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cara

me on the right

>Gigi Hadid wins international model of the year at 2016 Fashion Awards

FUCKING BODYSHAMING CUNTS

THIS TOOTHPICK WINNING IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST NATURALLY-SIZED WOMEN

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BIGOTRY AND I SHALL BE WRITING TO MY MP TO CONDEMN IT

her mum was(is) quite fit desu

Hunting my dinner lads you want anything?

sara

New housekeeper at work is a slightly goth brazillian girl who is very cute
She smiled at me yesterday

/cum/ is better lads

I could cuck her bf easily.

I'd destroy her tight little turkish cunt.

rape it

Cornetto

There's a paki using Yankism in the last thread getting really mad.

anyone up for a game of rock paper scissors at exactly 13:00?

Been any updates on Amir lads?

Jacamo

yellow is mad we raided his thread

Cara was made for Dutch cock

paper

rock

The state of this so-called "Tim Montgomery", what a twat.

>Go to doctors
>They measure me and weigh me
>Apparently I'm 4kg lighter than I was in 2012 when they last measured me and I'm 3 inches taller
>mfw I've actually been putting on weight and was 10kg lighter in April than I am now
wew lads. Was not aware of how badly I was wasting away.

Any tips on toning my abs?

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Fuck off Russian cunt

wow no need to be a dick about it mate christ

I don't post in the autistic dumpster called mämmi lmao I post in /cum/ the best general on Sup Forums

/brit/ is worst t.bh

dumb rockposter

Did the man guess the correct option?

fuck off back there then you little snowrunt

Might give the /cum/ general a try ngl
Heard good things about it

not sure if i can smell cum or blood
both are very plausible

thought he was squatting down for a cheeky bush poo for a moment there

you live in the worst scandinavian country

Watched the first 10 minutes of Westworld and it was complete fucking shit. Is the rest worth it

ya

yes, it has nudity in it so its really deep and mature

Bet my hometown is comfier than yours desu.

I present to you: Time's Man Of The Year 2016

its dull, drawn out and self indulgent

more like man of the year 1938

...

its so hot that i'm topless (im a gril btw)

post legs

You didn't do anything?

B R I S B A N E

what's the go with carrying prescription drugs around with you?
do I have to have the prescription with me too?

you're fine in australia at least

usually the box or bottle they come in should have a sticker attached with your name on it

When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all

I really don't understand why Beyonce is so big
She doesn't even write her own songs

>With a headline-worthy Super Bowl halftime performance, a world tour and a powerful second visual album, Lemonade, Beyoncé continued to surprise and provoke a global audience, using her platform to speak out about racial injustice, police violence and feminism.

Not a clue who the top 4 left people are, or the bottom right woman/man/thing

the thing is they come in a bottle but I want to put some in a little bag so I can carry them in my wallet

morning

*virgin walks toward you*

quite the spread there

what sort of drugs are they?

Might spend the day applying for jobs I don't really want just in case I get offered them and change my mind desu.

>CRISPR Scientists
>These scientists have developed a groundbreaking new technology that can edit DNA, a technique that has the potential to transform science and the human experience, as it could be used to find and remove mutations responsible for incurable diseases.

>The Flint Whistleblowers
>Local residents, along with civil-engineering professor Marc Edwards and local pediatrician Dr. Mona Hanna-Attisha, blew the whistle on the lead-poisoned water in Flint, Mich., drawing national attention to an environmental crisis that still has yet to be fully resolved.

Doing up the old CV lads

Just having a nosy at example layouts and wow do people really use meme layouts? I just format mine like a document but there are pictures and columns on some of these cunts pmsl

benzos

Those battleship cannons aren't the biggest weapon in that photo

YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY!!!!

>pictures
I've seen some that look like a geocities page lad.

if they're cannons then wheres the hole that missiles come out of

checkmate

defecating

alri

so if the police find mysterious pills on you do they just arrest you on the spot or do they do some sort of on site testing?

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Surprised they included are nige
Even more surprised with more putin, what has he even done?

wag a mama

>He doesn't have a guestbook, hit counter and underconstruction.jpeg in his CV

:L

ah yes goldberg

>I've seen some that look like a geocities page lad.

he's ending the syrian civil war single handedly

yeah, they'll take one of them and see what happens

I think u should be fine since most of the commonly prescribed benzos are only Schedule 4; however, if you've got xanax then i wouldn't be carrying them around in a sandwich bag because it was up-scheduled from Schedule 4 to Schedule 8 in 2014.

delet this

Literally can't stop wanking today lads

Go have a siesta

Why include people who've already won? Zuckerberg and Putin already have one

Who is the continental European looking gentleman on the top right? I'm almost certain he's from Brussels

>obverse women and their thought processes
>get majorly confused by their odd decisions

Woke up at half 11, bank holiday here desu

it's a shame russians are so homophobic because i desperately need a russian bf

Siestas are going to be the only thing getting me through summer
Brilliant people the Spanish

I forget his name but his wife's German and he works for the EU so you might be right

you know what they say about overly homophobic people
they're the gayest

youtube.com/watch?v=eafOkWXjqjc

yeah it's lorazepam but I did have xanax at one point (no idea why they made it illegal)
was worried because I knew someone that got done for dexys but apparently they're schedule 8

yes that is what (((they))) say

>you know what (((they))) say about overly homophobic people
>they're the gayest
fixed

Rorkemind

also you're both gay

got done for dexys in greggs

what's your favourite colour of mini egg lads?

>68306447
>68306456
Ah yes, runts

haven't got a winter jacket that fits me, so what will I wear when I go out to shop for a new winter jacket?

as a jew, I would appreciate if you didn't use neo-nazi symbolism in this thread

lilac