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heyy x

hii xx

heya!

kay-on

New passport arrived today, what's a good sight for cheap flights (outside of Europe)?

somalia

skyskanner

>sight

you'll usually get a good sight of flights if you stand near heathrow

tites

Why didnt he want to be kissed?


Was he, dare I say it...a homosexual?

imagine being a young boy in afghanistan being sold to some bloke as a sexual slave
grim

having a doobie

soph aspin is the queen of blackpool grime proper

knowing P(A) and P(B) tells you nothing about how they are dependent on one another, you need e.g. P(AB) given for that
when you assume they're independent then P(AB) = P(A)P(B)

millie b is such a slag

Chainsmoking to avoid having to sit down to do this absolute joke of an assignment

GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA

*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*

BOLLOCKS

nah senpai she was just butterzz

it gives the boy career prospects

Original 'zade is shit tier, orange is a bit better but poor-tier.

>Sadiq Khan looks to scrap ‘ladies and gentlemen’ in favour of gender neutral announcements on London trains and buses

YAAAS

Cheers.

Oh you.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5wmbgkq94

banger

GOAT scene, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=CCz-WqREAJA

attention "they", the next train ...

LONDON

>The state of modern Labour
Are the ex-coal miners the only thing keeping it going?

London: Where even Muslims are Tumblr

...

>Humans and Xirs

starting to realise that relationships aren't for me 2bh

think I might just settle for being a lonely hermit

utterly tragic

>Maisie is ug-

Wouldn't it have been easier to use 'passengers' in the first place?

actually not at all impressed by this

pic related: me about to enact street justice

makes my blood boil desu

"attention all passengers"
"attention ladies and gentlemen"

I don't see an issue with this. The first one is less words/ less syllables.
It's more efficient.

new jhene aiko tune is lit af lads

-ly

doesn't do it for me at all 2bh

not surprising since I'm not a fucking nonce

Think she's late 20s trying to pretend to be a teenager desu m8

literally an english rose

any new york transit authority man in

Every night I get more tempted to pack a small bag and hop on the next Eurostar and just be a vagrant around mainland europe

I'd feel kind of bad just leaving my gf in the middle of the night, though

hideous

Wonder how tight she is

She looks sad like a broken toy.. would fuk her beastly tho.
Also sause plis

Sorry lads

Didn't realise I was posting on /lgbt/

nah her arm looks way too sinewey here

looks like shes been out for a month with the nomads hunting aurochs

She's Scottish though

can't wait until you realise 1 week in that being a tramp is fucking awful

crashed my car lads and it was 100% my fault

bookies now suspended betting on a potential suicide

>Barcelona have invited Brazilian club Chapecoense to play them in a pre-season friendly next summer.

is this not a bit insensitive? do they know all their players just died in a fucking plane crash?

jel of that forearm vascularity

If you think about it the world essentialy revolves around benis in bagina

best place for amateur milf porn lads? prefer british but i'm open

Port authority sounds sounds like such a cool title.

the earth revolves around the sun

might become a start up founder

they're worth lots of money, right, start ups?

nah its romantic as fuck m8

plus I would be a monied tramp on a budget so all good

solid grime artist 2bh

the internet

that's why they invited them
Easy win

need a musc gl top for ddf discrete butt fucking by the way i like sports

Well if you want to be Mr.Literal about it then yeah

hm? oh err it's just gone 8
*puts headphones in and turns away*

Fucking hate people using "England" as a metonym for the whole UK tbqh lads

>sinewey
whuh
oh!
>vascularity
yes indeed
i see what you did there, very good

sophie's send was fucking irritating to listen to and she just repeated the same thing over and over again like with little t

youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo
this was catchy and had lots of banterous quotables

only humanity does

No he wasn't gay, just very sexually reserved and anti-degeneracy. People from his inner circle commented how he disliked sexual jokes being told around him.

3rd poo of the evening lads

went on my first 'night out' last saturday, still haven't got over it

i picked a fight with a bouncer and i had 3 teeth knocked out and my nose still feels sore

explain trump.

literally did all his procreating and still wants more? but that's not what richard dawkins taught me.

>just very sexually reserved and anti-degeneracy.
shagged his niece while snorting coke and listening to wagner

>New protection for victims of “stranger stalking”

>The introduction of new stalking protection orders, which will help protect victims at the earliest possible stage, has been announced by the Home Secretary Amber Rudd. This is part of a package of government measures to prevent violence against women and girls.

>The introduction of new stalking protection orders, which will help protect victims at the earliest possible stage, has been announced by the Home Secretary Amber Rudd. This is part of a package of government measures to prevent violence against women and girls.

>The Home Secretary said victims who seek help will be supported by the police, who will be able to apply to the courts for an order to impose restrictions on perpetrators, such as staying away from their target or restricting their internet use.

>They may also be forced to join a rehabilitation programme or seek treatment for mental health issues.

>Breaching the conditions will be a criminal offence with a maximum sentence of five years in jail.

We laughed at Poleaboo, but seriously...

sophie doesnt need to produce her best when competing with this scrubette

have you bought christmas presents yet lads? first yeah having to do it myself and I haven't done anything yet lol!

how'd you manage that

Have they tried not stalking people?

Got enough money to live comfortably without a job for a few months, I'd be even more comfy if I didn't stay somewhere expensive like Paris. Just do odd jobs really haha

I don't get paid until the 21st or something.

Pray 4 me

>just very sexually reserved and anti-degeneracy
wahey wahey

absolute legend haha

Yeah, didn't work

finna kill myself

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Seen yer ma on The Chase

good lol

He wants to pass on his wealth to as many people as possible

Remember, it's the racist whites that are causing segregation in this country

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/05/white-people-integration-louise-casey-review-muslims

>Why does Casey say so little on how to tackle the fact that white British and Irish ethnic groups “are least likely to have ethnically mixed social networks” – one of the key signs of integration

>And why is there so little discussion about what to do about “white flight” from the inner cities as one of the drivers of further segregation.

wasn't paying the best attention and went into the back of him

22nd here, might have to go a bit overdrafty this month

need to get out of this hole of living pay cheque to pay cheque

What Christmas song you listening to senpai?
Me : youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4

...

give me your estate

Not buying any. Not participating in a pointless consumerist gangbang.

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>LIAM SHELDON YOUR TEETH LOOK BLACKER THAN ME
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT

kek