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dirty dan edition

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IM Dirty Dan

Who else in need of weed?

Who you calling pinhead?

>you will never live up to your mother's expectations

>his president is justin trudough

lel

t. Pinhead
I'M DIRTY DAN

More like knocking out French pussies edition

just go to the store and get some, it's not hard

have not bathed today

same, night bather master race

>have not bathed today

She's said she would, but I can't do that to her. She's successful, and she's worked really hard to get there. She'd be better off with someone whose success matches hers.
iktf
Mom wanted a Chad. I'm kinda conventionally attractive, so I think that it breaks her heart even more that I'm a basket case.

What country has the most innies per capita?

i also played eu4 for seven hours

Did someone say Dirty Dan?

I'm actually Dirty Dan guys, seriously

listened to kyary the whole time

neckbeards are too pure for fleshlights

that's more of a dudebro thing

>Carhartt shirt
Is he a neckbeard or just a bearded redneck?

>dudebros using fleshlights when they can fuck girls and their bros
>NEET losers not using fleshlights

Is there a difference?

>tfw no one ever messages me on steam

Trying to lose weight lads.
Just overate. I didnt know rice had so many calories.
I probably went 500 over my goal.

Every day at around 3PM, I start to chill and get extremely tired. I'm almost incapacitated by 3:30PM, and I don't recover til 4:00PM - 4:30PM.

What the hell is going on?

Dudebros use both

neckbeards use anime

pick a girls name and change it to some esport avatar

>ju$tin Tru-Dough

rate my rapper name

>be canadian
>be stupid

Yeah, they shove their fleshlight in the plushy of their waifus and go hard

lol

this morning my malaysian friend messaged me to tell me he was gonna fug my ass

>trying to teach my dad how to use a smartphone
>he says "hmm yea hmm yea"
>then he gets angry "AH STOP I DON'T CARE ANYMORE I'LL USE MY OLD CELLPHONE"
why are old people so stubborn?

>pseudo-intellectualism
vs
>anti-intellectualism
Yes, they are definitely very different things.
Sounds like a sugar low.

>tfw forgot my workout clothes at home so I had to spend $40 on some shorts from the school bookstore
Fucking jews

I could really go for some McNuggets lads

>he didn't just go hard in his jeans like a big-dicked bad man

HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS?

Two types of people desu

Be funny but not annoying

>leaf
You cant

what for?

I am currently reading "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Dale Carnegie

will report back when im done

pay people to hang out with you

Unironically eating a corndogger rn, buds.

Pretty fucking good, might have to zap up a couple more.

i unironically have no friends (AND NOT WILLING TO MAKE ANY) and sit alone in the back of every class room AMA

Whoa, you guys have schools out there in sandnigger land?!

I'll try my best.

You're so cool. Can I suck your cock?

Usually best friendships are made by fighting with someone.

I'm going to fuck you up

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I just napped through my afternoon lecture for the second time this week

i am so so stupid no wonder things have escalated to the point they did
i ought to be imprisoned for my own good

where did everyone go ?

You don't, I have a gun and İ load it with explosive ammo.

suicide most likely

great life choice

Am now accepting resumes for the position of best friend. Hurry before the position is taken.

yes and they are one of the best in the continent which still suck by international standards
I am a little girl you can't

What's this how does this work

>he didnt take the bait

Stay awesome, Algeria

I am gifted with the ability to make excellent life choices. I am prosperous.

You can add a marker where you live and find /cum/bros who live near you.

I can't stop!

you are very beautiful

>23 year old white male
>degree in computer science, honors
>2 years experience as someone's best friend
>19 years experience as someone's friend
>enjoys skiing, ping pong, and video james

>2016 keeps killing off good people

ITS NOT FAIR

hmm, very nice. Frankly you might just be over qualified. I'll have my receptionist get back to you.

>implying your shithole country has freedom

Good riddance, another obesity spreader dead.

>implying your shithole country has freedom

Added mine

>ping pong
you probably think you're pretty good but in truth you'd be effortlessly defeated by me.

fuck off commie, that mans a national hero

>he buys weapons legally
Ayy lmao.

