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The Complete and Total Emasculation of the Uncivilised Russian State by the Brave Fighting Men of Britain and their Allied Comrades of France edition

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hello is this the new thread?

first for me

business idea: post in Old English

I have a job interview today

Universal Credit doesn't sound as comfy as JSA, not even been on it a week

Hope I don't get it

But the secret here seems to be using a fake CV

also

>self-med for 4+ months
>have psych appointment this week (not GIC, just a regular psych who might refer me to a GIC)
>get some laser but now I have problems with hyperpigmentation and it'll still be months before my face is cleared
>try growing my hair but I seem to have hit a wall, there's just a length that I can't grow past
>situation with my body hair is better but still terrible
>use DNP to get a flat tummy, overeat and can barely maintain my previous weight, still a chubby 140lbs
>balls are fucked so there's no turning back

strongly think we should rename /brit/ /lib dem general/

gone ye ambition to read such scribe!

delete this

What's a decent cheap Android phone lads?

Kill yourself libraryboo

What's the lib dem policy on letting the 'sheeds in?

Do NOT give him (You)s

he said old not middle

old looks like this

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!

youtube.com/watch?v=PzmmPRG4smU

Not gonna open the floodgates, but also not gonna kick people out just for being here illegally

Moe of a live and let live approach

bit thick aren't ya mate

Post pics

more like lord runtlan

so they're literally going to let foreigners break our laws and go unpunished because they're foreign

Shan't be allowing my eyes absorb one bit of light from this post

Boarding the flight to Brazil as I type lads

CEASE future temptation to respond to my cries you cretinous oafs

is 9:30pm too early to go to bed? dead tired

T. Lacy yea

*starts singing platinum disco*

Wait what, they're not gonna kick out illegal immigrants? Even fucking labour official policy is to kick out illegals LOL

Fuck the lib dems then

If you encourage people to leave voluntarily and offer financial assistance and support to return quickly and legally if they have family here, people will deport themselves rather than stay and keep breaking the law. Punishment doesn't work for criminals, and it doesn't work here. Assistance to solve the cause of their law breaking and rehabilitation are the key to the future.

doing a poo out the so-called bum

Enjoy waking up at 1am unable to get back to sleep

this is not fun

don't put your finger in the jelly nelly

acceptable taste

youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8

>here's some money to fuck off
>no
>ok. can I have the money back though?
>what money?
>ok

>ywn have your bollocks crushed into singularity from the inside by a virus

bbc.co.uk/news/health-38207594
>Women and men who regularly trim or remove all their pubic hair run a greater risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than those who do not, research suggests.

>Doctors say small tears in the skin from shaving or trimming could make it easier for infections to take hold.

>But they also say groomers - particularly extreme ones - tend to be more sexually active too.

STAY BUSHY
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String a few up and the rest will quickly get the message

quite like a nice bush 2bh

need that goo from prometheus slathered across my balls like buttered toast

bring back hanging for skipping train fares I say

t. daily mail enthusiast

aussies should be hanged, drawn and quartered

>JSA
How is £100 a week comfy?

Personally I say have a hard cunt as the conductor and if you can beat him in a fight you can go on for free

bollocks first please

think i'm going colourblind lads, can no longer tell the difference between the russian and bulgarian flags

t. train fare skipper
well, that'd be payment through gladiatorial means. which is fine, but if you won, it wouldn't be skipping a fare desu

why do you care about poor slavs
gimmick idea: shit on slavs

London will be 66%+ non white in the 2021 census

By the 2031 census white British will be a smaller group than white non British

Shouldn't look at race lad, we're all BRITISH

When whites are a minority, then we will have diversity

business idea: paint bubblewrap sheets red, sell them as "tension sheets"

FOY

will the rest of england still rely on us?

already done 3 wanks and on my 2nd pint

bit degenerate but i literally do not care

there was this monty python skit about some middle class prod brit ridiculing catholics for having dozens of children whereas he has only two

everytime they have sex they have a child he says
but darling we do as well adds his wife

laugh track

Decided to move to Australia after seeing this

sorry no i don't have a gf

goo la

me on the right
/brit/ on the left

t. 6'4 brick shithouse

fuck off we're full

added mushrooms and cheese to my soup

lovely

theyll prob convert st pauls to a mosque to represent the new religious makeup of london

good

Did any of you lads get beaten when they were younger?

I always got the belt off my dad when I was naughty, think I secretly enjoyed it though hehe.

love this gimmick

theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/18/racial-identity-is-a-biological-nonsense-says-reith-lecturer
*Does a think*

my big brother used to beat me up almost daily. he broke my leg, knocked out a tooth and knocked me out cold. We get on well now funnily enough.

deport all non-whites

Who has Demi Rose Mawby's nudes?

"bollocks about how all races are the same"
- paki von foreignname

every time

ah yes
philosophers

Not so fast. This is not a Russo-Japanese war.

>interview supposed to be an hour ago
>still haven't called to reschedule

AMA

conducting an experiment

How did those ideas of free speech and other inalienable rights arise in Britbong land?

I mean, the Parliamentary system can't be enough. What incentive do nobles have to grant the commonwealth essential freedoms? Didn't the Parliamentary system (and its development) initially serve to just take power from the king and distribute it among local lords and the like?

I thought most reasonably intelligent and well-adjusted people realised this ages ago. I Hope he's not getting paid to give these lectures.

How did they go?

Still unemployed after 9 months. I think there is discrimination against guys with large willies.

I remember the day I put my Wipeout disc in the stereo and it started playing the soundtrack
blew my fucking mind
then I put Crash Bandicoot in and the static nearly blew my fucking ears

...

>His life – he is the son of a British aristocratic mother and Ghanian anti-colonial activist father, raised as a strict Christian in Kumasi, then sent to British boarding school, followed by a move to the US in the 1970s; he is gay, married to a Jewish man and explores identity for a living – meant May’s comments were both “insulting and nonsense in every conceivable way”.
Hmmmmmmm

on the ps1 you could load up a game, take the disc out and put another in and then finish the level while playing the music from the newly inserted game

fucked up when it came time to load again

got an apple sticker collection under my table in my office lads. eaten quite a lot of apples here.

Long Island and New York City (except Bronx and Manhattan) should be immediately ceded to New Jersey

There is no reason for them to be part of New York and aesthetically they make New York state look silly

Treaty of Paris desu :^)

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with being gay? I bet I could find you one thread on every single board about it

*informs the cleaner who peels them all off the next day*

clean work-space
clean mind

lads I think non-Welsh posters might be autistic

did a really big poo, made me feel violated

just paused time, flew to Australia, found some bender about to have a poo and stuck my willy up his arse haha

Good evening people.

Literally spent £11,000 in the past week.

My entire life savings, only got £240 left

*charges you with rape*

...

need a game that doesn't have much dialogue so i can listen to podcasts while i play

give me a rec

tetris

minesweeper

Anyone believe a word Lady Gaga is saying?

what did you buy lad?

space cadet pinball 3d

That's a lot of cocaine