Stories thread

Stories thread

>be me
>med student
>be supertired after 8+ hours of classes (yes, I do that kind of timetable almost every day, it's fucking unbelievable)
>have last class
>it's a fucking 3 hour long session about telemedicine (tech stuff put into our daily practice)
>onthevergeofkillingmyself.gif
>my buddy tells me to run away from the class
>i tell him to stay, I have a good feeling about this session

FAST FORWARD TO THE CLASS
>there's only the two of us assisting to the fucking class
>nobody came since there's a stupid party on the Biotechnology campus
>teacher arrives
>it's an ecography workshop, so we get to try the doppler and the ultrasound machine on ourselves
>my buddy is kind of disgusted at having us undress in the classroom
>since we are only him and me (plus the teacher) we just say fuck it

cont?

yes cont !

>cont?

Don't be that guy.

Just finish your story

>we start the workshop
>last minute, qt pie girl comes into the classroom
>she asks what's the class topic
>evilsmile.jpg
>"It's an ecography workshop. We'll get used to work with the ultrasound machine".
>my buddy as naive as he is, doesn't blink an eye at the opportunity we got ahead of us
>teacher explains shit about ultrasound and a global project on getting ultrasound machines to places very very far away where they do not have any resources for that
>teacher ends the explanation
>ask him to go to the bathroom, I'm fucking pissing myself after the coke I drunk 30 minutes before class
>"No, user, you can't. We'll ultrasound your bladder so we see it full of urine."

Cont?

>Cont?

Fuck off with that shit. Just hurry and paste your story

Continue

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>He asks me to get my stomach undressed so they can see my bladder with the ultrasound thing
>okay.jpg
>qt pie girl tries first
>she looks at my prostate in awe
>she sees my bladder full of piss while taking notes on it
>"Now, young lady, you can't press too hard on his bladder, or we'll have an accident happening here..."
>she complies
>when they finish, I get to clean myself the transductor gel
>my buddy doesn't even know what's gonna happen
>i go to the toilet
>have a long peeing session
>get to my class and see my buddy undressing so we can ultrasound him

i'm fucking hurrying up, bois, I don't have it pre-typed.

>we ultrasound his bladder
>he's fucking full of piss
>jesus christ it's fucking disgusting
>qt girl doesn't look so impressed
>we look at his heart
>he's got a fucking left ventricle like a Donkey Kong Barrel
>ventricularhypertrophy.rar
>he's a cyclist, so it's not so worrying
>next, qt girl gets fucking undressed

BEAR WITH ME, faggots

aah yisss

>she gets undressed
>teacher starts to try and teach us how to use the transductor
>he doesn't really want to teach us: he's just pretending
>qt girl stays there, having her stomach ultrasounded
>after he's tired of using the ecography machine, he passes me the transductor
>ohboy.jpg

>she has all her tummy naked
>she's lowering her trousers a wee bit
>she doesn't wear any bra
>teacher tells me to find her speel
>spleen is actually very high up, so I have to remove her bra
>don'tworryi'madoctor.tiff
>I see the spleen, but the teacher doesn't
>he tells me to keep looking higher
>she's getting very naked at this point
>my buddy is looking away (I don't know if he's gay or what)
>qt girl is kind of worried I will find something malignant on her body

...

Fuck the image didn't upload.

>nothing malignant is found, moving on
>teacher tells me to find her bladder
>to find a bladder with ultrasound you need to get just above the pelvic bone, a few centimeters above the Mons Venus
>qt girl is kind of blushing
>holyshitthisclassroomiskindofhot.memeextension
>I see her bladder
>it's half full of piss
>I don't fucking care
>Teacher doesn't fucking care
>holy shit, I'm seeing the insides of a 9/10 girl
>teacher tells me to find her uterus and her vagina
>I do
>nicest uterus I'll ever see, like a juice bottle, having a little deflection from the line the vagina makes
>dat vagina, closed up.

For the record, I'll say it's very difficult to make a uterus penetration since the angle the uterus makes from the vagina (45ยบ or so) actually makes it pretty difficult.

>ask her to breathe so we see it from different angles
>wearemakingscience.txt
>She's actually very eager to look at her ovaries

>we look at her ovaries
>nothing bad found
>she's got her tummy naked, and we can see her pelvic bones, since she lowered her trousers
>I get to touch her soft skin
>man, this feels fucking good
>my buddy asks to continue the ultrasound testing
>nope.avi
>we keep looking at her insides
>qt girl is very sciency and she's very enthusiastic about us watching her liver and her stomach
>we spend the rest of the class kind of getting her more naked and shit
>no penetration
>no spaghetti
>just plain old daily life in a medfag life

The end.

Nice

no

Checked.

>tfw you will never get to see a qt3.14 insides
>tfw you will never get to see those insides getting rammed by your dick

No what? You don't like my story? I could tell some more, but I don't have them typed out

You didn't even ask her out?

Fucking lame

>tfw you realize your a medfag

fuck dude, ask her out or some shit

dont cont

Why? I do have a girlfriend, I can fuck her whenever I want. Also, medicine is fucking full of cute and slutty bitches. In a 120 people classroom only 10 of us are men (and 4 of them are gay).

So we get to see a lot of hyperhormoned girls.

Anyway, she wasn't upset or anything, she just was... enthusiastic about watching her insides with the ultrasound machine.

I would fulfill Sup Forums's fantasies, but she's just one in a sea of bitches.

Checked.

Yeah. Being a medfag has its perks.

For example, I got a dynamic ECG for free when I asked my cardiology teacher for some extrasystoles I had.

I'm having a full checkup on my heart, and it's fucking free. God bless Social Security.