ITT: We imitate Brits
ITT: We imitate Brits
Lincoln Davis
Levi Price
*is shit*
Jayden Jackson
no
Bentley Bell
THE SUN NEVER SETS OVER MY ASS !!
XD!!!
Jose Clark
>tfw to inteligent for dentist
Jace Hughes
*sweats*
*breaths heavily*
Ryan Turner
*Loses Empire to a middle aged brown manlet with no clothes but white sheet*
Evan Reed
>tfw you are a territory that wants to impersonate Britain so bad but you are asian
>also Britain "returned" me back to communist china
sad life
Jaxson Ortiz
Holy bollocks Nigel, you spilled the tea all over the queen!
Eli Wilson
oh no i missed the trolley to uni!
now how will i ever traverse to maths class...
Jordan Kelly
good posts
needs work
unlucky lad
terrible post
suit yourself
Justin Smith
imitate this sweetie :) x
Carson Roberts
saved up 98 million pounds (taxes not included) for this mansion!
mashallah, truly i am blessed
James Roberts
YO WAGWAN MANZ IN FINSBURY PARK GONNA REVIEW EDENZ CHICKEN CUZ
MANZ GETTING WINGS STRIPS CHIPS BURGER AND A DRINK
YO BOSSMAN
DEEZ WINGS AIN'T REALLY GOT THE SPICE ON DEM UNO BRUV
NOT PENG
I'M GIVIN DA WINGZ 2/5
BUT THE CHIPS CUZ
THESE ARE TOP QUALITY CHIPS THEY'RE THE BIG ONES COOKED PERFECTLY INIT
WORK SO WELL WIV DA BARBECUE SAUCE RUDEBOI
Jackson Carter
Kevin White
looks comfy tbf
Ethan Rodriguez
What's a dentist, m8 ?
Adam Wilson
OI LUV IT'S BING BONG O'CLOCK FANCY NIPPIN' DAHN T' CHIPPY BRUV THEY'VE GOT SOME WELL GOOD CHIP BUTTIES THEY'RE PROPPER MINT INNIT
Noah Diaz
*inhales*
"BLOODY HELL ABBIE, CLASS SOCIAETY SURE IS SPLENDID! CAN'T WAIT TO GET CALLED PEASANT BY ARISTOCRATS AND SPITTED ON! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Nolan Bailey
It's hard to imitate something it's a nightmare to spelling.
i don't know but when you make language, the letters are supposed to relects the sounds no? so why the "t" sound like "d"? and other shits like that?
Jayden Gutierrez
Rooney a best, BEST!
Liam Moore
picrel
Carson Rogers
GIMME YER WALLET U WHITEY OR ILL SHANK YA
Michael Stewart
he gave the finsbury wings 5 out of 5 though
Matthew Stewart
excellent posts
Joseph Richardson
>so why the "t" sound like "d"
yanks do that not us, though some people do a glottal stop here
Aaron Thomas
shut up shut up SHUT UP
Mason Watson
Jolly good show old chap
Tut tut tut and all that
Jonathan Davis
>>so why the "t" sound like "d"
>yanks do that not us
Only true Germanic languages do that you autistic frog.
Jaxson Davis
jog on i meant like
youtube.com
Carson Harris
Ets j-just bants
I've always said mi'ens ki'ens instead of mittens and kittens, am I londish now m8
William Anderson
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuchold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Hunter Bell
*walks towards u*
Justin Ramirez
100% true story
Jack Flores
good lad
Brayden Price
those bloody arseanal bandwagoners
Isaac Cox
mate it's hard to explain mate it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like "brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." And you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Austin Hall
I sure do love cock in me arse
Just paling around with the lads. Tugged each others cocks and ejaculated at the same time! Love a little banter between friends. We even took it a step farther and licked up each others cum
Blake Perez
just had a wank lads
Andrew Richardson
>has a reputation in the Americas for being very polite and worldly
>are actually just as obnoxious as Americans are, but with slightly higher intelligence
Isaac Gonzalez
>but with slightly higher intelligence
Jaxson Nelson
>and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane
gonna have to knock off some points for this
Nolan Morales
>taxes not included
thats not british
Elijah James
Blimey that has a huge garden
Daniel Hernandez
Andrew Hill
relatable
Isaiah Turner
bruv it's hard to explain senpai it's just like one day man will be wif the mandem having a look in jd you get me and you might be wanting chicken wings at Dixie Chicken innit but your blud Calum who's a bossman dun know who's proper safe and he be like "ey senpai, let's go Dixie innit". And you'll think "Mad ting. Let's smash it."
Samuel Davis
I think I will leave my homeland with a group of my friends. I will go to a foreign country, somewhere in southern Europe most likely. There I will only spend time with my friends because why would I want to meet any foreigners. I will only eat in restaurants that serve food that is similar to the food back home or at international food chains. I will drink myself stupid, cause havoc and mayhem and then blame all the angry locals for not enjoying a bit of friendly ribbing or "banter" that I served out in the form of urine, vomit and feces.
Then I will go back home, say that England is a horrible shithole but all the other places are even worse. Also, all "Johnny Foreigeners" should fuck off back to where they came from. They are uncivilized savages who don't know how to behave like a proper Brit.
*chugs cheap cider*
Jaxon Young
nailed it
Blake Lewis
OI
Joseph King
Nathaniel Johnson
spain more like ass-pain lmao
Sebastian Taylor
I've met your kind on my holidays. The only thing I don't understand is why you always stick to your group and never meet any locals. What's the point of going abroad if you just stick to what you know.
Sorry m8. Not Spanish. Just here to work and get pissed on cheap wine.
Jackson Miller
Fancy a cuppa of rain wanker?
Jonathan Carter
Oi mate, ye' eye these islands?
Yea mate, they be british and oll.
Tee' oill is british. Tis 'ill be british. The 'hol place be british. Tuff' shyte ain't it lad?
James Taylor
>What's the point of going abroad if you just stick to what you know.
Because "those" people just want Britain but slightly warmer and sunnier.
Sebastian Ward
Brit here, sometimes I spell the "t"s like "d"s but it's not very audible, sort of fits with my sentences and is comfortable to pronounce
Must've started doing that because of american series and shit like that...
Actually, my accent changes every now and then, although only a tad
Wyatt Cruz
Brit here, sometimes I spell the "t"s like "d"s but it's not very audible, sort of fits with my sentences and is comfortable to pronounce
Must've started doing that because of american series and shit like that...
Actually, my accent changes every now and then, although only a tad
Christian Morris
me second from the right