>be me >med student >be supertired after 8+ hours of classes (yes, I do that kind of timetable almost every day, it's fucking unbelievable) >have last class >it's a fucking 3 hour long session about telemedicine (tech stuff put into our daily practice) >onthevergeofkillingmyself.gif >my buddy tells me to run away from the class >i tell him to stay, I have a good feeling about this session
FAST FORWARD TO THE CLASS >there's only the two of us assisting to the fucking class >nobody came since there's a stupid party on the Biotechnology campus >teacher arrives >it's an ecography workshop, so we get to try the doppler and the ultrasound machine on ourselves >my buddy is kind of disgusted at having us undress in the classroom >since we are only him and me (plus the teacher) we just say fuck it
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Brody Ramirez
yes cont !
Jaxson Morales
>cont?
Don't be that guy.
Just finish your story
Tyler Lopez
>we start the workshop >last minute, qt pie girl comes into the classroom >she asks what's the class topic >evilsmile.jpg >"It's an ecography workshop. We'll get used to work with the ultrasound machine". >my buddy as naive as he is, doesn't blink an eye at the opportunity we got ahead of us >teacher explains shit about ultrasound and a global project on getting ultrasound machines to places very very far away where they do not have any resources for that >teacher ends the explanation >ask him to go to the bathroom, I'm fucking pissing myself after the coke I drunk 30 minutes before class >"No, user, you can't. We'll ultrasound your bladder so we see it full of urine."
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Christian Richardson
>Cont?
Fuck off with that shit. Just hurry and paste your story
John Morris
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Leo Cooper
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Cooper Morris
>He asks me to get my stomach undressed so they can see my bladder with the ultrasound thing >okay.jpg >qt pie girl tries first >she looks at my prostate in awe >she sees my bladder full of piss while taking notes on it >"Now, young lady, you can't press too hard on his bladder, or we'll have an accident happening here..." >she complies >when they finish, I get to clean myself the transductor gel >my buddy doesn't even know what's gonna happen >i go to the toilet >have a long peeing session >get to my class and see my buddy undressing so we can ultrasound him
i'm fucking hurrying up, bois, I don't have it pre-typed.
Noah Campbell
>we ultrasound his bladder >he's fucking full of piss >jesus christ it's fucking disgusting >qt girl doesn't look so impressed >we look at his heart >he's got a fucking left ventricle like a Donkey Kong Barrel >ventricularhypertrophy.rar >he's a cyclist, so it's not so worrying >next, qt girl gets fucking undressed
