I want to learn one of the following: Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, or Finnish...

I want to learn one of the following: Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, or Finnish. Now I know most of you fucks pounce on the chance to speak English seeing as 'murica n the british empire, but I'd still like to converse with a northern European in their mother tongue at some point. What's the best option?

varför firar du inte påsk?

>what should I learn?
>speaks Swedish

typical autist finn

I've taught myself some Norwegian on Duolingo. I can't compare it to Swedish or Danish but I've found that it comes pretty naturally as a burger. It has a lot of familiar words, however also like English, it sucks at following its own rules and has a lot of exceptions. I'm pretty sure Finnish would be the hardest of those by far, at least in terms of familiarity. I'm not sure how simple or how fucked up the rules are.

Not worth learning
You will never reach the same level of fluency in any of those languages as a Swede, Finn, Dane, or Norwegian is fluent in English

I guess I could just learn Finnish to impress a girl and fuck her -40 Celsius pussy

Well
If you learn Norwegian its a lot easier to learn Icelandic, Swedish and Danish than if you learn Finnish.

Also its probably a lot easier for someone speaking English to learn the languages of those first scandinavian countries as they are pretty much a third of the same words as English, while Finnish to English ratio is around null.

for what purpose

'Väl'
If 'dou' 'lärn' 'norska', its a lot easier to 'lärn' 'isländska', 'svenska' and 'danska' then if 'dou' 'lärn' 'finska'.

Also its probably a lot easier 'för' someo'en' speaking 'engelska' to 'lärn' the languages of those 'första' 'skandinaviska' countries as 'dhem' 'är' pretty 'mychet' a third (three = 'tre') of the 'samma' w'ord's as 'engelska', while 'finska' to 'engelska' ratio is around 'noll'.

Learn Spanish instead.

All of these languages are almost completely irrelevant to learn. Finland has like 5 million people.

You're such a twat m8, you want to do this out of some vague stormfag desire and probably "muh heritage".

Just stop.

Learn Finnish for the memes and mammiposting

sorry m8?

I mean if your motivations are stormfag learn German. At least Germany has a lot of people and big literary and philosophical tradition.

?????

seriously though, i wonder if they also have some "weighted" stats, such as if these increasing numbers affect influence/relevance of the spanish language. i mean, in the extreme case, if most of them were illegals it wouldn't matter but if most of them were politicians instead then oi vey

>"muh heritage".
>4 languages to choose from

any lang but finnish. being equally useless to you as the other three, it is also the hardest.

just fucking sign up on duolingo and try norwegian or swedish, stop if you dont like it or continue if you like it

its not that hard

pick norwegian or swedish and then it'll be easy as pie to learn the other one too

Regret doing Danish desu.
Danes are far and few and some Danes on here just talk in Icelandic for some reason.

>asking for the sake of conversation about language
>annoying

>they are pretty much a third of the same words as English
this is true for french, but not even close in swedish

you dont see many danes here, most are turbo-normies

not to mention the ugliest

It depends on what your interests are. Listen to some scandinavian music, watch some scandinavian movies in their native language etc. to get a feel for how each of the languages sound.

haista VITTU

;)

Stop being annoying

What Nordic country does this bitch look like she's from senpai?

sweden

>the one annoying Norwegian decides to pop into this thread

>FAS

sounds beautiful

Might have exaggerated some as well as the opposite when describing Finnish, but its a whole lot of English in there, at least if you combine all 4 nordic languages.

The words can have different meanings but be a little sidetracked.

Meat = Kött
Food = Mat
Mat = Meat
Kött = Food
jk, but its probably somewhat true.

Spis... that is what norwegian do with what they have cooked
Spis, is what swedes cook their food on before its time to 'eät' it upp.

Finnish American Society?

this pic is very annoying,
i just ranted about it in another thread.
it is aesthetically disturbing
like a penis

I get you, it's the one eye looking the other way

Norgay would be my guess.
Could be cultural more than genetic but a bit rounder touch, more natural and calm look than them sharp swede girls.

it doesn't really matter, you can find a girl like that in any scandi country

Pretty much explains OP's desire to learn a Nordic language then, ja?

this isn't Russia, every young girl in Norway can speak English because they're obsessed with American pop culture

Not very scientific but try watching Paradise Hotel Norway and then PH Sweden.
Your country is a lot less degenerate tell you that.
>Could also have something to do with the age of the contestants, the Norwegians seems so childish and nice while Swedes R bitchy and "skabbiga".

just a stereotypical blonde. could as well be american. my friend's family had an exchange student from germany recently. she looked and dressed and had exact same haircut as other girls her age here. i couldnt tell she was german. i think it is when they turn 30+, they become more american (fat), german, swedish, norwegian etc. how is that as a theory? doesn't sound offensive?

and they probably wet their panties when a good looking 'murican man talks to them in their our heathen tongue
Are all Norwegian men such pussies??

not all but yes there's a good amount of pussies

that's the result of a very feminized and equality filled society

stop being edgy, fatty

That's too bad senpai

if watching a penis disturb you maybe you should come out of the closet

Easy there Pablo

just learn german as it is the common tongue among the scandinavian countries
all those languages are german based as are the cultures
with german you can speak to any of them as well as the dutch, swiss, czechs etc

just have a brown/black cock if you want scandi women

fuck off with your memes. most women in scandi countries only date white men, because they find sandniggers disgusting

and no, finland isn't scandinavian and germanic either

sprudo spraler

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>just learn german as it is the common tongue among the scandinavian countries
>just have a brown/black cock if you want scandi women

americans proving how stupid and cucked they are once again

No one will think you're special for learning an alternative language.

My advice is to learn a popular language that would actually help you out in life (Chinese or Spanish).

does watching a pussy disturb you?

Who cares? have you ever done something simply because you're interested in it? you sure sound boring.

Makes me think of a stupid joke here in Sweden.
"Who is the best Finnish boxer?"
-"Ranta Runtiringen."
(Run around in the ring)

Ranta synonyms: ränna
It comes from the German word for run = rennt.

Yes German is probably a good language to learn as its in the middle, guess it connects better to the languages found in all directions.

I know what kind of mental gymnastic you are trying to apply on me but, jokes on you, I never saw one in real life

kek, you win

triggered Cai-Göran

black cock in scandiland = danish girl amalie wichmann
these girls love the bbc
scandi men rage

Sweden had a porn actress Linda Thoren. She was from the far north and considered poor.
In general the more north you go the more rural and country the people are. She suffered a prolapsed anus (with Rocco Sifreddi) and was given workman compensation because it was a work related injury.
She works at an old folks home in northern Sweden.