my calculus final is in 2 hours, how can i fake a stroke?
My calculus final is in 2 hours, how can i fake a stroke?
Austin Thomas
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Jayden Adams
You can't, deal with it like a man
Alexander Sanchez
just fall down and scream and shake violently.
John Hall
>Private school
we can basically don't come to school if you shart during an exam and it's postponed.
Brody Cooper
good luck faggot
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Gavin Roberts
should i atleast try to answer one question so it doesn't look fake?
Parker Cooper
got an idea, raise hand, babble and then look confused and drool on the paper, thanks romanon.
Jonathan Edwards
How is Calculus even hard HAhah like nigga jUST derivate that shit
Jason Morgan
i'm a dumbass for math, (and everything else, but specially numbers)
Hudson Russell
Fake a seizure, just scream really loudly then fall over and shake for 30 seconds. Then act really groggy when people are waking you up, pretend you don't know what happened. For bonus authenticity piss yourself
Wyatt Bennett
yes. make sure to drag the pencil down the paper. personally Id just take laxatives and shit myself and throw up in front of the teacher. Or pretend you have a mental break down and call for the spirts of Tenochtitlan. then add a few chupame la verga profe chupamela...then done. But this is mre of a seizure and schizophrenia.
Adam Davis
will taking half bottle of peptobismol make me vomit?
Isaiah Cox
No, drink vinegar
Nolan Reyes
how much?, just before entering school?
Thomas Allen
A stroke is WAY too serious, if you have stroke you're pretty much either dead or gonna die within years.
Fake something less serious. What a buddy of mine did once was drink some concoction which induces vomiting, and he made himself vomit during a test ("ipecac" is what I found on google)
David Morris
That is probably a bad idea. seriously. it isnt worth feeling like you want to die.
Jeremiah Cox
like half a bottle? idk
Colton Thompson
Just do a cartel tattoo and go to exam.
Jaxson Gonzalez
too late, it's in 1 hour
Robert Jones
Then just be a man and pass it. It's calculus, not a fuckin ResMat.
Evan Watson
Good luck
David Gray
It was 2 hours at 13:28 and one hour at 13:53?
I guess you're going to fail it
Austin Reyes
take your time and make sure you work is the same as the question
60%+ of my mistakes because i switched the signs or some crap
Joseph Clark
Nigga should've studied, calculus isn't even hard
Now the only option is to shoot up the place, do it