>go to shop in germany
>reach up to grab something on a high shelf
>get arrested for performing a nazi salute
Go to shop in germany
Christian Gutierrez
Aaron Jones
Now ain't dat a shoah haha
Isaiah Wright
>be american middle class
>go buy a new car
>they sell only cars with square wheels because poor people cant have anything good
>drive car with square wheels
Mason White
Wat
The poorest people in the US are richer than your average citizen.
Camden Jackson
>manlet
>UK
yeah you deserve it
Julian Lee
>Join a German server
>Tell everyone I'm Jewish
>Start blatantly breaking the rules
>Admins can't ban me without getting arrested
William Evans
>Live in Britain
>Rape children
>Police know but don't do anything to not appear racist
Asher Murphy
>join US server
>tell them i am german Scientist
>get offered green card
Austin Powell
>join US server
>get shot
Jack Sanders
>be canadian
>pride walks through town every day
>have to pee sitting down by law
>president is a cuckold
>flag is a fucking leaf
Jack Cruz
>Has to make everything up
:+) yours is a cuckold too
Jack Walker
I want off this ride
Hunter Wright
>join european server
Ian Baker
>join russian server
>get hacked
>get doxxed and my family threatened by some teenagers living in shitholegrad
Jaxson King
>join russian server
Henry Adams
but Russia is European
John Adams
not really
Henry Phillips
You FUCK stop queuing for EUW on Dota
Oliver Gonzalez
yes you are
one of us
one of us
one of us
Ayden Evans
>russians
>europeans
lad...
Angel Robinson
...
Jose Smith
>be asian
>get raped by brits
Brody Ward
OMG! I never thought I would see my meme on here.
I have become a legend! And, it's time for my ascension.