ITT: We say nice things about the United Kingdom

ITT: We say nice things about the United Kingdom.

I'll start: You guys have some nice pubs.

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>say nice things about the United Kingdom

no!

How come Ireland gets its own flag but the rest of the UK doesn't?

Ireland confirmed for tsundere.

I really like the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland's music.

You're easy to bait and your butthurt provides us with limitless entertainment

You produced my future wife.

Good lads to have a pint with.

i ask myself this question every day

fun to drink with

potato

No, you're supposed to say "Potato?"

There's literally nothing nice to say

You're good at quitting the good ol'Europe.

you're good at quitting wars

great literature

kek, nice comeback. It was 70 years ago though.
Brexit is happening now.

>You guys have some nice pubs.

>Be me in London
>Go to ye olde Enlish Pubbe for a pint and a larf
>Every surface covered in wood
>No natural llight, have to squint to see the bartender
>Oy M80, what'll ya 'ave?
>Umm a pint of the ale thanks
>Pours out beer with 0 head
>Microwaves beer and glass for 1 minute
>That'll be 17 Quid
>Feeling hungry, look at food menu
>Pie, Fish&Chips, Butter Chicken
>360 and walk away, beer still steaming on the bar

Oh, and, they kinda invented modern computers.
So that's why we actually can communicate right now (plus internet, yeah).

you are only a bit less ugly than Albanians

Saved your ass in the peninsular war and don't you forget it.

They hate Mexican illegals coming here as much as we do, based.

Their bayonet charges inna sandbox were some badass fucking shit.

They publicly displayed they were the bad guys and pieces of shit allowing based to get international support so that they could mostly get independence. If they had privately been subhuman animals, it would've been harder for the Irish without the world, namely America, knowing, and thus Britain worrying about if they'll get their shit pushed in by America for going full war time against some freedom fighters.

actually they were really gentle when i visited...
but i still hate their empire.
its sad to know that scotland , n. irland and wales are still just coward bitches of england

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This makes me cringe every time.

Australia does it again.

Spit out my cereal back into my bowl thanks m8.

Your women aren't entirely unpleasant to look at.

English doesn't use retarded he/she descriptors for common things like tables and chairs.

Constituent countries aren't real countries.

>he's still mad about the Scots and Welsh Guards giving his army an arse pumping at Tumbledown

Countryballs are always cringey

kek

The countries of the UK aren't recognized as fully sovereign states. The Republic of Ireland is. UK countries are basically like US states as legal/political entities. You might argue US states actually have more independence though.

Are bongs really this delusional?

I think this is the best thing about Britain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

They were sarcastically implying that the republic of Ireland is still British
Does banter exist in Japan? Serious quesiton

They're alright... I guess

>wanting to retain of land of Papist potato niggers

Whatever you want m8.

And also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_Mayne

Are you the Scottish English teacher?

Handsome man

funny accent

I know, doesn't make sense.

>funny accent
Dixit Finland

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Makes me cringe too.

>T. Filipino american living in England(London/Newcastle)

The Brits have the darkest and most offensive humour out there which I like.

Full English breakfast is god tier.

Surprisingly many high quality easy English slags.

Best music scene after America.

Plenty of comfy countryside places

God tier patriotic songs.

Premier League

I like being called Mate.

Pubs>>> Sports bars

>T. Filipino american living in England
OUT

Fuck off Rasheed

>Rasheed
My last name starts with a Mac I am the most British thing out there, ye wee shit.

MacSingh aye. Part of the Southside brown crew.

Im only an International student anyway ahmed. Dont worry I will be OUT in 3 years.

What? he said UK not US

I support Brownside South you bloody twat. Southside Brown can go to hell

Best general on Sup Forums even though you should be more friendly to yanks!

RULE BRITANNIA
Pls recolonize

Why should we? UK always kissing Australia's ass. They can both rot in hell.

Created the best country in the world.

Their countryside is pretty comfy.

t. Quebcois scum

Your teeth are so white and alienated.

My gay boyfriend is from UK and he's the cutest thing in the world.

You guys have some fine piece of ass

Nice Ale.

iktf

well that went right over your head
I was implying Ireland was still British

concorde n shiet

the queen's pretty rad

New England is the nicest region in the US.

Irish independence was acheived well before the US became relevant. Yanks had nothing to do with it.

Some of them aren't ok with pedophilia

You guys have some nice pubes.

Literally false.

the UK acts like they wouldnt have gotten rolled in WW2 if they were in the same situation as france. I'm not even gonna be that guy who's like LOL AMERICA saved your ass, because your countries built America.

We weren't in the same situation as France though, so your comment is pointless.

Sure but his point is that having a land border fucking sucks.

I'm just saying it isn't fair to shit on france too much for ww2. The wermacht at the time was glorious as fuck and they wanted to spill french blood. France didn't stand a chance because they weren't building a huge army to take over the world.

Silly Englishman, they don't have any potatoes, it was a famine remember?

That's kind of a misconception. Had we played our cards rights, we could have held. Hell, if our generals weren't fucking retarded we probably would've won. The battle of Hannut showed we could use mechanized units effectively, and the defence in depth strategies used by the remaining armies after Dunkirk were actually really effective

Thanks for throwing away the empire :DDDDD

yanks did more harm than good, you supplied the axis for the better part of the war

the real hero of the war was the soviets

I'm an ultra nationalist.
I love only Japan.

> tea-mania
> monarch
> indirect language
> culture different from the continent
> rainy weather
> island on the end of the old world

obviously Japan is the best country

And who gave the soviets resources to hold their ground? The US.

>you supplied the axis for the better part of the war
what

that's not what being nationalist means

Still you had Italy to deal with as well. I don't slight France at all for ww2. The wermacht was unstoppable.

you bantered a frenchman so hard he invented an entirely new system of measure so the joke wouldn't work anymore

what

London makes me feel good about Paris.

you are good at running away

UK has pretty decent health service.

うんこ

fascist great britain would have won hitler he war

You make a bloody good Ale.

>tfw no fascist dictatorship in Britain

just imagine what the world would be like today

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All that tea is making wonders with your smile.

what a cuck

brits have a nice strong breakfast
lets not talk about the rest of their food

>The Brits have the darkest and most offensive humour out there which I like

you think so

BEANS ON TOAST

>supporting the people that both of our grandparents fought and died keeping from conquering our country
pass