Brazillian """"""""cuisine""""""""""

>brazillian """"""""cuisine""""""""""

BBC Pizza

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They gotta keep it OG man.

Can't say I wouldn't eat that.

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Damn waste of pizza. They should be ashamed.

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Non ecxist

Do they come in anime pizza boxes?

How can the rest of the world even compete?

Fuck off stinky spic you eat your mother's menstruation blood with salt and pepper

Or they could just remove the rooster and eat the pizza normally?

>normally

I don't think so.

That's canibalism

But it will still have had a rooster walking on it. And what if the rooster shits or pisses on the pizza?

Brazilians are cannibals, confirmed.

Came here to post this.

bAnnanas belong on pizza

Your ass belongs on my dick blasphemer

Please don't argue with Anons whom have a harsh life while they are still hungry.

>brazilians

Move the bananas and it actually looks pretty good

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why is it funny and not sad

Like hokuto no ken, Brazilians thrive and grow stronger in the face of sadness and self deprecation, only to be pummeled with more of the same, in stronger form. We Brazilians accept the world we live in as shitty, laugh at it, accept and move on.

I wonder what it tastes like.

I assume kind of like pork, since they say that human flesh tastes like pork and I imagine most primates would probably have a similar taste. But I have no way of knowing, and I wonder.

Who is they? Who do you know that eats human?

best pizza

Where's the crust? Looks like salad in a box.

My granddad survived 'Nam by eating villagers.

Nah I'm just jking. But that's generally how it's described in basically all accounts by people who have, or who got their sources from people who have, Polynesian cannibal cultures traditionally referred to human flesh with some term similar in meaning to "long pig", and, I'm not sure if you've heard of those tasting robots, but IIRC tests were done where these robots were given bits of human flesh and identified it as pork. Generally, every account I've heard compares the taste to pork.

It's actually kind of made me slightly uncomfortable with eating pork.

Looks like they made broccoli the crust. Celery would have made more sense desu.

>It's actually kind of made me slightly uncomfortable with eating pork.
>not being uncomfortable with the fact that pigs are smarter than dogs

I know that, but I don't care. I'm not one of those hypocritical faggots who think eating anything other than a cow, a pig, a bird, or maybe a sheep is some sort of monstrous act.

I'd actually like to go to China and try dog one day. I love dogs, bu I'm also curious what they taste like.

i wouldnt trust chinese dog, better have korean dog just to be safe

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There is no broccoli in my picture. Not that an American would recognize broccoli anyway.

Saved.
Got any more Mob versions?

Same

some

unironically yumm!

>twin towers
>debris
>blood
what is this, a 9/11 tribute?

anger
no longer consider yourslef italian

Hah, thought you'd never ask.