Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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オージー

乙~

Tits or ass

>いじめるのための妹がいないの気持ち

Face > Collarbones > ass = tits

お薬の時間だ

Arse > Face > Hands > Legs > Tits

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明日Amazonからディルド届く

ところてんやドライオーガズムができるのか

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THREAD THEME

マンガの英語翻訳って皆大文字なんです?
読みにくくないんだろうか。

youtube.com/watch?v=YixAD9GIAuY

私のビザが承認されました!!

おめでとう

We Japanese deeply apologize for attack on pearl harbor.

thank u abe

That was really quick. How many days did it take?

Is living in Japan stressful?

If you grew up there, you're used to the culture. Are you ever afraid of the police, for example? Since not a lot of people commit violent crimes, do you just kind of ignore the ones that do happen and write off people who are arrested as always guilty?

I guess I'm also asking if you worry about living in a sort of police state, where you're expected to stay in line and be shunned otherwise.

本当に目の前にいると殺したいな
機会ができたら必ず殺す
野球のバットで頭を潰して殺す
今日からドックスする
時間はあまりにもあるから、君なんて探せる
住所を探し出して必ず殺す
夜の道で後ろから襲撃して殺す
フランスってビザ免除で入国できるから楽だな

フランス人に恨みでもあるのか

Dont sweat it bro. Happens to the best of us.

4 days. Yeah, that took no time at all.

Are you black?

I'm not planning on moving to Japan, I just want the perspective of people who live there so that I can understand the common kind of mindset.

Tell everyone how easy that is.
Send more Danes to raise our average height.

80年代からおつ

[spoiler]dicks[/spoiler]

japs don't question anything, to question authority in japan is seen as "not being a gud boy", so they just let police do all sorts of illegal shit because "they're the police"

Literally too dumb for their own good KEK

Kinda gay lol

失う事も無い気違いを挑発した?
後悔する間もなく一瞬に脳味噌を空気中に散らす

コミックスのしきたり
大文字は大きくて読みやすい、と言いたいところだがやはり文章などで小文字の方が多いよな
非ネイティブには読みにくかったのか

it is.
Also males' butts

Why japs copys Korean martial arts culture so much?
>teakwondo is original style of Japanese modern karate
>Haidong Gumdo is original style of ken jitsu
>Yudo is original style of judo.
>Guhapdo is original style of iaido
>geomdo is original style of ken do
>Hapkido is original style of aikido
>And
>Tang Soo Do is original style of Japanese karate (not a ryukyu karate)

Gongkwon Yusul is Korean jiujitsu.

> Tae Kwon Do is the originated from ancient Korean martial arts like Taekkyeon which has a 2000years of history. And modern Japanese ”karate”is actually originated and copied from Korean tea kwon do and Taekkyeon traditions during the jap occupation of Korea at ww2.

People would say Those things are original style of jap martial arts
Yes it's true

But actually Not so. it's just Korea and japan is almost exactly the same culture . . Or very similar culture. Thats not a original style but both Korea and Japanese culture is exactly the same things which copied from great china. That is why they are look similar.
Korean culture and jap culture is almost the same things at all.

The Original Korean Martial Art - Taekkyeon is one of the most oldest and hardest martial arts.
Do you know Taekkyeon?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXhfffSFeY

Japanese katana is historically came from Korean sword.
>Haidong Gumdo is original style of ken jitsu
>Yudo is original style of judo.
>Guhapdo is original style of iaido
>geomdo is original style of ken do
>Hapkido is original style of aikido
>And
>Tang Soo Do is original style of Japanese karate (not a ryukyu karate)
Gongkwon Yusul is Korean jiujitsu.
Why japs tell a lie of katana? It's nothing but a copy of ancient Korean sword
When japan were mass of Jomon barbarian people, ancient Korean ”yayoi”people came to japan and they made katana for japan and Jomon japs copied that tecnique of makeing katana from Korea
And Bushido is copy of Korean Buddhism zen and Chinese philosophiy
See?
Why jap steal culture of Korea like katana?

何か問題がありますか?(´・ω・`)

クリスマスだね

全て大丈夫

There are Korean war crimes (including death penalty) of WW2.
Korean, let's apologize with together.

Does japan like trump

...

何に怒ってんだよ…

At the first japs are Jomon island barbarian monkey who has zero culture
And Korean Yayoi people came to japan and educate culture to jap monkey
And Yayoi people educate how to make katana to jap Jomon monkey
And they teach how to do a jujitsu too.
That is the start of jap martial arts which copied from Korea
Understand?

Masa was interested in taking over T-Mobile once, but it was prevented by the Federal Communications Commission.
The total market value of T-mobile is approximately 50 billion dollars.

>japs in charge of discriminating other races
>"you fucking round eyes!"

>jap monkey
Step up, boy

荒らす奴って自分が惨めにならないのかな

そやね

Are you jap netuyo who don't face the reality of the history?
Poor shit eating barbarian of you jap monkey

ソフトバンク規制してくれ

Japanese life
- bowing to people
- math cram school
- strict piano lessons
- beaten by parents for not being polite
- being polite
- self hate
- plastic surgery
- bowing
- beating up women and children
- overwork
- bowing
- anime
- being polite
- suicide

netouyo vs netosayo

the most shit battle in this century

戦う相手を間違えている人はかわいそうだな

俺の政権公約、チョンの強制送還・アカ狩り

When did you japs realize that everything (I mean everything. Laws, clothes, culture, science, language, religion, medicine, and even ideologies.) around us is poor imitation of west and china?

