/brit/

You're probably one of those emperor's new clothes 'good' posters that isn't actually good but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks you are so plays along with it edition

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sorry

DRUMPF IS FINISHED

he was on scapolamine this is a false flag they are literally holding up his unconscious body

normies are the greatest threat to my personal freedom since 9/11

explain this pic

Luciana Berger a cute

just saw rich piana in an episode of malcolm in the middle

Been rejected from the civil service fast stream lads

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>fukap
what did he mean by this?

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An artist just published some photos using a lookalike in the hopes that Trump will sue her

It means fuck up you stupid little gimp

how so

I-i-it's not funny

could tell from her nose she was a jew straight off

diplomat lad?

why would she want him to sue her?
would that be like proving it's real?

Who's she?

>potatonigger using broken english as """""slang"""""

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she saw my nipples once

yes

>I will literally never be a diplomat

might get my british citizenship and apply for the civil service

is political science with an international relations major and spanish minor with post graduate maritime law degree look good? I also speak french

Is this that American gymnast?

>he doesn't like a bit of frass

left

Nah, in fact it'd be pointless suing if it was real.

Officially because she wants to show how dangerous it is to have a litigous president, most likely because she wants publicity

jesus christ

Shariiiif don't like it.

baka looks like an Essex mong on the left

vsco slag

Maroney? no

Aha yeah that's hilarious mate

Alright /brit/ - who here would rather have a gf with a beautiful, strong penis than one with a nasty, stinky vagina? anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is probably mentally ill.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.

A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

even better

how did you fuck up?

2, 1

It was a video interview, and I panicked. I wanted it so much I couldn't speak when it started.

>Captcha was "Close call(e)"

Haha good banter Google

give us the IG name already lad

You're a wee cunt meet me in Victoria square Belfast til I kick the head of u

The undergraduate not so much, but your post-grad and language skills would almost definitely get you an past the application stage

Civil service sounds like something you can't get in on unless you went to public school followed by Oxbridge and your dad knows several people in government.

getting a new clothes vibe from this

>excited because I have no written exams this semester, just take home exams
>think take home exams will be a cakewalk
>look at the take home exam questions
>they are actually hard and will require effort

can't catch a break lads

vaginas are amazing tbf. you've probably never been in one

I've purchased over 20 different fucktoys from fleshlights to 40lbs of pussy and ass, and even with warming lube and being incredibly horny, no toy has felt even close to the warmth and comfort and wetness that a vagina offers.

georgiatyndall1

can someone explain to me why the ENC meme had died off by last night, but suddenly is back again today?

who keeps forcing this shit

One on the left isn't actually fit. Feel like she has that emperors new clothes type of thing in which everyone thinks and assumes she's supposed to be fit so they go along with it

goodnight lads

How?

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tune

umming and ahhing over this

was topless when I had a chat with her

What are some normie hobbies?
I'm going to try and force myself into normdom

Ah yes, "trickle down" economics

Fuck sakes

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nice, being a diplomat to france or any anglo country would be a dream

fuck off lad

Stop making me depressed

Genuinely think I'm better than most people because I don't use facebook.

clubbing
sex

next time lad, don't give up x

got pretty far for your first go

Maisie nudes?

need a yank gf

>shit gimmick poster mad that someone ruined his gimmick

billy

Unironically more attractive than you all

>including capital gains
>not post-tax

some people who use facebook are fine

most people who *use* facebook are twats

>tfw got with a girl years ago who has the most attractive face I've ever seen.
>She's been in a long term relationship for years with some turbo-pleb

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evening

it's easily found with reverse image search

>Sinn Fein post a leaflet through the letter box
>Join us today!
>There's half a page dedicated to Gerry Adams offering condolensces for Fidel Castro
And then Sinn Fein wonder why they're losing support.

The niche interest and obscure boards of Sup Forums are all severely autistic but they're pretty slow, nice and comfy

why the fuck wouldnt you include capital gains?

>ah let me mouse my mouse around a jew 10 million people out of their life savings
>thank you for taxing this less than a janitor on his labour

Probably not me, not even memeing.

Yeah, you're right, next time. Thank you

>Capital gains aren't a significant part of growth
>There isn't an entire industry devoted to helping the extremely rich avoid most of their taxes

Decided im gunna start replying to other peoeples (you)'s pretending to be them

Bit like you minus the nice and comfy part

>on train to class
>qt petite uni girl on train next to me
>train does stop
>she falls on me
>I catch her
>shes blushing
>she looks me in the eyes and smile
>she says thanks and I say no problem
>she gets off at next stop never to be seen from again
>she was probably someones gf
>I'm alone

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anyone seen sully and is it any good

Do you look like me?

fuck off lad

no and no

just saved you two hours mate

got invited to see it but i said no

look at all that slap

wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole

shant eat anything this evening

If brexit goes through, what's stopping brits from moving to NI and claiming irish citizenship through the good friday agreement?

then they can literally get all the benefits of the EU without even being a member state

Got Irish Ancestry but probably not, whenever I visit Ireland the girls are orange/garish and the men all look flabby, pasty FAS sufferers.

dont find girls like this attractive

I get that she is conventionally beautiful, but I think I just at this stage associate girls who look like this with an awful personality, not necessarily always true I know but I cannae help it and as such I don't feel a true attraction to them outside the objective aknowledgment of their beauty

sometimes girls stare at me in the metro

one time this group of drunk girls were ogling me and then straight up catcalled

felt uncomfortable desu

have a gf though so i cant really chat these girls up

sorry to hear that m8, seemed like you really had your heart set on it.

watch this instead to take your mind off it
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NI will be leaving the EU too mate

anyone seen my bellend and is it any good?

whats the point of voting leave if everyone tries to get a EU passport?