You are walking on the street after it has been rainining

>You are walking on the street after it has been rainining.
>These girls slap your ass and shout "HAC HE ДOГOHЯT!"
What to do?

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"baguette dans le donut, oui ? ;DDDD"

Sanction

"Wurst in deine Muschi, ja ? ;DDDD"

Ask them how much for an hour

>implying i would want to chase ugly lesbians

File sexual assult charges

Enjoy your HIV

>THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGH

a idi na chuj

>Implying that Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova are anything but beaultiful.

>report them to the FSB for gayness
>save mother Russia from homosex menace
>receive Гepoй Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции medal from Putin himself

>tfw have a gf from the former soviet union
>tfw we did a roleplay where she pretended to be a school bully girl and she grabbed me by the collar, slapped me and then asked me if i had done her maths homework (in russian) before kissing me as i pretended to quiver

wew.

oh man I remember their music video, nowadays they'd be in jail for homosexuel propaganda

how the times have changed

Start singing All The Things She Said.

>What to do?
To say "Davai trahatsa suka blyat"

MALCHICK GAYYYY

Beta subhuman degenerate

Hy нe дoгoнят и нe дoгoнят, хyли пpиeбaлиcь тo.

"IAÊ CARALHO QUE PORRA É ESSA? SUAS PIRANHA CHEIA DE AIDS, SAI FORA, SUAS GORDA."

Something like that.

*teleports behind them*
*spill spaguetti*

I'd be absolutely diamonds

isn't this t.a.t.u?

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

IT DOESN'T MATTER

T H I C K

S T I C K

who's this semen demon?

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick!!!

*dické

I say:
Извини. Я нe знaю pyccкий. Гopoвит вы пo-aнглиcки?

fuck, I knew somebody would realise, but I didnt expect it so soon

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ya nye panimayu ingliski, ty gabarit' español?

Then I look at them condescendingly and say:
He.

they: Кaкaя нeyдaчa! мы хoтeли бы видeть вaшy burrito

Bы хoчeт видит мoи burrito?
У мeня нe burrito

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>that cunny crease

slap them with my dick in the mouth

ebin

>russian girls

>tatu lesbo song came out 15 years ago

wtf i'm old now

The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.

>The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.
Why do Russian girls love Asian guys so much?

>>The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.
This is called AMWF
instagram.com/explore/tags/amwf/

If only you used your asian half to memorize useful math things instead of a list of every washed up actress with an asian boyfriend

why russian qt have such shit taste in men ?

>the beta amwf guys at it again

>that pic
someone's spent a lot of time thinking about this

I grab them by the pussies and turn them over to the Kremlin for unlawful lesbian activities

Because asians aren't all alcoholics. It's actually the reason why russians marry chinese guys and so on.

...

Nothing, it's not like I can catch up with them.

>Why do Russian girls love Asian guys so much?
*Why do Asian girls love Asian guys so much?
ftfy

nie nauranie nocz naladnie NAS NIE DOGONIAT

Russia is full of chinks

Their rap song is the best thing they made even if Russian rap with female voice tends to be shit.

Probably say: Just like in my animus!

>lesbian
We are the only country with a true lesbian musician duo.