/cp/ - Culture Pals: Blijf Positief Uitgave

Come meet QTs from around the world, get your flirt on, learn '''''languages''''', partake in bants with the lads, put sharpies in Russian girls' poopers, cuck Ivan the bad husband, shit on your chest for good luck find new qts with intrinsic mental illnesses, etc

Actual site for all of you newfrens :3:
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

mega with all the OP pics that nobody uses
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

Old thread:

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eerste voor Nederland

/deutsch/

lewd qts best qts

Getsjekt

too ugly to have an interpals account
wat do?

kys weeb

you're not welcome in /cp/

Not like you had a chance anyway roach

/Seamunster

i'm white you faggot
no one would think i'm a turk by just seeing my face

even if you were a 10, all the women block Turkey from messaging them

A lot of people block turkey though

Change your location and lie and get Lewds and nudes

Thanks for reminding me that my Polish crush said Turks are hot and blonds are not.

How do you end up always finding the racemixing girls?

>tfw brown hair blue eyes

truly the perfect combo for a man :^)

and besides, 3rd worlders are a dime a dozen, why bother fretting over just one of them

J-join us nortism. The threads are dying and we will lose you

Stay positive ( ＾∀＾)

Because I'm a shit person and shit person end up with shit people.
My man, let's do some low quality shitposting rite now!

How was your night out with the lads?!

...

It was alright I found Maisie Williams and a qtpoo came up to me and squeezed my chest and told me to "go home, it's too cold". How about you?

In deze draad spreken we Nederlands altijd.

interpals.net/_ketRin

Waar zijn mijn noodz?

Obvious fake.

I had a Christmas dinner with some friends and it was quite awesome actually even if we were just the lads. It was a bit bad for my friend though as I talked to him non-stop about philosophy and qts from 2am till we were home at 4ish.

Did you try to to pull birds Thomas Gray style?

Hello spen, i like spen!

When are you gonna control the netherlands again

Sounds comfy and kek didn't he like it? No sadly I didn't I was too fucked, I will try next time for you

>i'm white

Får mig att tänka

>Virgin
>Skinny
>G-cups
>Pretty face
>Studies STEM
That's why :(
SINCE WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU MY BESTE FRIENDS THROUGH ALL TIMES?! ;^)

It's not a lie though.

What do you study, nordbro?

The profile is fake dummer Norweger.

It wasn't, since it's a Christmas dinner you have to drink aquavit because of muh traditions. It's fucking awful. Well I'm whiny cunt these days so I assume my convos aren't top quality bants as they normally are. But as he is basically married he appreciated me telling him stories about qts I've met :D

For you who don't know: Norwegian aquavit is basically vodka flavored with Persian cumin (I think it is called that) and citrus. The most popular brands are stored on sherry barrels on ships that are crossing the equator.
Computer science, what about you Slov-chan?
Profile? I have her on Facebook...

Wtf they just have ships sailing around and that sounds quite nice desu. I must try some

that too

Whic branch of CS? Theoretical stuff or software engineering?

>required to drink vodka
>complains about that
Do you even north?

I study physics. You have to bring me some aquavit when you come to visit :3

Nah, they put them on ships that are going around the world anyway... Car carriers and shit. Supposedly the movements because of the waves and changes in temperature make it taste smooth, but it tastes like paint removal if you ask me.

Norwegians are weak ayy lmao

interpals.net/thebestever

instead would you like her nudes?

gag.... someone give her a surgery already.

interpals finally fixed the online people bug

O-ok! I trust you krautchan. Are the qts in Bavaria more based than the rest of Germany btw?

50 % of what I've done is theoretical shit on algorithms, maths, AI and OS/hardware. The rest is software engineering. I suck at the theoretical stuff, so pls no questions.

Actually I was really close to applying for an exchange at St. Petersburg Polytechnic University but it didn't look like I would be able to survive without knowing Russian so I ditched it. Thinking about the qts I could have had makes me cry even two years later.

>vodka
>akevitt
Vodka tastes like 1000 times better than aquavit. Really.

Sure, I have a couple of nice bottles I could bring to you! You better dun be studying that theoretical physics or else I'm going to drop some beans on you!!!

High IQ qts are almost as good as titcows, aren't they? :3

Stay neutral tomtejävel

if I think of 'gook' this is what I imagine
just download stupid-girl.zip if you want chink nudes (she looks like a chink)

Sharing more comfy Norwegian culture with y'all.
youtu.be/sHCYtlwC6A4

Och vad i helvete betyder "snoa"

Okay, no questions :(. Trust me, there would be no qts anywhere near the university. Also, polytechnic uni is shit, so it is not like you lost a lot in terms of academic stuff.

Speaking of exchanges,
>tfw did not go to Korea because of burecratic issues / not being able to prepare the needed documents by the deadline

>Vodka tastes like 1000 times better than aquavit. Really.
% of alcohol per volume is what matters though, is not it?

>Brexit happens
>I find Italian gf
Convenient timing desu

Thank you I'm excited now

Nice music

I'd be your green card husbando if you didn't have her desu.

Bavarians girls are very arrogant.
In general german girls expect more than theyre worth, hence i got a russian gf.

Thanks João, I'll be sure to call if things get rough.

Really? I met some german qts from Baden-wurtenberg in lloret de mar a few year ago, they were super nice

Also I'm still ashamed how autistic we were with them ;_; Also they though Hitler was Swiss

I need to stop getting anxious when girls who live on the other side of the world who I'll probably never meet take a long time to message me back. Especially if they've already told me they're busy for the next couple weeks because of exams and stuff.

No you are mine.

Hvis du ikke visste det, tomtejävel, så er alle norske gammeldanser og drikkeviser på svensk.

No qts near the uni?! W-where are the qts then? Here in Norway qts are either at uni or at the gym connected to the uni.

