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VMRO TI SI NASA SUDBINA

>Hey, don't tell me, tell your immigrants that come here by the thousands.

Let's not go over this topic again, you still haven't presented one single proof that you've ever seen a real Bulgarian in your entire life..

Third for happy national day to romanians everywhere

>the OP is not about Romania national day

make another you Soros funded cucks

it's just a basic factor to take into consideration
why are you so upset, we're all friends here

DAY 2
We went to Prishtina. It was basically like any other balkan-tier city. People where very friendly and they (many of them) knew Croatian, the language that serbs stole from us.
Restaurants were very cheap, we ate like gods and then we were looking for cheap hotels and we found one.

Funny thing was that from all of the trip, people from Kosovo were the whitest. I'm guessing many of them were diaspora and mixed blood with Europeans. Girls were also unbelievable

By the evening we went to the streets looking for clubs/bars. We were discouraged thinking that we will not find one since its a muslim country but we did. People were very secular, drinking, girls looking slutty. It was very fun

Then some guy with a couple of girls recommended us some huge club a little outside of Prishtina.
>We went there
>90% guys, sausagefest
>great music tho
We saw drunk diaspora Albanians fighting with some locals. Locals beat their asses big time.
Thats how I learned what "ta quifsha nonen" means.
We watched, laughed and went home with dry dicks. But that will change soon.

nah, Albanians are generally white, I have no relations to anyone outside of Kosovo and I'm as white as snow.

All your women are for sale but we get them for free

Every single westerner who says he visited small kosova says its a shithole, but the people are nice and the girls are very hot and slutty.

Is it true ?

Will i be beheaded if i go ? Should i pretend im Westerncuck ?

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Did he overdo it?

co si pražáci myslí o brne? vůbec nic.

rude tb h

Why would you go to kosovo you faggot

Kosova is a shithole, Albanians are nice to pretty much everyone inside of our country(don't know about our diaspora though), even the Serbshits and yea the girls here are pretty hot and slutty and you won't get beheaded kek, that is as long as you don't wander off in any dangerous neighborhood.

Good, spread the word, Greece is poorer than Bulgaria Greece very very bad, DO NOT FUCKING COME HERE!.
remember that, go West East North, not SOUTH.
we're good then. I'm glad, one less immigrant to feed.


Anyhow, it's funny how you guys think I'm shitting you, do you see me shitting on Fyrom about immigrants? NO! because they stay in their fucking country.

Jsem etnické české v Makedonii

DAY 3
As much as we enjoyed the time in Prishtina we had to go, because our final destination was Sarande in south Albania by the sea. I think Prishtina was one of my favorite locations. We took pictures with Croatian and Albanian flags right next to the statue of Skenderbeg

We went all the way down to Prizren. We were driving past Serbian villages in Kosovo again receiving dirty looks. Chetnik signs everyhwere

This day was quite boring because we were hangover and tired from last night in prishtina. We got to Prizren.
I didnt like it much, buy my friends did because they like older towns. There was some festival that we were planning to see there and that was suppose to be lit but, it was raining so that ruined our plans.
Still we went to the centre to grab a drink. Many young people, girl were again amazing, I couldnt believe it.
But there was nothing much to do and we went to sleep a bit earlier

because people like visiting other countries, I've been to Macedonia a few times and I like it there.

reclama obligatorie la chanon punct ro si reamintire zilnica ca leddit autobarza utopizda junimuia si restul grupurilor de normie de pe fb care posteaza meimeiuri cu cristi sug cur

I'm shitposting too

I don't know if we treat albos like shit or if we fuck balkan whores but we might

let's face it, he probably going their to traffic drugs.

>a fucking serge thinksnhes "european"

etnický čech v británii whaddup

he skipped some things as pic related

I am from kosovo vilayet

am fost pe chanon punct ro si am vazut memeuri cu cristi

de ce minti

Honestly, do you even believe yourself when you spout such gibberish? Why would I, or anyone else for that matter, want to immigrate to Greece?

You're probably trolling me, you can't be this dumb.

