Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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We should just merge this with the DJT threads

>Why not use the pre-existing Japanese thread?
>The cultures are completely different.

I guess not.

アメトーークハジマタ

They are just being tsundere

>tsundere
We don't like anime.

Paris mayor would love you

You might pick up a nice Chinese or Vietnamese lady on a train or a bus.
It doesn't happen if you are travelling by a motor cycle.

They don't like anime either

We wouldn't like them talking about anime too much.
They probably wouldn't like us talking about penises too much.

Only hijab and diarrhea with public transport

いちゅもすまないねぇ
nope
DJT has to leave Sup Forums to /jp/

>diarrhea
It's perfect for you then.

I only need a stressful event like an exam to make my ass shit everything in my guts
No need to catch disease for that

Public transport is free now in Paris?
Good or bad, your opinion?

no I just want to annoy people and confuse them, while being rude (it's just a prank bro)

The ones that like anime already left to /jp/ so the ones left on Sup Forums will fit well with this thread so you should merge the threads

yeah it's free because only half of the cars are supposed to drive in Paris because of polution

Public transport in Paris already suck most of the time and are pretty much crowded but it's even worst right now

Bad. If it's free then the riff-raff will get on and make it worse. If anything, public transport should be made more expensive, since it's already affordable for too many undesirables.

If you have an accident and get paralyzed from the neck down, other people will have to deal with your diarrhea.
It's best not to ride a motor bike if your shit is watery.

the reason why Japan's economy is stagnant is because not enough waifus are being exported. If more waifus were exported, more money for the people of sunrise land (nihon)

There are many taboos in economic growth.
Exporting waifus and importing muslims are among them.

do any nips want to be friends with me? :3

you have to admit thought, kebabs taste pretty good

Does japan have a lot of migrants? Also, I didn't watch the whole thing but I saw a video that apparently Germany and Japan are building more military

We can cook our own kebabs.
We have enough Chinese and Koreans and have enough trouble with them.
If Japan weren't located near their home countries, we didn't need to build bigger military.

Will you crossdress for me?

Does anyone know know any good Japanese Android games? I have played Nisekoi Majikore and Love Live!

Only if you pat me on my head.

想定外です

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU

Your thoughts, japs?

2Pac vs B.I.G.
Who?

Would any intermediate-advanced anons be kind enough to blogpost the steps you took to get there? Be as specific as you want, I'll read it all.

It's not a question I can answer tb h, they were both so good.

Ready to die is the best album of their combined discographies though, biggie knew he was going to die soon when he was writing it and you can really feel it.

Pac on the other hand had more passion(especially about deeper topics), he goes off on monologues(the hit em up monologue is the best imo) at the end of his songs and you can feel the passion.

Either way, both extremely talented

>Asians finally discovered west coast rap

Hey the f check out what I'm snacking on

どうして誰も日本で書かないか?

日本語*

He's British, and it's just as funny hearing Canadians talk about it.

F look at these traitors

日本人は皆、寝ている時間なので。
今日は寝れなくて夜更かししてしまったが、
明日も早いので、もう寝ます。
おやすみなさい。

なるほど、おやすみなさい。

Narc.

どうして2つスレが存在する?

rude

bcs

k

Narc desu.

僕はイタリアの難民です!
女性と寿司をくだん!

I am beginning to study Japanese, reason being that I am drawn to Japan for unknown reasons, and 2 weeks ago I went on the Wikipedia page for Kanji (aswell as all related pages I could find like manyogana, kana, japanese grammar, japanese dialects, furigana, pages related to chinese influence on kanji readings, ainu language and tunguistic pages for some reason and so on for few dozen pages) and thought it seemed to be a highly interesting language and Im especially interested in learning kanji but of course I will cover the entire language.

So far I am studying the Kana, both Katakana and Hiragana at once, learning stroke order and such shit also.
Right now I am on H* kana after 1.5 - 2 weeks irregular study but I feel I have been progressing slowly due to not studying more actively and lacking resources other than pen and paper.

