This girl comes up to you and says she'll give you $5 if you give her a hug

This girl comes up to you and says she'll give you $5 if you give her a hug.

What do you do?

Say im not ready for relationship turn 360 and moonwalk away

her leg looks fucking weird

No thanks, two dollars if you suck my dick though

Hug her for free

blush

I give her a big bear hug and lift her in the air.

5€ = 5 megaforces

Give her a hug and ask for directions to Tula, then ask her to accompany me in my escapades as a soldier of fortune!

*unzips dick*

give her $10 and walk away

fuck off mf faggot, es is best

>girl

avoid eye contact and walk away quickly

>Y-you too.

Is that really a girl. I don't trust you fucks and your traps

I'd stick my dick in that trap.

start checking if she had a knife

>girl

>keep the money. You'll need it for shoving more plastic into your face you ugly fucking turk

Whatthe fuck is that nose?

HUge her and take the $5?

Haggle with her
>"Well, I will give you $6 to leave me alone. Top that, bitch"

ayy litle tartar girl i know your mans is just around the corner controlling your suicide vest

then i explode and die

pretending i dont understand start talking in another language till i can walk away quickly

I hug her and bring her into my basement.

Shit I'm not the only one who knows this trick

Haggle for 10$. Worst case scenario we meed in the middle at 8$.

>tfw my local alepa raised the price of mf again

1.24€ per can is pure robbery

Stop buying from small stores, they're expensive as fuck. And they're not even independent.

Close my eyes, walk away and take my daily dose of aripiprazole. Everything is going to be fine.

I'll give you £10 if you fuck off and never speak to me again.

>hug her
>tsch, walked right into it didn't you
>german suplex onto her head

Sorry kiddo, ur the ugly one, my BRC requires better prey

"w-w-w-what did you say?! No- I mean, I'm sorry, t-thanks!"

walks away regretting it

1. hug her
2. kiss her forehead
3. ask her to eat a bowl of eggs

3/10 in Japan

This is a trap?

What an abosulte qt3.14

of course, i need that $5

Here's the more complete picture.

Before and after operation...

why couldn't she be natty like miru?

Oh thanks I didn't have this pic of Miru.

what op? don't see anything different other than hair

>Be French
>Get a hair cut = undergo operation

lmoa

Look at this one, then.

I swear muricans are fucking blind.

not even the same girl. nice try, ackmed

lmoa

...

Awesome.

Do you happen to know her or something ?

It must be on an online account of her that I've never heard of yet.

an unflattering angle

You'd have to be some serious lowtest faggot to be attracted to girls like that.

Refuse. I'm not hugging a stranger, and I'm certainly not accepting money in exchange for fake intimacy - that's prostitution.

Still cute tho.

i'm low test then

Nosebridge duh. She had the typical Tatar nosebridge, then after surgery it looks Mongol.

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Awwww :3

cheap cunt, hugging me cost 50$, no cent less!

I'm suprised the Dutch guy who took the picture knew that the English onomatopoeia for a cash register is "ka-ching." I figured onomatopoeias were one of those things non-native speakers would never fully learn.

Hey post moar please :3

YOU GIB ME MONI??? HAHUEHAUEHAEHAUEUHA THX
WHAT? HUG? FUCK OFF KKKKKKKKKKKKK LEAVE ALONE OR I REPORT U HAHEUAHEUAHEUAHE

lol thread had ended

anyway she looks so fucking hot here

>Giving a paid means that personal relationships between you both are no longer.