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Nebraska is my favorite

>american canadians
>best

I like the boring flat one most

North Dakota

>>american canadians

Aren't both Canadians and Americans the same?

Indiana?

Better than u lol

South Dakota

Which one!

Kansas

A L G E R
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No there are very small, but many differences
>South literally who

i want pizza

>Connecticumdump

What kind?

You know, the irrelevant one where nothing ever happens?

extra mushrooms please
definitely Nebraska
hey now

I wish I had some weed right now

>hey now
youre a cumdump
get your game on
go
succ

>people from New Mexico are called New Mexicans

I made pizza for dinner

>Liking Nebraska

Nice

Really makes you think.

And all that glitters is cum

it seems very quaint

>AMERIKEKS

People from Maine are called Maineiacs

If this was any other thread that would've triggered many anons. But there's 14 people here.


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Do they call themeselves that?
I've literally never heard that before in my life

beans on toast

I read it on the internet. It must be true.

Unless they tell me they're from Canada I honestly can't tell.

canned christmas dinners

i love mine with chicken breasts its called "miami" around here
definitely yes
that's great bon appétit honhon :3

As do the Dakotas
And Kansas

t b h the center row minus T*xas is comfy

Illinois is shit. Chicago dominates the entire state.

delicious

i love cara

why do you always exclude Texas?

>that
>fully cooked
wtf

>tfw accidentally fart on your boyfriend while he's eating your ass
fuck

just microwave and serve

that used to be my dinner most nights

because you have god tier chicks and they are just jelly

what is youtube trying to tell me

man, everything is so boring

I'm going medieval, lads. This is my final form.
youtu.be/l6forV0TFxg

pls tell me you had at least mayo and some cheese or something

You should be happy, that's the most common type on earth.

At least I'm a rare.

>Hot as shit
>Stormy as shit
>muh longhorns
>We no spicerino no no no señor
>We are better than everyone else go Texas woo
>State is controlled by oil
>State has an aneurysm over a milimeter of snow

That you will never breed girls like chinks can

Then what do you want to do?

i go to hr there are always beautiful things and they are nice to me

>mayo
gross
often it was just black pepper, mustard, or nothing

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fukkin slut

youtu.be/L4iDAqTglzQ

>they are nice to me

That's because there is no flags Achmed.

nothing, just sleep and sleep and never get up
yeah, sun and sand must be really good

Love you too

>tfw you are a boring person and don't get bored of it
time to grind for more shiny pokemon lol

Is it safe to unfilter Chile yet

no

Dinner is served!
Everyone can take one scoop of veggies and one tong's worth of meat from the crock pot

yes

>accidentally send a text saying "record your pee for me daddy" to my dad and not my bf

;_;

fuck you I'm taking two pieces of meat

No thanks.

Tell him it's to make sure he doesnt have testicular cancer

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maybe its because you are valued by the sole intrinsic worth of your post rather than misconceptions about your ethnic background

>Your dad walks in and pisses on you

Hallo
Salut

fine, no leftover lunch for you
then you can make yourself a PB&J

salut tu va bien?

homosexuals should be put to death

I see hoop earrings and think to myself, "chola"

sunt eu, un haiduc

That's what I mean, no flags means they can only judge you on your content and no Sup Forums memes.

pic unrelated.

Morning /cum!

Ma-ia-hii-hii
Ma-ia-huu-huu
Ma-ia-haa-haa
Ma-ia-hahaha

comment appelle tu?

don't call me achmed i hate it

numa numa yay

>virginia
>virgin
that one's quite the thinker

bouchard?
what? are you putting a curse on me?

Browsing tumblr lads

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Another goodie

Tumblr has great porn.

no i disagree
>burger triggered hihihi

Even though I love the idea of a 50 year old man inseminating me, I don't have daddy issues.

Pass.

>not telling him
little shit

how do you handle sick polack bantz like this?

WE

Have some Britain- youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

You are sexually depraved
Fulfillment never be upon you

>Gadafi wrote in his famous GREEN BOOK..“the Black Race will rise and conquer the world”.he is the only Arab leader who came public and apologised for the contribution of Arabs in the enslavement of Blacks even though he was never a part of it….Gadafi knew the real history ..that blacks are Gods ..that long before slavery all races and people of the earth worshiped Black dynasties..the world was ruled by Black kings and Queens…Gadafi knew that one day Blacks will unite and organise themselves and claim their place in the world..

What do you prefer?

Omar? Ahmed? Mohamet?

#woke