Me: 13

Wut is this shit

yes, KFC season again.
But our family is afraid of bird flu

The worst part is is that you're not lying. I really, really feel sorry for anyone who has to be born and live in east asia.

In korea, there is very very few people hate japan. Reality is no one fucking care about east monkey.(especially young korean never care about japs).
But the Japanese commarcials as like Korea hate japan so much but it's no.
In reality, jap is the one huge racist to Korea and hate korea. But Korea never care about japs.
Japan did a very big war crime on Korea but Korea did nothing to japan.
Why the fuck japs are so racist to Korea?
Korea has a reason of hate japs because japs sted culture of Korea and destroyed beautiful tradition of Korea
But Japs has no reason to hate Korea but they hate Korea so much
It meaning japs are inborn racist.
Again in Korea, no one care about east monkey japs
But japs is the one huge racist and blame Korea.
Give me a break you jap racist

このスレって
本当ゴミ箱なんだよなあ

My ass impress me everytime I take a shit
It's just like the Tardis

Except dirty weaboo who brain washed by evil jap abe
Who would study Japanese studies
It's a subject of true propaganda and fake
Almost all of jap history is copy of ancient Korea
Even king of japs is blooded of Korean king
But jap king was. Like a slave family of ancient Korea emperor

毎回、スレのテーマの音楽がオモロイ
おっ じー
both
かわいそうね
tell me the difference between ass and ares
ケツに入れるん?
殺人予告?
RemmyiにFに 仕方がない に?

タイ国旗とレスと英語の長文読まないのは日本語スレの基本

と愉快ななかまたち

>jap: "Your skin whitu! Eyes biggu!"
>foreigner: "Yes, I do."
>foreigner: "Your eyes are slanted and skin is yellow."
>jap: "Racistio! Racistio! Racistio!"

www

タイ国旗の*

お前って高卒無職なん?

>Korean in Hwabyung mode

Give me a break desu

why is pup depressed

何を今更

Says 40yo Netouyo virigin jap who are on welfare

I am fighting against jap nationalist who make a evil propaganda and never face the reality.
Jap nationalist is like a robot who has no even human heart to care about others such as victim of Japanese war criminal who suffering the feeling even now...
Japan should apologies from the heart and take care them until they can forget the horrible night that jap army raped them until die.... As a comfort woman.
Comfort woman has even human rights to live without suffering the memory that was raped by jap ugly monkey army. Japan must support them. This is a true human heart and apologize from the heart who attacked someone else victims. Even now they destroy the feeling of victim such as Abe the nationalist monkey Japanese. This is what we call a second rape and second war criminal by japs to asia

If I speak the words of the reality and truth. Is it racit to you? Then you must go to hospital and check up your brain function. You must be a brainwashed by anime as a hopeless weaboo neo nazis

Here is an other example of the truth

Normal red dod japan flag itself is very offensive in Asia as a war crime flag. Not even only the flag of rising sun but normal red dod flag of japan is clearly a war crime flag.
Japanese red dod flag= Hakenkreuz. In asia.
Japs must change this national war crime flag as soon as possible.

Jap flag is war criminal dirty Sanitary napkin flag. So disgusting to see.

The flags of war criminal.
All of jap flags of now are more evil than nazis at least in Asia.
Fuck off japs. Change the flag!
Everyone of Sup Forums. We must bring this voice of justice. And make Jap monkey to change the flag From the disgusting jap war criminal flag
We need more peoples power to make this wish of Asia come true.

as my experience this is true.
The people who is put this flag on his t shirts or bug. He is automatically seen as a nazis worshipper in Asia
So everyone should be careful and know about this fact
Do not wear or show jap flag in Asia if you do not want to be seen as a nazis

>full asian couples celeblationg christmas

wwwwwwwwwww

Arse - buttocks
Ass - donkey

fuck off filthy leftist
Nationalism is the heart of a nation

google翻訳にかけるまでもないくだらない長文w

ウンコ食べたい

うんちは完全に消化されたわけじゃないから栄養があるんだ

うんちして

google翻訳は手書き漢字認識以外にはダメだぞ

韓国?

I know this tobaco shop was closed but rumor is this shiba also passed away....

Other example of jap lie

There is no Sea of Japan but it's East Sea
From the ancient time to until now that sea was saied as East Sea but jap gives money to USA and change the name of sea as sea of japs

It's not a sea of monkey but a East Sea
Ok?

nice butt

Jap women try so hard to look like half white. But half-white women are bullied in school by envious jap girls.

はやく寝なさーい!

焼肉だけOK

>go to Japanese embassy
>good through security and enter lounge
>two beautiful Japanese women are in there waiting
>I smile at them
>they smile back
>then they scooch over on the couch to make space for me
>...despite there being 2 other empty couches in the lounge

Japanese are really polite, eh?

目覚めたばっかりなのに...

アルベルトのちんぽしゃぶりたい

Is Sabina Altynbekova secretly a weeaboo? Why does she keeps choosing Japan instead of her own country or other Asian countries?

I hope she will marry a Japanese man to preserve her superior genes.

寝てもアニメ観ても、別にどっちでもいいしさ

さあ早くイチジクの木を枯らす仕事に戻るんだ

ゲイなこと言うな!

ありがとです。
私はもちろん日本語表記で読みますので、ネイティブの人が読みにくいのかなと。
その”しきたり”について調べましたが、諸説あるらしいですね。

lol It happens even among us.
They may have wanted to show you their respect for your personal space in a clumsy manner.
If they are young, that weird behavior is more common.

youtube.com/watch?v=htwKF8K9Wic

>East Sea
Not on my watch

お互い幸せに生きられる為に
私はゲイである事を認めたまえ
この悲しい想いを持て余す