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first for garbage!

Me on the left.

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me on the left

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LIFE IS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT PROVE ME WRONG.

>that tounge
dropped

>having kids

KEKHOLD
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Anyone else happy that the weather is getting colder?

second from the left

How the fuck do you save pictures off this shit site, fucking crop them?

I love winter clothes!

What would you do with a million dollars

Two chicks at the same time.

You're the user that's good at drawing.

no, its fucking freezing and almost impossible to stay outside for more than 10 minutes now

A shit ton of Kraft Dinner

Buy RR Wraith and donate rest to AzMSO.

MAXIMUM pleb detected.

Give me a link to a picture you want on niggergram and I'll show you how.

buy a car, go on a lower 48 road trip, travel around europe, the rest in my bank account

We needed you the other day, gays were getting uppity without your crane posting.

buy a plane, fly into the eye of the storm over the bermuda triangle, die a cinematic death for the love of cinema

>wife from Eastern Yurop (who I sign a pre-nup with and leave out of my will just to protect myself)
>nice big house by the sea
>save the remaining money for my next of kin

I want to watch a hentai with a good masturbation and a good lesbian scene
no weird shit like traps or anal involved

Build a home out in the country, invest the rest and assemble a harem full of tall women

>user has to go to running group in under 2 hours
how hard is he going sperg out i wonder

the only reason I made this instagram desu
yellow fever coming on strong

r8 my /cum/mification

Buy Sup Forums from chinkmoot.

Hire a some thai fuccbois and kidnap a girl. Haven't decided what ethnicity I want the girl but as long as she's cute it's good. I'll then tie the girl up and fug the thai boys in front of her for days on end making sure the thai boys cum constantly. Eventually, she'll develop Stockholm syndrome and crave my cock that pleases the thai boys so much but I won't give it to her till she's at her limit and begs me on end for my seed. I'll decide to reward her with sucking my cock but only that. slowly raising her libido. After a year of torture, I'll untie her and let her do what she wants with my body.

8/10 - This is fine.

>every single time after fapping I think to myself it wasn't worth it
but why I keep do?

Most asians are trash but she is very nice I must admit.

>adding Germany and Switzerland

snipping tool

Perfect.

Just use this, it's a good fag repellent.
Also, how's the weather up there? Is it gonna be lots of snow around new year?

9/10

you lost a point for leaving empty pigeons in the back

Winter hasn't really happened yet, barely any snow and unseasonably warm weather.

It's hardwired into your brain by millions of years of evolution.

You aren't fapping to anything weird though right?

Figured as much.

is it weird that I find KT McFarland super attractive

What's your endgame?

Oh, that's good. I really hate snow desu.

>being plebs

How many days do I need in Montreal and Quebec City in order to see all the cool stuff?

Complete Global Saturation

>hating snow

That's why you'll never be considered European.

To run for presidency after 5 years desu/

I decided to stop fapping for around 3ish months. At the end of the month without fail, I wake up to a bed soaked in cum.
I took it as nature's way of telling me to keep fapping.

3 & 2 respectively.

my package is supposed to ship today but it STILL says "preparing for shipment". What gives?

Fuck would I want to be considered european? I love Mother Asia way more.
I just will be in leafland on new year, so it's better not to snow.

To post anime!

>hating snow

It's awaiting pickup for shipment. It's only 4:46pm at the latest in this country, there's still plenty of time for it to ship.

science is a meme degree

Drop out. Buy a gun (.22). Write a manifesto (Ramblings of a virgin retard). Channel your alpha-male™ brainwaves. Commit genocide (make sure it's the ((((((((((((((jews)))))))))))))))))).

Only then is your degree not a meme.
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Tell me 1 (one) good thing that snow delivers for a city dweller like me.

>visiting a country nicknamed "The Great White North"
>not expecting snow

Buddy....

i digress m8, because fuck rust

its very comfy

hungry as fuck but don't feel like walking to wendys/tim hortons

reeee

Cool, I guess that give me time for Ottawa since I'll be in Canada for one week.
Does Ottawa need two days?

>I just will be in leafland on new year

Why?

comfiness

Fuck Canada

If you're going to get some fast food at least walk and don't be a fatass.

Delivery is a thing you know

Eh, fuck you bud!

Yeah, probably enough.

>Parliament and the other meme buildings
>National art gallery, War Museum etc.
>Skating on the Rideau Canal and eating a beaver tail

fruck drumpf and fuck wh*te people

I once visited all pubs in East London in a week and didn't got a pub fight, so maybe my bad luck would do me a favour this time.
Yeah, it's very comfy when you white shit falls from sky to your balcony and you have to clear it...
To spend New Year, m8. Baku will be full of tourists this year, so I'm fucking off to somewhere quiet.

>national art gallery
meme
>war museum
meme
>skating on ice
meme
>eating beaver tail
applicable to anywhere else
also a meme

just let it melt away, you goof

Fuck USA

Delete this.

>so I'm fucking off to somewhere quiet.

Isn't there about 100 countries closer than Canada? Why come to Canada?

>snipping tool

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Might go ice fishing again all the way up in lake of the woods and tiptoe into Canada

asshole

To much moisture damages stone tiles, m8.
Fuckness is 700 years old.
Last year I bought a property there. In a middle of nowhere, just perfect for vacations.
Also, I'm coming for your soul.

i ride a motorcycle, so any given day :)

Shall we gather around to form the vaping circle and commence the annual /cum/-vaping ceremony?

who wants to give me a blowjob

Why are her tits so darn big?

>Shall we gather around to form the vaping circle and commence the annual /cum/-vaping ceremony?

your sister

Does

I don't know. Ask Japan.

Thanks, those are really the main places I'm interested in seeing over there.

>Angle Township
>The racial makeup of the township was 100.00% White.

Dog bless, almost became Canadian clay.

>Last year I bought a property there.

Which part?

>Sup Forums user's soul
>worth anything

I could give any of you silly fucks a good slap up the head

Don't go to Ottawa. Don't go to Ottawa. There is nothing worth seeing.

Either pick:

>Quebec (Quebec City + Montreal)
>Rocky Mountains I (Vancouver, Whistler)
>Rocky Mountains II (Calgary, Banff, Lake Louise)

68086015

*trips you and curbstomps you while you're lying on the ground*

absolutely comfy

Canadian's can't fight irl

Hudson bay, southeast part.

Got any cool steam friends /cum/ ? Tell us about them

I really don't know what to do with my pubic hair.

I tried to make it into a nice square that blended into my happy trail but I think it looks weird.

Ottawa is the most boring place on Earth, check my flag.