What invention did your country bring to humanity?
Brazil brought the plane to civilization
What invention did your country bring to humanity?
Brazil brought the plane to civilization
>Color TV
>Morning After Contraception pill
Your welcome
Everything good desu
>Color TV
You mean that device that was very inefficent and wasn't suitable for mass production?
the wright brothers weren't brazilian
Don't start with that, we independently invented those, not the same as others didn't
It was actually on the right track if you see at the history of color tv development, anyway Gonzalez camarena did lay the foundations that allowed us to be amongst the first nations to do comercial transmision.
We invented peanut butter. He was a black man.
What a great man my man.
Don't forget about ours "chuveiros elétricos" with high-end technology.
1001 ways of hiding cocaine. We are like those hackers challenging the security of a sistem to show it's vulnerabilitys. Now USA won't get bombed by ISIS as much as they would without the experience of trying to stop us.
Also the pacemaker, and a spanish guy developed LASIK while working n Bogota for a long ass time. There was also a valve for certain kind of hydrocephalism.
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The cream separator, the gas absorption refrigerator and the multi-row self-aligning radial ball bearing.
Chineses can't steal that engineering, Americans can't spy on it, Russians can' crack it. Really makes you think while taking a shower.
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>india
Faster-than-light travel
Your welcome
>India
A real nightmare.
>Mexico ruining their scalp
Not really original inventions but made them better :P
Linux
NMT
Azipod
Molotov coctail
Countless memes
>What invention did your country bring to humanity?
Time, gravity, and evolution. 3 fundamental things to life on earth.
Wifi. Yes that's right cunts, without us you'll still be browsing Sup Forums using ethernet cables.
We are going to destroy an empire very soon
>Brazilians are unironically taught that their worthless-ass country invented the airplane.
I do that
The Netherlands actually invented the airplane, considering how inferior all planes before ours were.
Just stop, it's sad.
>being this much in denial
Inventions, not discoveries you retard.
But you did invented tea time if that counts.
and what they did wasn't an airplane but a fancy catapult ball.
Shower thoughts.
we reinvented the slicing of cheese
You have so much shit you can be legitimately proud of. Saying "we invented it because we made it better" makes no sense and makes you look desperate and sad.
Good contemporary Kino
>joke
>your head
>t. we wuz spacerace winners and SHIIET
>hurr we invented peanut butter by mashing peanuts
Meanwhile in reality:
>As the US National Peanut Board confirms, "Contrary to popular belief, George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter."
en.wikipedia.org
the taxonomy system
celsius temperature grading
dynamite
other random crap, like the brinell scale
wrong
If it can't launch it off by itself then it isn't an airplane.
So every planes on airplane carriers aren't planes?
I see...
True m8 only these VTOL planes are true planes.
I lol'd so hard when they showed this at the Olympic games.
Last time I checked, airplane carriers don't catapult the airplanes. They're more like mobile airports.
t: the larderistan citizen who goes all out on WE WUZ SPACERACE WINNERS N SHIEET
VTOLs are inferior technology. Air balloons is where it's at.
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>He doesn't know about steam catapults
They're pretty common on non-British aircraft carriers.
And the pronoun "hen"
Explain. Brazil is never mentioned in plane's wikipedia article
youtube.com
oh god it's true
>catapults
All that expensive technology when you can just use a fucking ramp.
I still laugh
It was their version of us in 2012 when they unveiled Sir Tim as the inventor of the WWW. They have to educate the ignorant masses on these things.
Why can't American planes fly backwards?
Lego
The Loudspeaker
The modern Ostoma bag
Holger Bech Nielsen
Google Maps, apparently
Handball
The PH scale
I can't wait until Trump dissolves NATO and lets Putin ass-rape you guys.
>NATO
>Finland
american education
We weren't in the NATO in the first place.
This.
Just an old tool. Also stocks and financial bubbles.
>american education
We invented land.
You're welcome
Dutch auctions.
Where the fuck would France be without this great British invention? Corked, that's where
in 100 years you'll be underwater so better start utilizing your invention
Those things are fun
>Brazilians are LITERALLY this retarded
>in 100 years you'll be underwater
Yeah because we just stop improving our water defense and let the water in.
Top 50 list out of literally millions.
