
Any Brits here know Russian?
Started learning it want to know if they have any tips. I'm using childrens cartoons with subtitles alongside some textbooks/learning books and that rosetta stone shite I stole. I don't actually know any Russians though, and I hear that's a very important part of learning a second language
Parents Can Now Ask Government To Delete Their Child’s Country Of Birth Data
The information collected in the autumn schools census will be removed from the National Pupil Database on request
AMA request - the person who wrote the Deano pasta
that A3 in the picture isn't grey like mine you lying twat
Wait I have a car on finance, why is this a meme?
so?
I speak broken Russian, at the level of a child
Who is this? I missed it the gimmick the first time and haven't seen it since
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*shares*
deano
How did you go about learning?
Friends/family/school or self taught?
fact: british people are the most powerful race in the earth
my beloved
>coloured
>colOUred
>OU
what the fuck?
>the work industry
You can just tell they've never had a job because they look like a fucking rapist
@68071730
ama
Good morning, Autismo
What fucking petri dish did these mutants scramble out of
family 2bh. I've gradually lost my ability over the years
ever feel like deano probably does a load of shit quality coke
I do
red sky at night shepherd's delight
It's French, I believe
what is the no tap-ins rule? Why would tap-ins not be allowed?
red sky in the morning shepherd says no no sheep back into the shed please there might be a storm
Room for one more lads haha
You can try and find some local club for expats, a lot offer language classes or will at least let you drop in. They helped with my Dutch. Failing that just look around your area, unless you live in bumfuck nowhere there's likely to be something available
I prefer no coloureds in the work industry
>Snoopers Charter
More like the poopers charter. I've got nothing to hide so I don't care!
Is that Sara?
what is wrong with these actual fucking hounds, i am legitimately intimidated by at least four of them
me neither
but drawing the curtains on theresa is pretty easy anyway.
any man ever do lucid dreaming
>tfw you wish you had deano's life
Will MPs have their private online activities hacked too? Or is it just us peasants? I thought we were in this together
sobbing at the Witcher 3 ending lads
you're not in switzerland are you haha
t. Janusz
>lol mortgage
>lol finance
So what? Everyone on /brit/ is a billionaire who buys nice cars and houses outright? You children make me laugh
>Predictable response: t. barratt house owner
which one?
>the tories subjecting themselves to the same laws as us plebs
umm sweety
Breitbart isn't nearly as biased, unreliable and far-right as the Express tbqh
there is nothing wrong with financing a car
complete retard
people who got a bad ending in witcher 3 don't deserve to be parents
angel delight
wrote a new song lads
doing a poo
being a jew
having a wank
working in a bank
posting fucking machines
never tried pork and beans
thoughts?
Was sexually assaulted this arvo and let you lot know twice and didnt get acknowledged at all
good post
go beat them up then, you wimp
t. some darts player or something
Got the Ciri empress one. I believe it's the right one and the most fitting, just sobbing to see her go and leave. Although the tragic ending is amazing as well.
me on the left
Express is owned by Richard Desmond who is worth over 2 billion and was caught up dealing with the mafia
you think he isn't going to have any political agendas to push?
alri sub-deano
immaculate
...
I have a mate called Dino does that count?
i NEED it
had a good sesh in the library lads
very good post
please set it to the music of Hava nagila
alri Fred Flinstone
just doing the referencing on the essay i just wrote
the commieslags, of which I have identified several, are fucking mentalists
don't know how people date the same girl for years
get bored after just a couple of months
I get the feeling she'd be a porn star if her acting career didn't take off
which one is your favourite?
nerd
Wonder when Deanos will transition from audis and bmws to Teslas
looks: rosy
personality: sara
middle ground: aisha
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>not ciri witcher
ciri empress is just her being pounded by the pedo emperor
are they all depressed
Marry, Fuck, Kill
electric cars are for poofs
deanos don't care about the environment
haven't found the third yet.
between sara and aisha I'm not sure who to pick
they're both quality candidates for mentalist of the year
we fucking NEED a lib dem govt
yer one on the right looks like the girl from limmy's show
They call me Cactus Cameron
Know why? Heh... it's because I'm always covered in tiny pricks
yeah sara talks about killing herself every day on twitter
just had one lad
it was fucked
Liverpools not the place full of robbin' scousers is it?
pls provide context
do the commieslags post on here?
this
wasn't that a conservative/lib dem coalition?
probably
they are well aware of our existence and our obsession with them
>they aren't drawn to the sweeping curves of the model s or the gullwings of the model x, catnip to any deano
>they won't want to show off their 21'' touch screen in the centre console
hmmm
Yeh t. Aisha
British houses look lile unfinished German houses
>about to leave work
>phone buzzes
>ignore 7 new emails from facebook, people liking the picture the gf put up of us at her mate's wedding last weekend
>go to whatsapp
>gf wants me to pick her up a #elfie top from New Look for her work's xmas do on my way home
fuck sake lads, just wanna kick back and watch the new Grand Tour on my Kodi Amazon Fire TV Stick (cheers again Callum for clueing me on that, you legend haha)
>USA is nice
i am
loving this ironic lib dem gimmick
rorke
Aisha did after someone spilt the beans to the commieslags about /brit/
>ironic
>implying
>german invasion of the UK
>"Oh no you have it all wrong we're only here to finish your houses"
I know your kind