What do you study mishka? And why on earth Korea? ARE YOU KOREABOO?

>% of alcohol per volume is what matters though, is not it?
You must be mistaking me with Finland oppa!

>tfw I have an accordion
Should I bring it and play you a little song while you drink aquavit?

>He thinks it's possible to not sperg out about qts just because they live far away.

Yes, I am in Baden-Württemberg, in these 2 states theyre also very materialistic since the rest of germany is to us what greece is to germany.

And on vacation people are always different.

same tbqh

but that's part of the reason I'm here, to desensitize my own autistic clingy ways

So the memes are real then...fugg! I saw a video of a fairly qt German over on /gif/ with nice bouncy boobs and wondered if krautqts were worth a shot...

Guess they are as horrible as out qts then ;(

I never said I was monogamous.

Ah interesting so it's worse than vodka?

>"Snoa är en svensk gammaldans, ibland även klassad som folkdans."
Vad man lär sig..

Yeah, even when I was in uni and actively trying to date I would be super clingy and freak out if a girl took more than an hour to text me back. Now that I'm not actively looking for a real relationship because I'm a neet shutin and live in a shitty town for dating anyway, if I don't try talking to girls on the internet I'm going to spill spaghetti everywhere once I get into a situation where dating is actually possible again.

By a mile... I can handle even the cheapest of tequilas but akevitt is a motherfucker. All my friends love it though, and from the 1st of December to the 24th my dad takes a shot of it every day. So maybe it's better than I say it is, but 2bh I just think they fake it.

JUST

Tequila is my go to drink when I am drunk. Is it tradition to take a shot a day ahah

>Swede
>Knowing Swedish culture
Pick one, Mukhtar Ali ben-Fazi

Jag är från sydöstra Sverige, så jag tar bestämt avstånd från """""stockholm"""""

Dacke gjorde inget fel

If I want to get really messed up I go for Jäger. My friends try to force me to drink it when we are out because I turn into some supernatural creature.

The last time I drank it I fucked a sober French wardrobe girl in a public toilet :'(

Somehow that event never fired in my Sweden game in EU IV.

Applied math (which is pretty much pure math for the first 2 years and then a mix of programming/general cs theory, pure math and some applied stuff).

As for the qts, well, it depends on the uni, but poly is obviously STEM-focused and I have not seen a single qt in a STEM field nor any girl actually interested in her studies.

Å, du er tomtejävelen fra Kalmar/Karlskrona med en fetish for polske tjejer?

Länge leve Dacke! Våran frihetshjälte!

j-ja

my qt studied math

I drank a bottle or jäger for my schools summer ball (basically a prom but everyone gets fucked with teachers) and I started jumping on teachers kek. And that is hilarious. Norwegian /cp/ slagtour when?

>I fucked a sober French wardrobe girl in a public toilet

It's cool, I'd probably do that sober

Wasnt he put down by german mercenaries that the king bought?

whats the add-on you need to use qtcrawler again?

My Iranian QT is studying electrical engineering. And it seems like a shitload of girls on interpals are in engineering or comp sci or shit like that. Makes me feel even more of a pleb for doing something in the humanities/social sciences (depending on who you ask) because I can't math.

tampermonkey

i just pasted it into a script and got it running, it says its visiting, profiles are getting the black hue around them, but my recently viewed isnt updating any profiles. What did i do wrong?

I had a qt Russian exchange student in an algorithm class... She was running Arch and read chess literature in the breaks and looked really adorable. Looked a bit like Hermione 2bh.
*fawns*

STEM qts are rare though, STEM qts with hot bods are unicorns but by god they are the ultimate qts. Throw in some good ol' redpills too and you have marriage material.

HNGH. Show picture of her thesis.

Well me and are planning on taking the boat from his place to Gdansk. It's kind of a party place in Poland, you can join us if you want to?

Nah, it's only cool if you think with your digg and imo thinking with your digg isn't that cool. For all I know some little Nortism is walking around with his French mom now, and that ain't cool breh.

Well, one thing is studying another thing is being good at it. Studying humanities is quite gay though *giggles*.

Sorry, forgot to turn on my proxy. Ignore these posts.

Probably

Underated post

Yeah now that I look back on it I agree what I studied was gay as fuck and pointless unless I go back to school to be a teacher. But I was also a retarded high school kid who didn't know what I wanted to do after high school. I just knew I wanted to go to university instead of going into the trades or something. Unfortunately I didn't realize my major was useless as shit until I was pretty much already done and it was better to just finish at this point instead of switch.

:^)

holy fug qtcrawler is too easy lmao

jumped up to 100 views and counting after 2 minutes

that's gotta be cheating

>unless I go back to school to be a teacher.
Do it faggot, do it!
youtu.be/jTlmHY_nDYs

I mean, if you enjoy it, then why not go and work as a teacher?

Because I'm an autist who can't deal with people. But then again, I've had some pretty spergy teachers in my lifetime so that's not much of an excuse. I'll probably go back either for that our journalism when I've saved up some money and I'm allowed to apply for student loans again.

>For all I know some little Nortism is walking around with his French mom now, and that ain't cool breh.

Shit, man, I'd use a condom.

>next to no views on Saturday
>got the same amount of views as yesterday just this morning

What happened? Did they fix something on the site?

The site appears to be more functional than it was the last few days. They fixed quick search and the online users list.

Holy shit this qtcrawler script is ridiculous.

yeah this is just plain cheating

korea tier cheating

half hour later

DUDE

youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8

I must be just ugly then if I ran qt crawler like half an hour ago and only got 12 views so far.

did you read the instructions?

click "view all on single page" at the bottom of the page first

>Your compatibility with adnhnln is Medium.
meh.

are you rich?