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Frozen Pussy edition

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cold kot

can't be fucked to go to work tbhwy

Feel really sorry for that cat

fucking hate cats wish they would all die

dogs are 100x better

What do you do on the train to work, /brit/?
I pop out my phone and read digital books.

Yanks?

Fuck off

>not playing mature merriment simulations

you're not wrong there mate, you're not wrong there

my ex gf (we were together for 5 years) is named Anna

she was absolutely buff when we were together a true 9+/10

she's gotten quite fat since we broke up though

She's got such a dirty mind
And it never, ever stops

And you dont taste like her
And you never, ever will

when I took the train I'd read.

awwww soft fluffy wuffy kitter with his little paws froze in the snow awww hope he'll be okay

got a really hairy bum

read the news

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jak 2 is kicking my complacent arse lads, we're spoiled in video games these days

gf sent me this

>Reply to Thread No.68099972
Maintain maximum situational awareness by eschewing reading or listening to music in favour of constantly scanning my surroundings and listening for any irregularities

I also always wear running shoes in case I have to sprint away from a mass shooter or a terrorist

Where can I find the russians on Sup Forums?

Never even been into a thread outside of /brit/. Which general do they use?

balt

What the fuck is her right arm doing

What mission has been giving you trouble?

When was the last time you went to the cinema?

I have a really hairy everything haha

almost 6 years ago

I don't go to the cinema, I go to Das Kino

Went to see the new star wars film last December with my family. it was ok

Do they speak Russian?

I'm looking to learn Russian more so I dont mind just lurking and tryna learn but wont they just all speak English if its a combination of all the countries?

2 years ago

saw A Most Wanted Man

Thought that was a baby seal for a second.

ha ha

Went to see Jack Reacher 2 about 5 weeks ago. It was shit.

Last week saw Dr Strange. Little twelvies in the back were being dickheads all movie but they were too young to go punch out.

Have you heard it on the news?
about this fascist groove thing

I thought it was a seal too, great minds think alike eh? eh?

2ch . h k

Hey me too. Family Star Wars watching. I forgot what it was like to enter the cinema during daylight, and to emerge during night.

the one where you have to escape from the dock area while guards drop in

eventually just gave up trying to do it properly and punched my way through

>he doesn't dislocate his elbow when taking pics

Lmaoing at your life tbqh

any fellow hunters ITT?

what do you hunt?

i personally hunt deer and ducks and hogs
use a springfield model 1903 for deer an AR-15 for hogs and a benelli sbe ii for ducks

Christ, that one. Managed to block it from my memory.

What are your favourite missions? I remember thinking the ones where you go to the forest and pick up the 3 talismans was beautiful

murderer

how big are the pigs that you kill on average?

Murder:
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

*sits back and watches the ol' flux do its thing*

Ah yes, luxury

If you don't eat everything that you kill you should neck yerself.

Turkey here mostly with the occasional whitetail.
I use a Type 38 Arisaka and a Remington 11-87

saw some guy today on the train browsing the 'dit

said this previously in /brit/, but i do not think there's a runtier sight than grown adults walking up the train carriages to find a seat so they don't have to stand for the 15 minute journey

>tfw moved from a country with shitty gun rights to a country with even shittier gun rights

tired but not really haha you know it goes

gf just sent me this x
girl's night out ;)

I usually knit or browse the Sup Forums or read depressing novels

i use my tactical 12 gauge to pwn zombies 8)

me under the swastika

I've been learning russian by using an app called duolingo. Obviously im using other sources but its great for on the train because it's easy, free and mobile.

a few days when fantastic beasts came out

it wasn't that good :/

where is this stadium? is it still there or did they tear it down

the gf under the sea
youtube.com/watch?v=zx2fEHAcrJA

ugh

ugh

ugh

uuuugh

uuuuuuuuuuuugh

oh lads I'm gonna heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem-ugh~

I hate these Instagram filters.

honestly had a dream that I met my crush of 2+ years (we live in the same street) and just straight up asked her "Do you have a boyfriend?" and she said "Yes", thus putting me at ease. Was not even awkward.

Is this a sign from Jupiter that I should simply do it in real life too?

этo кpyтo, нa кaкoм ты ceйчac ypoвнe?

What's the lewdest thing you've seen people doing in public?

so mad about my runescape being hacked that I cant sleep

literally pissed me off almost as much as when I got my bike robbed earlier this year

also always feel like a twinge in the top right of my head, fairly sure I have brain cancer

holding hands

Does the Russian version have lots of references to Game of Thrones and shit like that? Been doing the Norwegian one for 190 days now and the references to television and films are starting to get on my nerves a bit tbph

holding hands

quit looking at my gf you fucking perv

That's what you deserve for learning Normemegian

you got the old 'tism?

I take it it's totally unrecoverable then?

Surely you'll find a better use for new free time.

lool them to give up on shit like that mate, it's embarrassing.

hmm not sure, i haven't touched this game in 10 years and nothing really sticks out

perhaps the tomb of mar although i may only be remembering it because it was hard

watching lillyhammer taught me that you only need to be able to understand spoken norweigian, you can simply reply to them in english

what's the issue? first thing I do when I get on a train

/slav/ or /rus/

~150 lb

I do it's one of the primary reasons why I hunt
I would much rather eat fresh game that's been eating off the land rather than something that's been pumped full of hormones and God only knows what goes into their livestock feed
Any extra I give away to friends and food banks

I'd like to go for turkey one day I've never done it before

nah but i just do not understand how an adult could be so lazy that they will walk up an entire train looking for a seat rather than just stand up

go steal something from someone else/break something of theirs/vandalise something to equalize the pain

those are some big pigs

happened to me too when I was a youngling and I wanted to die irl haha

Literally never sit, granted the journey is short af anyway but I feel like there's people that need to sit more than I do anyway. Such as older people etc.

we have a lot of turkey on our land so I go regularly in season.
I've also hunted elk but only a few times.

I'm SUCH a twerp lads. Honestly mirrors and cameras are my greatest enemies because they allow me to see this twerp

a ты чтo тyт, бpaткa

cup of 'fee and a bowl or 'ridge

that show was so bad i watched it for the kicks

when he shot that wolf with the revolver and knocked up the blonde chick lmfao

no whats embarassing is before you decide to enjoy something you stop and consider what other people will think of you first. I dont give a shit if its not cool by normie runt standards

pretty much, ususally I would just go out and exercise and shit but winters setting in so I can't do that as often and my recent leg wound isn't fully healed yet, hence why i've been gaming so much

might do this, theres this really small van i've had my eye on a few streets away, honestly rekon I could flip the thing singlehandedly and I've been wanting to. Its fucking tiny

you do realise that it's state by state in australia, right? you have to do a retarded 8 hour course and just have the motivation and money to get a license then you can have a wide selection of guns completely unchallenged. you can own yank tier handguns within like a year of that aswell.

I liked when he went on a racist rant during their national day

кoтa yвидeл, зaшeл, пoтoм yвидeл чтo этo pyccкий кoт

you're quite old tbf

That's less than 11st, he must be killing piglets or literal runts.

But I thought Emma Watson is canonically black now...

desu its very unlikely you would be caught since its a completely random one time act.

just bring gloves and a hat + glasses

might get out of bed

no phone so read or check out the graffiti

a дaвaй дepжи eщe oднy киcy

Russians post in the Sup Forums general of the nation state they intend to invade. Poland's days are numbered

norway seems very strange

when he sensually taught to oslo youth a lesson i lost my shit, that show`s writing is weird

also lost it when the bus driver asked him if he was arab