Americans actually eat this shit for breakfast

>americans actually eat this shit for breakfast

can you pick me up some wild berry poptarts? i think i'm all out.

Ah yes, the classic Australian breakfast.

The cookies and cream one is yummy

Did you not toast them first?

Ah yes, a fine canadian cuisine.

I love the cherry ones, just bought two boxes the other night.
I just just eat them as a snack though with a glass of milk once in awhile.
I don't eat breakfast.

is that gay?

Sour Grapes

>tfw no red velvet 'tarts
fuck
is there a reason to live anymore?

It's always sour grapes with foreigners.
They ALL secretly want to visit America and try our grocery foods.
Some of them wish they could live here.

I like cereal for breakfast tbqh

I love the cinnamon ones raw. It's like eating sand with sugar rocks.

No that's an Argentine.

>No brown sugar and cinammon
Fuck off Bruce

I have a Euro gf and the first thing that her, her family, and her friends all do when they get here is run to walmart and stare in wonder at all the breakfast cereals, poptarts, and other foods. They are obsessed with them and fill their suitcases with as many boxes as they can to take home. Foreigners literally can't get enough of american culture. They just pretend to hate it so that they dont get caught out as total ameriboos.

Typical Japanese breakfast

That's the only palatable one.
Anyone who eats strawberry poptarts must hang.

Cuz their mummies popped some tards, if you know what I mean yez, yes I know what you mean

Poland, that was weak. Please never do that again.

Oh fuck you, man. The unfrosted Strawberry and blueberry are just fine. They're not gourmet by any means, but heat 'em up and they'll see ya through.

I have literally never tasted a poptart in my life

I have literally eaten poptarts every day growing up in my life

I'm not even white, too.

Frosted strawberry and cinnamon are the only two that matter