I escaped the forest fire that is currently burning down my city of Fort McMurray, Alberta in Canada

An apology? Your powers of deduction have missed their mark, Sherlock. My "want" was clearly stated. I want to purge all you low IQ chimps from the world - but I'll settle for just the board right now. Now stop shitposting on my Sup Forums, nigger-kin.

Really? Shit dude, well good you found somewhere at least. Everywhere must be filled up by the sounds of it. Whereabouts is your hotel? I'm in the downtown core in a highrise smoking a bunch of weed. I bet the clubs will be busy this weekend with the new guests

I'm glad the U.S. Is helping you, I'm surprised that they don't invade because they would be claiming you guys can't handle your WMD trees and bring you guys some freedums.

"Yeah we invaded Canada- they were going to burn down the oil sands we bought already. And let me tell you- fuck their rivers- we don't give two shits about Canada. Let them use Maple Syrup for all I care."
- Donald Trump 2017 Inaugural Address from the steps of the Capitol building, with Canadian slave lake slaves like liberated and presented after being clothed and taught American.

>people are seriously bitching about a happening thread
Sup Forums, this if not actually a porn board. This is a good thread. Op is reporting from the middle of a large forest fire. Why would you think this thread was shit?

Yeah but that's not happening, I figured that you'd be intelligent enough to realize that. The implication was what do you want [instead]?

I'm at the Rossalyn in the north end, but I'm checking out in 20 mins to go to the Leduc hotel though.

why the stupid name?

Not at all. Not even the user you were talking to, just saw the bad logic in your poat

He isnt in the fire

dude there are a few people telling you to fuck off in this thread. maybe you should fuck off.