Reflecting telescope: Isaac Newton, 1668
Seed drill: Jethro Tull, 1701
Marine chronometer: John Harrison, 1761
Spinning frame: Richard Arkwright, 1768
Toothbrush: William Addis, c. 1770
Soda water: Joseph Priestley, 1772
Hydraulic press: Joseph Bramah, 1795
Steam engine: Richard Trevithick, 1801
Glider: George Cayley, 1804
Tension-spoked wheel: George Cayley, 1808
Tin can: Peter Durand, 1810
Modern fire extinguisher: George William Manby, 1818
Electric motor: Michael Faraday, 1821
Waterproof material: Charles Macintosh, 1823
Cement: Joseph Aspdin, 1824
Passenger railway: George Stephenson, 1825
Lawnmower: Edwin Beard Budding, 1827
Photography: William Henry Fox Talbot, 1835
Electric telegraph: Charles Wheatstone & William Cooke, 1837
Chocolate bar: JS Fry & Sons, 1847
Hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood, 1853
Synthetic dye: William Perkin, 1856
Bessemer process: Henry Bessemer, 1856
Linoleum: Frederick Walton, 1860
Sewage system: Joseph Bazalgette, 1865
Modern Torpedo: Robert Whitehead, 1866
Telephone: Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
Light Bulb: Joseph Swan, 1880
Steam turbine: Charles Parsons, 1884
Safety bicycle: John Kemp Stanley, 1885
Pneumatic tyre: John Boyd Dunlop, 1887
Thermos flask: Sir James Dewar, 1892
Electric vacuum cleaner: Hubert Cecil Booth, 1901
Disc Brakes: Frederick William Lanchester, 1902
Stainless Steel: Harry Brearley, 1913
Military tank: Ernest Swinton, 1914
Television: John Logie Baird, 1925
Catseye: Percy Shaw, 1933
Jet Engine: Frank Whittle, 1937
Electronic programmable computer: Tommy Flowers, 1943
Hovercraft: Christopher Cockerell, 1953
Automatic kettle: Peter Hobbs, 1955
Float Glass: Alastair Pilkington, 1959
Hip Replacement: John Charnley, 1962
Carbon fibre: Royal Aircraft Establishment engineers, 1963
Collapsible baby buggy: Owen Maclaren, 1965
ATM: John Shepherd-Barron, 1967
World Wide Web: Tim Berners-Lee, 1989
Wind-up radio: Trevor Baylis, 1991
Steri-spray: Ian Helmore, c. 2008
>water """defense"""
>having a defense against water, the source of all life on earth
fucking nederkeks
>doesn't know about our defence against superstorms, because of global warming
You must be new to waterdefence
Oil refining & oil well
Bulletproof vest
Blue laser technology (used in Bluray)
Method of mass production of graphene
object oriented programming
don't even
The pen.
desu... the whiteness.
fuck off thief
Bíró
ethnic spic name my white friend, right?
what is the brush for
liquid hydrogen maybe?
Invented in: Argentina.
you all didn't give him a fuck and now is our! MuuahHAHAhHA
>Latin alphabet
>eyeglasses
>Newspaper
>Banks
>Barometer
>Anemometer
>Radio
>telphone
>pantelegraph
>Caprotti valve gear
>Carbon paper
>nitroglycerine
>Pizza
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Pretty much all the claims I've seen from Brazilians about how the airplane wasn't really invented by the Wright brothers have been thoroughly debunked.
Good carriers (no cuckramp) use catapults to launch planes in the air
Also "can't launch itself, not a plane" would literally mean all WWII planes that were carried on non carrier ships were not planes, as they were catapult launched.
Brazil go home.
he fled from the war so keep your dirty brown hands off him
or
give me a cute argentinian woman with green eyes, then we can talk
see And even a school bus can fly if you shoot it from a giant sling btw.
Not really, it would just have enough energy to stay in the air.
i can assure you that his eyes are green.
You're not getting a green card, José.
Not that i need one lmao.
is this what huemonkeys tell themselves so they can try to claim at least one technological achievement in their entire history?
The Wrights made dozens of flights, including many without the starting rail, before Santos-Dumont's flight in 1906. But of course, you're not going to listen to facts.
So, these are not planes using your criteria
I just couldn't find the sling in that picture, is that really an airplane?
>Microwave Communication
>Iron and mercury coherer
>Crucible steel
>Crescograph
>Carbon pigment
>Mysorean rockets: The first iron-cased and metal-cylinder rockets
>Seamless celestial globe: Considered one of the most remarkable feats in metallurgy
>Shampoo
And loads of other inventions
en.m.wikipedia.org
Brazilians are the next designated shitposters.
Irony is that we invented shampoo.
AIV fodder
Ball Chair
Bubble Chair
Disc tumbler lock
Dish draining closet
Electric sail
Erwise
Heart rate monitor
Ice skate
Internet Relay Chat
Linux kernel
Mir (submersible)
Molotov cocktail
Pulk
Rescue toboggan
Safety reflector
Satchel charge
Sauna
Scream Tracker
Self-organizing map
Ski jumping sling
Short Message Service
Sound film
Of course :)