EUROPEANS LITERALLY PUT CARPS IN THEIR BATH TUBS
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
EUROPEANS LITERALLY PUT CARPS IN THEIR BATH TUBS
Brayden Ward
Ethan Bailey
>Slovakia
ah yes the land of bathtub carp
Chase Lopez
So? You and us put turkeys in the tub.
Brayden Gonzalez
>An american that knows what a bath tub is
Suuuuure
Brayden Green
Slovakians are a superstitious, backwards people. They live in the mountains and communicate with grunts and pointing like primitive trolls.
They are best to be avoided.
Connor Evans
>But in Slovakia — and other nearby nations, including Poland, the Czech Republic, Austria, Germany and Croatia
europeans are fucking weird
Alexander Rodriguez
>he doesn't shower with his catch
Austin Brown
>american literally put their sharts in their mart
Austin Morales
oy vey they know
shut it down
Matthew Lee
Guys GUYS now that he knows he's gonna try to take our carps away
He even knows where we keep them
Anthony Adams
Yeah and youngest member of family gets to slaughter the carp
Gavin Baker
hm
Mason Scott
THAT'S A CZECH TRADITION DO PRDELE
Nolan Gonzalez
A few years later you will see fast foods in america with carps fresh from bathtub
Fuck culture appropriation
Cameron Miller
>Europeans are so poor they LITERALLY eat carp
That will never stop being funny
Nathaniel Collins
I do it every year i always name my carp Ahmed and i kill him slowly
Nathaniel Barnes
carps' flesh are stinkin with earthy flavor.
how the fuck you people even enjoying it
Jonathan King
we have several "carp in bathtub" threads every december
Easton Howard
im too poor for carps so i just use jelly fish that i collect at the beach
Ryan Campbell
Yeah but they were mostly about Poland and carp in bathtubs. Not Slovakia or the rest of Central Europe
Gabriel Cooper
Slovakia is Eastern Europe
Ayden Stewart
No
Easton Green
Yes
Connor Rodriguez
>Croatia
can't say i've ever heard about it, and my grandad was a fisherman who bought fish home frequently, but who knows
Dominic Moore
No
John Morgan
...
Ryan Scott
carpniggers