>tldr Im learning animespeak

Anyway Im wondering about how I should progress after the Kana.
Instintictively I would want to dl some textbook(s) for grammar coupled with some SRS for vocabulary and learn all Kanji radicals and every Kanji I encounter along with their stroke order, all readings & meanings.

Is it good idea or am I being too kctier about this? I want to approach it in nerdlike manner, especially the Kanji because it is one of most attractive features of the language for me.

t. came from kc and not sure how this board culture works
I have to go back but there are no fellow weebs on kc that can advice me

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noreg ær myged dansk

>I am drawn to Japan for unknown reasons

Fastest way to learn Japanese is to kill yourself and be reborn Japanese

あなたは真のサムライではありません!

Don't you get reborn 7 years after the death? Still faster than learning Japanese with books?

I dont want to risk being reborn in Stockholm though

お前はマフィアと関係あるのか?

Then you can just kill yourself again until you are reborn as Japanese

>he spoke Japanese fluently
reborn as a black samurai

haha whatever you say dude

Is Kanna Hashimoto half white?

Her daddy is Swedish.

Not sure about her father though

僕はセメント靴を販売しています、
それだけだ。

youtube.com/watch?v=fLJOaTyX9uE

立国論はなに?

games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html

zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-07/chinese-reserves-tumble-69-billion-biggest-drop-january

poo

>立国論
aozora.gr.jp/cards/000296/files/46826_24771.html
>>立国(りっこく)は私(わたくし)なり、公(おおやけ)に非(あら)ざるなり。

(Trial tranclation : Please tell me if this sentence makes sence.)
'The founding of a nation results from private desire, not public demand.'

Do you guys like natsume yuujincho?

did you like my french snacks?

Oui, ça me plaît.

Did you seriously bite the camembert ?

yeah and while the cheese itself was nice the black truffle in the middle was just very rich

mfw there are few Amecats here but are in djt

mfw まゆゆ and The.F never learn Nihongo but play games through Nyaatorrents

mfw ppl who know nihongo look living in 1st world after all

paco vs tokyo hot?
both great amateur videos but tokyo hot are more realistic and they use many real amateurs

youtube.com/watch?v=wNviKBoppUs

It's ok if we go there together because I'm white

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インドネシアで地震だって
地震担当の神様がいるそうだけど最近はご活動激しいな

Why do you want thai girl? Peruvian girls looks more cute than thai girls.

That anime introduced me to japanese culture in a gentle way, so I didn't become a weeaboo
I discovered japanese sweets and I bought yokan, daifuku, manju, matcha tea at a local store
This was years ago, I was 14 but it's a fond memory

Stop watching anime

I masturbate to anime.
So 気持ちぇぇぇ

>mfw stupid nips don't know to greentext when mfw

That chart is fucking retarded and you should consider suicide for posting it.

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i thought it was funny

>Replying with a shitty Facebook-tier image macro
Are you 12?

Where i can find table of all kun'yomi?

>it was funny
To the average uneducated weeboos, maybe.

Lots of people complain about the japan being racist while in fact they are the most open minded and tolerant country in asia.

Natsume-yuujinchou is not childish anime like others. that's why I like it.
furthermore, nyanko sensei is cute and cool.
You like Japanese sweets? Have you tried mitarashi dango?

They try to be nice outside but are extremely racist deep down inside.
Trust me. I had lived in Japan for 5 years now.

visiting for cherry blossom season and I have no idea what to do or where to go. is mt. fuji overrated? are most temples / shrines more or less the same? im going in with the mindset that no matter where I end up, will be a good time.
also taking camping gear because Ive been reading about how camping is cool anywhere as long as you're out of sight and respectful.

Why would they be racist?

>are most temples / shrines more or less the same?
It depends on your interest. If you are not interested in nothing, they looks same.
I recommend you 伏見稲荷大社.

thanks. I will definitely spend time in Kyoto. will you be there?