Almost didn't notice the diaspora

The guy still got hundreds of dislikes on something he detailed out entirely

I'd like to retire in Greece one day, provided it is not overrun by niggers.

Yeah I forgot to mention. When we were in Prishtina some guy shoot the parlament with a fucking bazooka?? What the fuck? haha they told us that it was because some border deal with Montenegero

yeah, I swear girls were amazing and looking slutty, but they dont have a "hook-up culture" so you probably wont fuck them right in the first night

The fuck? Are you serious right now? What makes you want to retire in Greece? Genuine question.

Hey I'm trolling you, the homeless Bulgarians in my neighborhood are trolling, heck, if ask them they'll probably say "It's just a prank bro, we came here to troll you".

Can't you fucking asshole see how mad I am over the inordinate amounts of immigrants we have here, and why I have specifically targeted you, Albania and Romania? Do you think I just chose you to troll you? Why did I live Fyrom out of it then?

Soldat?

I like the food and the sea.

jak se anglická léčit vás?

>I'd like to retire in Greece one day

Why are Vulgars such savages?

It wasn't a bazooka hahahaha, people from certain political parties were protesting against the government because they signed a contract that gave some of our land to Crna Gora.

>Why did I live Fyrom out of it then?

Why would we immigrate to our own country?

You mean to tell me you don't spin your dogs?

>f*romittes cant handle the banter

it's just banter. This is what happens when an actual dog is threatened

>Why did I live Fyrom out of it then?

Mainly because Macedonia is unimportant. Trying to portray Bulgarians wanting to live in Greece sorta strokes your ego. "Hey, look, Bulgarians want to immigrate here", but the reality is that there are no Bulgarians in Greece, not in any significant quantity, anyway. And so you, by delusion or whatever, mark the gypsies and say "Hey, I saw a couple of gypsies today, they are Bulgarian to me, I better brag about it on Sup Forums".

I can name you like 60 countries that are better in that regard. But whatever floats your boat, although I really hope you're trolling now.

remember that topless Finish guy who waves a flag

edit him instead of flag, he spins a dog, the angle is very good but i dont seem to have the pic

make it happen /balk/anlars

forgot pic

>I can name you like 60 countries that are better in that regard
Nigger, I am pretty sure I've seen more coasts than you. I get around. I like the Aegean, a lot.

>Nigger, I am pretty sure I've seen more coasts than you.

Give me some examples then and we'll see if you're right.

No we spin our wine bags

>our land

i just searched for naked finnish guy in google images, brb, going to poke out eyes

You will learn

Give me a good reason why bulgaria should exist and I will end my life.

This guy

PLEASE EDIT ROPE AND A DOG AND RAKIJA WITH MORETA BACKROUND

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>be a szeckely
>try to search trianon on google
>this appears

checked

>naked finnish guy
you knew what you were getting yourself into

this is a private photo of me
please delete it

DAY 4
We went to Macedonia and at the border, Albanian cop told us that we give him and his friend something as a gift if we dont want him to search our car.. and what he meant was that he would search it for hours (at least I hope so). So we gave him 7 euroes and he let us go.

We got to the Skopje. First thing that came to my eyes was a lot of statues:
Basil II Bugarkiller
Alexander the Great
Mother Teresa
Ciril and Metod
even Samuil (if I remember correctly)
and so on
Albanians from Prishtina warned us about that and the existance complex Macedonians allegedly have.

We got to our hotel, went out and I fucked a Macedonian girl. My friends were dry that night, but their time will come too.
I dont want to type too much about this because it just feels too lam bragging on Sup Forums, but yeah you fucking neet virgins, I fucked.
We still hear there and now through skype jerking off to each other

Come on, you know all balkanites dream about a huge McMansion in a suburb overlooking LA just like unitedstatesians

What ?

if every useless bulgarian would give me one euro, i would a millionaire with 9-11.3 mln €

>certain political parties were protesting against the government because they signed a contract
and what was their "protesters" contract?
cause there are things as soros leaks and all is revealed as pic related

the south of france is a lot richer and in your face than california. take a walk through cannes and monaco and you'll piss your pants. the same thing in spanish coastal cities, the med islands and recently cro-montenegro.

on this continent being rich is assumed so no one cares where you live, mansion or aparment

who am i to deny the numbers?

