chicken review edition
/brit/
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
our boi
mongoloidism commence
I CAN'T POST IN THIS THREAD IT WILL HURT MY FEELINGS
love chicken review lad
a true englishman
you can FUCK RIGHT OFF, sunshine
crep check lads
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Hello everyone this is pengest munch... chicken review!
he's a murderer AND a nigger
my two least favourite types of people
hello everyone this is the pengest munch
chicken review
Quintessentially british
ENGLAND IS SHIT
>nonceaboo got his library banned from Sup Forums for 30 days
lmao
I'm declaring the chicken connoisseur officially /ourguy/
flawless post
the choon lads
youtube.com
erm excuse me
*tucks serviette into shirt*
could you wait there a second please
*brushes crumbs off of sleeveless sweater-vest*
chum
*buys a shepherd's pie at Peter's Pie Shop for 12 pounds*
could you repeat that please?
*wraps tiny lips around a large spoonful of minced lamb*
could you repeat that please?
*wipes corners of mouth with serviette at 5 decibels*
what is it that you're trying to say, chum?
*shot pans to sleepy english town in the cotswolds*
you're saying
*reminds everyone he is indeed white*
gentlemen this shepherd's pie was simply divine, please do pass my compliments on to the chef. I'll be sure to tell all my friends at church this sunday about the wonderful food you have served, perhaps we shall return for my wife and I's anniversary next month, toodle-pip
*posts in local village newsletter*
t.Scotchman
Fuck off essex you slowcoach batty I'll punt thy nose into the horizon
SHE CALL ME DADDY
cracks me up when i see those maps of where you like and dislike on Sup Forums and people always rate the scotcucks, welshcucks and religious extremists higher than england. shows they know nothing
Haven't eaten yet today and I REALLY want some greasy, health code violation-type fried chicken from London now
NO TRUMP. NO KKK. NO RACIST USA.
imagine picking on a 13/14 year old lad for being black and making youtube videos
what would rorke rather him be doing?
>falling for the celebration of black 'culture' meme
fucking highschoolers go back to your instagram page that you created
REEEEE
the trap i'm talking to on okcupid is an hour's drive away
still worth it?
man didn't even have burger sauce
how could I respect you
He'll run out of places to review someday :(
go to Chuch's for the most illegal chicken around
farted
almost pooed a little bit
in london? mate since he uploaded the video there's probably been about 20 new ones opened up
theres like atleast 5 chicken shops every 100m in england
that burger sauce was radioactive g
t. Bruce "no fun allowed" Ping-Pong
good. Mans has talent
the mongest punch
Don't know why I bothered with okcupid to be honest. I've even had a few girls message me and it made me realise I really can't be fucking bothered.
blacks are fucking funny lads Tbh
So you're all a bunch of racists? Hahaha that's ding dong merrily on high!
>channel since 2015
>already almost as many subs as reviewrunt
>already almost 20% of the views in 6 vids to his 710
Superiority of the English over the yank is evident in all facets of life 2bh
still have no idea what supposedly differentiates the 'alt-right' from the regular far-right (other than dank memes which don't actually contribute anything to the discussion other than some mild keks)
done a cheeky subscribe and more
man eats all the cartilage off the wings oh my daaayz
Listening to Bach to help me concentrate on shitposting
is sleep debt real or is it a meme?
yaeedyt
yaeedyt yaeedyt
ahhhh yes the fetishisation of dindus continues
going to try to move to Britain within the next 2 years tbqh
Chicken Connoisseur posted 1 day ago
Safe for all the support people. Pablo Escobar's line wouldn't be banging like mine is right now More stuff is on the way, so link your local bossman for a portion of wings and relax
Bernie Sanders ran half a campaign on memes alone, and the lefties still love him even though he gave all the money broke college kids gave him to Hillary Clinton.
Suit burns. Suit burns.
ZULU'S ATTACK
FIGHT BACK TO BACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY
AND FIRE AT WILL
KILL OR BE KILLED
I'll trade with you la
stupid idea that
calm down rorke
good luck
you'll need it
Go to bed with early and see for yourself mongo
>sleep debt
>link your local bossman for a portion of wings and relax
hahaha
one early night is nowhere near enough to repay my accumulated sleep debt if it's real
>dindus
what episode is the nang bit from
literally why
cannot fathom why anyone would want to move here in its current state
*crosses the rubicon*
This is a bad idea unless you're sure you can get a high paying job.
never heard this Iron Maiden song
Trump will make it easier to get out than in, I'm afraid
it only takes one night to get it back, you'll just sleep for 10-12 hours instead of 8
>tfw born too privileged to be a blues legend
elvis was a rich ubernormie
he knows no feels
Is sleep debt the theory that if you don't get enough sleep your brain doesn't 'recover' properly each night and cumulative over a lifetime it can cause dementia etc? I remember reading about that, dunno if there's any truth to it though. Certainly makes sense but no scientist is ever going to do a controlled experiment on the theory because ethics, interested to see if there are any natural experiments out there though
What if I go anyway and we trade fingerprints
>too
death on the bog is quite a unique feel
>he thinks elvis is dead
imagine being this blue pilled
apparently hes 23, if so ive finally found someone who looks even younger than me
of all the ways to fake your death and he chose having a shit?
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
hmm
that's mental
thought he was about 16
yeah
you got a problem with that?
business idea: rorkeist chicken connoisseur named dave who goes around reviewing fish and chip shops
Friend zoning a fatty girl I have no attraction to because I like the feeling of companionship and not feeling alone tBh
youtube.com
chicken valley on suicide watch
well its just rumour atm but yeah
>>he thinks elvis is dead
>imagine being this blue pilled
Sleeping a lot better since I stopped drinking last week but still getting booze cravings like mad. Keeping busy and taking baby steps though
Decent sci-fi anime lads? Seen psycho pass, stein's gate and railgun. Not a huge fan of mecha tbqh. Is heavy object good?
reviewbrah is close enough to that
The NSA would find out, it's best to just switch bodies
hope you're okay with being a manlet
he CAN'T run out of BARS
what is that drink he has? I've never seen it before
rumour from where? what sort of weird little forums are you hanging out on lad
what is rorke? is he a racist person
I'm imagining an overweight 40 year old former plumber who is pissed off with foreigners lad