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chicken review edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

our boi

mongoloidism commence

I CAN'T POST IN THIS THREAD IT WILL HURT MY FEELINGS

love chicken review lad

a true englishman

you can FUCK RIGHT OFF, sunshine

crep check lads

...

Hello everyone this is pengest munch... chicken review!

he's a murderer AND a nigger

my two least favourite types of people

hello everyone this is the pengest munch
chicken review

Quintessentially british

ENGLAND IS SHIT

>nonceaboo got his library banned from Sup Forums for 30 days

lmao

I'm declaring the chicken connoisseur officially /ourguy/

flawless post

the choon lads
youtube.com/watch?v=t4VZ8SmmRBk

erm excuse me
*tucks serviette into shirt*
could you wait there a second please
*brushes crumbs off of sleeveless sweater-vest*
chum
*buys a shepherd's pie at Peter's Pie Shop for 12 pounds*
could you repeat that please?
*wraps tiny lips around a large spoonful of minced lamb*
could you repeat that please?
*wipes corners of mouth with serviette at 5 decibels*
what is it that you're trying to say, chum?
*shot pans to sleepy english town in the cotswolds*
you're saying
*reminds everyone he is indeed white*
gentlemen this shepherd's pie was simply divine, please do pass my compliments on to the chef. I'll be sure to tell all my friends at church this sunday about the wonderful food you have served, perhaps we shall return for my wife and I's anniversary next month, toodle-pip
*posts in local village newsletter*

t.Scotchman

Fuck off essex you slowcoach batty I'll punt thy nose into the horizon

legit funniest thing ive seen all year

youtu.be/C0_1g5FVYAc?t=134

>its getting risky out here

SHE CALL ME DADDY

cracks me up when i see those maps of where you like and dislike on Sup Forums and people always rate the scotcucks, welshcucks and religious extremists higher than england. shows they know nothing

Haven't eaten yet today and I REALLY want some greasy, health code violation-type fried chicken from London now

NO TRUMP. NO KKK. NO RACIST USA.

imagine picking on a 13/14 year old lad for being black and making youtube videos

what would rorke rather him be doing?

>falling for the celebration of black 'culture' meme
fucking highschoolers go back to your instagram page that you created
REEEEE

the trap i'm talking to on okcupid is an hour's drive away

still worth it?

man didn't even have burger sauce

how could I respect you

He'll run out of places to review someday :(

go to Chuch's for the most illegal chicken around

farted

almost pooed a little bit

in london? mate since he uploaded the video there's probably been about 20 new ones opened up

theres like atleast 5 chicken shops every 100m in england

that burger sauce was radioactive g

t. Bruce "no fun allowed" Ping-Pong
good. Mans has talent

the mongest punch

Don't know why I bothered with okcupid to be honest. I've even had a few girls message me and it made me realise I really can't be fucking bothered.

blacks are fucking funny lads Tbh

So you're all a bunch of racists? Hahaha that's ding dong merrily on high!

>channel since 2015
>already almost as many subs as reviewrunt
>already almost 20% of the views in 6 vids to his 710
Superiority of the English over the yank is evident in all facets of life 2bh

still have no idea what supposedly differentiates the 'alt-right' from the regular far-right (other than dank memes which don't actually contribute anything to the discussion other than some mild keks)

done a cheeky subscribe and more

man eats all the cartilage off the wings oh my daaayz

Listening to Bach to help me concentrate on shitposting

is sleep debt real or is it a meme?

yaeedyt

yaeedyt yaeedyt

ahhhh yes the fetishisation of dindus continues

going to try to move to Britain within the next 2 years tbqh

Chicken Connoisseur posted 1 day ago

Safe for all the support people. Pablo Escobar's line wouldn't be banging like mine is right now More stuff is on the way, so link your local bossman for a portion of wings and relax

Bernie Sanders ran half a campaign on memes alone, and the lefties still love him even though he gave all the money broke college kids gave him to Hillary Clinton.

Suit burns. Suit burns.

ZULU'S ATTACK
FIGHT BACK TO BACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY
AND FIRE AT WILL
KILL OR BE KILLED

I'll trade with you la

stupid idea that

calm down rorke

good luck

you'll need it

Go to bed with early and see for yourself mongo

>sleep debt

>link your local bossman for a portion of wings and relax
hahaha

one early night is nowhere near enough to repay my accumulated sleep debt if it's real

>dindus

what episode is the nang bit from

literally why

cannot fathom why anyone would want to move here in its current state

*crosses the rubicon*

This is a bad idea unless you're sure you can get a high paying job.

youtu.be/6E6oFrh4CCw

never heard this Iron Maiden song
Trump will make it easier to get out than in, I'm afraid

it only takes one night to get it back, you'll just sleep for 10-12 hours instead of 8

kek

twitter.com/4wings_please/status/807959640084451328

>tfw born too privileged to be a blues legend

youtube.com/watch?v=prErnop1eiM

elvis was a rich ubernormie
he knows no feels

Is sleep debt the theory that if you don't get enough sleep your brain doesn't 'recover' properly each night and cumulative over a lifetime it can cause dementia etc? I remember reading about that, dunno if there's any truth to it though. Certainly makes sense but no scientist is ever going to do a controlled experiment on the theory because ethics, interested to see if there are any natural experiments out there though

What if I go anyway and we trade fingerprints

>too

death on the bog is quite a unique feel

>he thinks elvis is dead

imagine being this blue pilled

apparently hes 23, if so ive finally found someone who looks even younger than me

youtube.com/watch?v=5l7ZE9JLeK4

of all the ways to fake your death and he chose having a shit?

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

hmm

that's mental

thought he was about 16

yeah
you got a problem with that?

business idea: rorkeist chicken connoisseur named dave who goes around reviewing fish and chip shops

Friend zoning a fatty girl I have no attraction to because I like the feeling of companionship and not feeling alone tBh

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chicken valley on suicide watch

well its just rumour atm but yeah

>>he thinks elvis is dead

>imagine being this blue pilled

Sleeping a lot better since I stopped drinking last week but still getting booze cravings like mad. Keeping busy and taking baby steps though

Decent sci-fi anime lads? Seen psycho pass, stein's gate and railgun. Not a huge fan of mecha tbqh. Is heavy object good?

reviewbrah is close enough to that

The NSA would find out, it's best to just switch bodies

hope you're okay with being a manlet

he CAN'T run out of BARS

what is that drink he has? I've never seen it before

rumour from where? what sort of weird little forums are you hanging out on lad

what is rorke? is he a racist person

I'm imagining an overweight 40 year old former plumber who is pissed off with foreigners lad