Without using google, can you name 10 reasons to keep living?

Without using google, can you name 10 reasons to keep living?

Suicide is a sin

>4.45 am on Turkey
>It's another user having existential crisis in the middle of the night episode
Go to bed my dude.

The ever-distant promise of good pussy

money
money
money
job
wörks
gf
job

>1. It might get better
>2. Killing yourself requires effort

each of my ten fingers as i gradually widen my anus to fit them all

1. There may not be an afterlife and if there is an afterlife theres a chance that afterlife isnt comfy (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)


2. (๑･̑◡･̑๑) food!
3. Sex !!!!
(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) altho i know thats the reason most of u want to an hero
4. Traveling!
5. Games!
6. (￣ ￣) hmmm.. i guess for new makeup lines!
7. Trying out new skincare products

1. Eva 4.0
2. Eva 5.0 (You know its going to fucking happen)
3. One Piece manga end
4. Inari kon kon, koi iroha is still not completely translated
5. kill yourself

No

One day gundams will be real

gundam wings is my favorite gundam show

Cool

I expected you to fall for the >wing(s) bait like the autists at /m/ :^(

It was a good show, heavy arms was my favourite

Sorry, bud. It's neither practical, nor economical to have huge ass robots to wage war.
Drones are the future, sadly.

Pussy
Friendship
Laughter
Fun
Movies
Memes
Untapped potential that you may have
Watching people who you may like succeed
Watching people you may hate fail
Suicide is a sin

But in space its all good

Mount & Blade: Bannerlord

1.Eat good food
2.Travel
3.Learn how play a diatonic accordion
4.Learn how forgive people
5.Learn how forgive myself
6.Feed wild kakapos
7.Visit the grave of my decease brother
8.See the northern lights in Lapland
9.Learn how sail
10.Buy a sailboat and cross the Atlantic

>10.Buy a sailboat and cross the Atlantic

fuck off we're full

1-10.killing niggers, arabs and lefties in the upcoming race war

See the ayy lmao's return to Earth and pick all of us the mayans into their spacecrafts and get trascended as i disappear into oblivion and see the Earth rip in half :^)

the aliens would just eat your country with nachos, Guacamola

anime

Dont get your hopes up hans.

Fuck off, Satan. Life is a funny computer game in the computer in the video game in real game.

(￣^￣) says the guy who cant say anything except kys and watch anime
._. Shit taste 2bh

>Aliens see french people (snailgobblers) for the first time
>They think french people are another race from outer space
>get enslaved
>get raped erryday by outerspace cock
It doesn't sounds that bad for you tbqh

...What the heck are you doing?

I want go to some Portuguese islands, Europe is really scary for Christians like me, I can't stand Muslims, I want all then dead, I would never set foot on Europe while she is infest with those cursed pigs.

>aliens see a country made (guacamola)
>take a piece of turkey and dip it in
>end up eating the whole bowl before dinner is ready

Weedlands...

flags
rare flags
flags
flags
space flag
flags
flags
flags
mainly flags
flags

Money
Travel
Internet
Learning
Technology
Booty
Booty
Booty
Booty
Booty

1. I dont want my family to get sad
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10.

>pussy
everything else is redundant as it is not the "reason to live" but the means to get pussy

Calaradia belongs to the nord

Fear of what comes after.
Nothing
Heaven
Hell
Reincarnation
Don't fucking know, don't want to find out, I'd take immortality.