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me on the left

NI slags edition best edition.

First for St Benedict

Getting an urge to suck a dick. Has anyone here done it? What's it like?

I would sign a solemn league and covenant with her pussy.

Ask your mother, son.

Jogging to Aldi lads

Wanking to shota lads.

reminder that celibacy will not make you end up in hell

Already in heaven.

Have some thiccness instead

Accidentally tore a scab off my back and got more blood on my shirt.

Not into the thick meme. Skelly women where it's at.

get incredibly depressd by the sight of attractive young women 2bh

Not me desu.

there is a lid for every pot

Same. Also angered by the sight of attractive young women with men that aren't me. And get disgusted by the sight of ugly women.

Some schadenfreude to cheer ye all up: an attractive girl I knew is now unrecognisable with blue hair and a real "fag hag".

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Waiting for that to happen for a girl I know. She's already alone everytime I see her and always looks upset. Get the feeling her life's horrible and that makes me happy.

Might go down the pub for a few quiet ones

Might go down on some pubes on a few quiet lads.

Damn irish girls are pretty

Always be wary of the femanon threat, lads.

I thought you were a femanon:(

What is the point of not having your feet amputated?
>can run faster than normals
>feel no foot pain
>can walk through as many puddles as you want
>no feeling of damp socks
>don't have to clip your toenails anymore
>no more wasting money on socks and shoes
>can get longer prosthetics to make you taller

>tfw no average Irish gf

Aw shite, Ottomans annexed France lads.

it's harder to drive

>r/ireland are talking about how to stop the violent yobbo/knacker problem
>punish the parents!!!1!
>but if it's a single mother she'll not be able to, so go easy on them

>not running everywhere with your super speedy carbon fibre leg blades

>a single mother won't be able to punish her child
Wow, uh.., racist and sexist much..?

You could get driving prosthetics to clip on inside your car

I agree.
Once cybernetics come about, feet will be high up on the list for me. Then eyes, unless laser eye surgery can give me decent vision and this itchy, behind-the-eyelid, stye-like sensation that's been plaguing me for months goes away or can be fixed.

Mate of mine infiltrated some factories in Detroit to stop the Illuminati conspiracy with her once. Another mate worshipped machines with her once on Mars.

>you will never get the comfy feeling when you wear a fresh pair of Wilson socks
>you will never put on a nice pair of shoes and walk around the store in them and go "yep those feel good"
>you will never be able to hide €50 in your socks as an emergency reserve

>>you will never get the comfy feeling when you wear a fresh pair of Wilson socks
This is the first time I've seen shilling for socks.

>>you will never put on a nice pair of shoes and walk around the store in them and go "yep those feel good"
Never happens. You walk back and forth for a bit until you decide they're not as bad as the other two you tried on and you're tired of wasting time in here.

>>you will never be able to hide €50 in your socks as an emergency reserve
>not living in the first world

>the comfy feeling when you wear a fresh pair of Wilson socks

Mood right now

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Mood right now.

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>Money in the sock

junkie detected

>This is the first time I've seen shilling for socks.
it's true tho I regularly buy new pairs of Wilson for €8 just for that maximum comfy feeling. I've about 30 pairs at this stage.

>You walk back and forth for a bit until you decide they're not as bad as the other two you tried on and you're tired of wasting time in here.
I've only ever seen boggers do this, and then they get in a huff with the wife and just "yeah shure jaysus jusht buy the fuckin things they're grand like" - they're not happy but they're too rural to say so.

>not living in the first world
>not living in BÁC

you tricked me for the last time spawn of satan

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Flat feet are fucking up my training lads. Anybody know where I can get some decent insoles?

There's only one legitimate reason to buy socks:

>reminder that if you lost your virginity because of coppers, you still haven't really lost it

Irish girls are so fucking ugly though. That's why I date polish.

Don't even know what you meant by this.

You say that, but I somehow doubt it.

I have plenty of socks, thank you.

they're not ugly where I live

Well you clearly don't live in Ireland then.

Stay away from limerick so pal.

>only 1 hour
Plebeian.
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Wish I could find the sexy teachers from my old school on FB

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feeling VERY trendy right now lads, very hip like

Same, no idea where these lads live that gives them the impression that every girl here is ugly

may I remind you that Limerick is the residence of perfect humans , the greatest to have ever lived

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Plebeian.

One of my teachers was an absolute ride but it turns out she was a bit of a nympho. She was caught riding some young lad on the job in a bar and someone put the CCTV up on the projector kek. Everyone saw her having a bit of the ole hanky panky.

To be fair though there's plenty of uggos and I've yet to see anything above an 8 that was Irish. Most of them seem to sit around the 4-4.5 mark.

>paying €8 for socks
>owning over 30 pairs of socks
Jesus Christ what's wrong with you? Do you cum into all of them?

>boggers
d*b detected. Opinion discarded even farther.

>>not living in BÁC
>living in Britain's Arse Crack

You obviously just haven't been elsewhere. Lived in South Africa. Irish girls are all inbred. Like 5/6 have huge chins for some reason. So many with alcohol fetal syndrome too.

Mood right now

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>One of my teachers was an absolute ride but it turns out she was a bit of a nympho. She was caught riding some young lad on the job in a bar and someone put the CCTV up on the projector kek. Everyone saw her having a bit of the ole hanky panky.
Today on "Things that never happened".

Éireweeb or Frenchanon who will win place your bets

Thank you effendi Skeltal!

Everyone but us?

>Frenchanon
His name is frogweeb.

>teacher was a sex addict
>still didn't ride her
Haha, what a fucking loser.

I'm like a 5/10 at best.

>things can't possibly happen in the outside world!

frogweeb against eireweeb sounds repetitive

up de sa (short for csa)

See (), I'm like a 5-6/10

my ancestors :)

why do you post in english
dont you speak irish?

Why do you post in english? Dont you speak isis?

>war of Northern aggression

Really lights off the cranial bonfires...

I've been to the US, UK, Sweden, Germany and Poland

So far I rank it Germany, Sweden, Ireland, Poland, US, UK in terms of looks

We're doing grand when it comes to women lad

>war of Northern aggression

الحمد لله، أخي

So you like them manly. Okay.

The fuck are you on about? Germany and Sweden are full of qt's. Poland was pretty good too.

The US was a strange mix of 7-8/10 girls and utter dogs. I suppose I'm nt being fair on the UK because I've been to London which was just full of blacks and arabs with one or two great looking girls

why dont we all just admit this is a shitter, smellier, catholic /brit/

Why don't we all just ignore your shittier, smellier, protestant wit?

/brit/ is dreadful imo, at least éire has decent posts every now and then. The slower post speed is conducive to higher quality posting

/brit/ is pants compared to /britfeel/

>catholic
This is an Anglican general friend.

>tfw no thic gf

Wouldn'ttouchedwitha10footpole/10

because you only have a 2 inch pole wahey

Jaysus what is that? Tesco brand slapper.

She's straight up fat.

thicc girls actually do squats and work their leg muscles.

bit sectarian

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my mums catholic 2bh

No I just have standards. Her tits arent even even.

Are those the potato girls ? They look nice desu

how's it feel being mulatto, you're a pipe bomb target for both communities

YOUR MUM has a good heart bless her , fuck yer father tho he`s probably a cunt

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

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Hungarians are qt too

>Magyarette I knew

>had a mad hard assignment using struts and java
>get half working
>start working on second half
>ended up breaking the whole programme
fuck sake
Gonna get like 5/20% if im lucky haha

irish girls arent that bad t b h
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