BASED

can you make the dog a bit further and add a rope to his neck ?

and add some meme worthy thing of your chosing to replace whatever hes holding in his other hand

good double

>shqiptar searching for a bribe

This didnt happen to me the whole time I was there/crossing borders. Do you look like dodgy bydlos or something ?

USA is a bigger shithole to actually live in rhan tha balkans.
Especially fucking LA.
If i was rich enough, i would still retire here, but buy a summer villa in Italy, literally the greatest country on earth tb h

LA is actually pretty nice.

shitaly is ovrrated gypsy
shitalians are annoying european faggots
western turkey is actually better
but nobody likes bulgarians

DAY 5
We went to eat Cevapi what was suppose to be an Albanian district, sort of. It was great.

And with our stomaks full, we went to Tirana.
Its funny that many people shit on Albanian roads but they were better than some parts of Croatia. Drivers however...its like you dont have fucking rules in Albania. What the fuck?

We arrived in Tirana. Dua Lipa was having a free concert tomorrow and thats the biggest mistake of the whole trip that we didnt go to see her. We wanted to arrive to Sarande as soon as possible

Streets were empty which we didnt expect so we didnt have many things to do. It was some working day if I remember correctly. And we went to sleep

Nah, I guess us, not being locals was enough for him. We couldnt find papers for the car for a longer time so he asked it in a way like: give us a gift for our lost time or we will search your car and make a mess, you guys are suspicious

No its not, its a spic and nigger ridden hellhole
Gated comunities where the ultra rich live =/= LA

never fucking respond to me again you filthy t*rk

>We couldnt find papers for the car for a longer time
who the hell doesn't carry his car papers in the glovebox

I'm tired as hell and feel like I'm missing and forgeting about important details/things that happened

Im going to sleep and Ill continue tomorrow

Does Ikiby often cancerpost in /balk/?

Ok start reporting the roach.

Shy isnt that roach permabanned yet

>download movie from zamunda
>its dubbed in turturish

When was the last time you were there? Also Latinos are awesome.

W*
Done

I see. Yeah Albanians are fucking abysmal drivers, way worse than in Crna Gora, BiH and Serbia. I'm surprised I didn't actually have an accident there.

Someone post the ikibey's life story pasta

keep desperately asking for (You)s
probably. here he/it is

aaand the roach is gone. it's that easy.

RIP Ikibey may your ass cool down in the nice cold ground

Well turns out the national radio has a decent rock show, new music, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=2YYOXSIy0RY

>there are no Bulgarians in Greece, not in any significant quantity, anyway

i don't care for your squabbles but this is insane. Greece has more Bulgarians than most other countries!

do you have any antichki maktracker?

no, we use zamunda
Zamunda will be rightful Macedonian clay 5 years from now.

>greece
you forgot 3 moreta
these lands are rightful bulgarian clay

i'm not referring to the minority of Pomaks left there, obviously, but to the recent immigrants in Salonica and Athens who swamp them in numbers

kek, dream on. there was some MKD scene group in softs that released a couple torrents but not seen for ages some uploads of them. probably declined. And zamunda forked.

I'm scared to go on Sup Forums and tell them, but there is no coincidence that pepe is a frog. It's the reptilians that are trying to make people used to their appearance. They will reveal themselves next year, I'm not sure if it's a good thing. I'm literally shaking

...

>which killed over 1,070 people

HOLY SHIT THE EARTHQUAKE IN SKOPJE WAS MASSIVE

JUST REALIZED THAT

or maybe you referencing something else...

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3987276/Strike-pose-Irate-bodybuilder-flattens-judge-whips-penis-protest-losing-international-competition.html


?=>A Greek bodybuilder was so angry at losing a competition that he slapped a judge and pulled out his penis in protest.

Giannis Magos had already been declared winner of the 100kg competition and looked set to win the 2016 IFBB Diamond Cup title in Athens, Greece.

But when he was not declared champion, he went into a rage, hitting respected judge Armando Marquez in the face, throwing him onto the floor.

let the memers begibn