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reminder its nearly monday edition

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>work tomorrow

>tfw proved 8πGρ+Λ = 3((da/dτ)^2+k)/a

>tomorrow

Nigga i'm always working. Can't break fucking momentum.

fuck people who aren't white

Anyone got a good excuse as to why I 'couldn't make' the works meal last night
I've fucked it

SHORTY GIVE ME UCK TILL I PASS OUT
(free robert shmurda)

>he didn't carry the zero

fucking dunce

Why does the weekend feel like a Majora's Mask play through..

fuck food that isn't gluten free

tummy troubles. no one will question you further less they want to hear about diarrhea

I can do a pretty good British accent, check it out
>I soiled me pants!

cheeky sadiqy does it again

>tfw too intelligent to work

'I was pissing out me arse all night long'

mum and brother have coeliac. thank fuck i ended up with the easily managable diabetes

sister got in a car accident so I went to make sure she was alright

GET KHAN'D

no zero to carry, it's a perfect equation

>tfw too intelligent to work
thats the problem with spain, we are not lazy

>pootown

going shops lads

new phone only has 16GB of storage
did not know this at the time of purchase

golden gaytime, cheers

might do a wank in the living room (my mum is there)

kek is this real

I dare you lad

having some chuhai

Sincerely in love with her

new phone doesn't have snake on it
did not know this at the time of purchase

shove a vibrator up your bum that will vibrate for every (You)

wrongun

tip of the iceberg mate

>tfw too intelligent to fight standing up

when i was about 13 i was sat next to my mum and she was watching one of those shitty australian soaps (home and away i think) and was so engrossed in the programme that she was leaning forward on the sofa and so i managed to have a full wank without her noticing, couldn't ejaculate yet at the time too so didn't have to clean up any cum

lads my pintle is buggered, got ED or something

gf would have sex all the time if I could.

W2C cialis?

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that's a RIGHT triangle ye idiot

eating some Greek yogurt

>Andrew's Knob
Top Kek mate

>Slag Lane
>Cock Alley

hmm

lel I cycle down menlove all the time

well done

is that the british bird from collegehumor?

>Wales
>called Cymru in welsh
>pronounced Cum-REEEEEEE

just dying to oppress her

yeah

Getting in the shower now lads

Have arranged some music to accompany me during the process

>Kernow

love britain but am really glad i don't live there

all me

just did a very big cum

have eaten acsara lee french cream cheesecake every day for the last 2 weeks

found my inner mantra

*eats all the pies*

brilliant

this is what i come to /brit/ for

for any other fans of sad cringe check this out

Jamal

glad I don't live in australia 2bqh

do NOT know enough about european history from 1750 to 1850

know pretty much everything there is to know about 1900 onwards, and know most things from 1860 onwards, but not much before it

FUCKS SAKE there is way too much to read about and in order to fully understand one event, you have to know about a previous event that influenced or caused it

where do i even start

Doing a panic lads.

Have a mole near my nipple that has always been there.

Over the past few months it's started to grow slightly and get sore.

Just showed my dad and he said I need to get it checked asap.

Don't want to have cancer desu lads, doing a bit of a panic.

lost it again

very bad chi in this thread

have had testicular cancer for years and nowts happen lad
dont worry

hope you get it xxx

just learn about the 30 years war and then go forward from that

Just head's up mate I'm gonna find you and deck you

imagine recording yourself singing like this

just imagine doing that

thanks lad i will do that

noticed a mole that's changed into an oval like shape. dno if it's cause im so fat or its cancer but i'm hoping cancer

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was going to add "pakis" but accidentally pressed enter and it made the poll so i guess you'll have to do without a meme option

Firs time I've had a captcha where I every square was a match

i;ve been to crackington, bone, shag rock and st michaels mount desu

t. devon

>his county doesn't have shire in it

maybe its just dirt lad

Might treat myself to a cheeky Sunday afternoon etiz.

>too smart for MDE

off to my grade 8 kazoo exam bye

do you think there are any girls in /brit/ (MTF do NOT count)

>work tomorrow
>got 2 (two) open complaints which need to be picked up

can't be doing with work for the rest of my life

i know 2 girls at work that go on /soc/ and one of them said they came on /brit/ every now and then

Does the spanish twink from earlier count

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morning cig music

my girlfriend posts in /brit/ sometimes when she's not at her job as a pastry chef.

she has a pet eel.

maybe there are even spanish girls ;)

ah yes, going on the internet to tell lies

very impressive

Yeah it's such a pain living here, having to put up with no man-eating spiders and 6'8" chad professional bodybuilder kangaroos stalking every street. How do we ever cope?

rate the new monitor

i don't rate it

post chebs

tad bent

are you a rapper?

i want my country black

don't rate curved tvs or pakis

ahh yes, the so-called 'new'

Rasheed

this is me UwU

noice ngl

all my british expat friends agree that britain is a dreary shithole and they'll never move back desu

doxed

There's a place in Sydney called The Shire. It's famously trashy