Watch it, bud. You're tapdancing on thin ice.

thanks you are great friendo
flash dick may be we will discuss our friendship

the doorbell just rang

you'll pay for this

the soil of Azerbaijan will be saturated with the blood of your people for this great insult

DON'T OPEN IT

THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

Oh man and this GOAT movie is coming out soon

youtube.com/watch?v=VBIxg3XiBaw

>celebratin a man who gave thousands a heart attack in a form of synthetic untasty shit
You love being good little cucks, aren't you?

god dammit texas, not again

Uh, what made the last thread get all janny'd?

Welcome back, Chile

It is Sailor Moon, let her in!

Chile please
you used to be a qt poster :(

big mac is a good sandwich

THE CANADIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO BOW,, APOLOGIZE,, AND PREP THE BULL
""THE CANADIAN"" CHOPS TREES TO DRINK CUM FROM THEM!!
THE CANADIAN DOESN'T STUDY,
ONLY LEARNS TOLERANCE, LEARNS HE'S INFERIOR TO OTHER, HE'S A SUBMISSIVE FREAK
LGBT-FRIENDLY, TOLERANT OF ISLAM, SUBMISSIVE, HOMOSEXUAL...

HOW DO YOU SAY CANADIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AETERNUM APOLOGIA HOMUNCULUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A CANADIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR CHINESE COUSINS
3- THEY'RE USUALLY FOUND PREAYING TO MECCA
4- THEY LOVE ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL ACTS
5- THEY HAVE SMALL PENISES, SHRIVELED BY THE COLD
6- THEY PARTICIPATE IN GAY PARADES
7- THEY WORSHIP FEMALES IN HOPE OF ONE DAY SEEING A VAGINA
8- THEY'RE FROZEN CHINKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED MOOSES

THE CANADIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO BOW,, APOLOGIZE,, AND PREP THE BULL
""THE CANADIAN"" CHOPS TREES TO DRINK CUM FROM THEM!!
THE CANADIAN DOESN'T STUDY,
ONLY LEARNS TOLERANCE, LEARNS HE'S INFERIOR TO OTHER, HE'S A SUBMISSIVE FREAK
LGBT-FRIENDLY, TOLERANT OF ISLAM, SUBMISSIVE, HOMOSEXUAL...

HOW DO YOU SAY CANADIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AETERNUM APOLOGIA HOMUNCULUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A CANADIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR CHINESE COUSINS
3- THEY'RE USUALLY FOUND PREAYING TO MECCA
4- THEY LOVE ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL ACTS
5- THEY HAVE SMALL PENISES, SHRIVELED BY THE COLD
6- THEY PARTICIPATE IN GAY PARADES
7- THEY WORSHIP FEMALES IN HOPE OF ONE DAY SEEING A VAGINA
8- THEY'RE FROZEN CHINKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES

that's it

>not supporting those who facilitate social Darwinism
Naw, bud, you're a moralcuck.

i panic every time my door gets knocked on

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS MAXIMUM EXPRESSION ......... THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST ........... A HUGE PERUVIAN, FRUSTRATED, ENVIDIOUS, INFERIORITY COMPLEX AS MANY, THAT CAN NOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXTERIORIZE AND DISPOSE THE OWN MISERIES OF A DON NOBODY POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO DISPOSAL. !!!!!!!!!!! OF THE LAST !!! Already Alberto Fujimori, the former Peruvian president

Fujimori: THE PERUVIAN WANTS TO BE RACIALLY ARGENTINE AND CULTURALLY CHILEAN. With that valid argument I can refute the poor and sad Peruvian author of this post. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER IS YOU AND YOUR POOR HOSTS. THE PERU, as many celebrities said, IS A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE OF THE WORLD, FROM INDIGENOUS, WHITE, ASIATIC, JEWISH ETC AND THERE IS NOTHING IN PERU OF VALUE OR OF IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT PERU LEADS TO WORLD IS THE PERUVIAN: UN TO BE TORPE, HEDIONDO AND UGLY. THE PERUVIAN GASTRONOMY? SOME BIRDS THAT EAT TRASH !!! A PERU CONDEMNED, POOR AND BAD, ENVY OF ANY COUNTRY !!!

VERY FUCKING RUDE CHILE

Why is Algeria's country code dz?

not me, i'm peacfully playing some CK2

*knock knock knock*