that one lad who needed some secret santa ideas but didn't get any Edition
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team puss?
liverpool mentioned 3 times in the last thread
*gives your bollocks a right walloping*
star trek is communist propaganda
>secret santa
48 eggs
>be poorthern
>get wet
clearly it's still upset you
were you one of the northern lads who left the thread because Southerners bantered you too hard?
Chelmsford. Yeah I remember asking /brit/ for ideas. Took her out to London, did all the touristy shit, went up the london eye. then went for drinks with some of my m8s in london
took her to southend one day. spent the rest of the time having sex 2bh lmao. was good times in the end
earr ar kid go an git us me giro
what would you do if you met the janny irl?
i'd probably ask him if he feels in charge
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scrapbook of /brit/ posts
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*pisses in your ribena*
he far-right National Action group will be added to the government’s official list of banned terrorist organisations
glad to hear it lad
what did you get up to in my humble seaside town
have not read a single post in this thread
Sup Forums unironically believes that Britian has sharia law zones and no go areas
Thick cunts.
have yu any evidense to back dat up
great post
>be western master race
>get wet
what happened to him anyway?
why do northerners call each other ducks
some of /brit/ believes this
as a white brummie who works in a mega paki area i can confirm it is far from the truth
still grim to be in though
just had a look around, walked down the pier, spent some time at the adventure island or whatever it's called. she's from the coast so she loves being by the sea so even though it's shit she still enjoyed it. was freezing cold that day tho
retarded
>he thinks he's better than Northerners because he lives in London
>lives in fucking Croydon or Romford
Top kek I could be in central London via the M1 faster than you knobs
but da, I wehn n got yer giro yesturday, ye spent eh on amfeh'amines remembah?
they spend half their time up treading water ahahah
brecon mentioned
romford mentioned
he got arrested again and had his electronic devices confiscated, and he got his library banned from Sup Forums so he's stopped posting
north west>north east
west midlands>east midlands
south west>south east
all objectively true
every weekend
gone off the deep end, again
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excellent post
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
boipucci
Croydon is the Manhattan of London
this is how it went down in the nine-five
flawless satire
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the good looking german has been v. underwhelming
need a new keeper in january
yeah haha you know me
>dragging conversations from the old thread into the new
ah yes
the runt
>Hampshire is neither definitively in the southwest or the southeast, allowing me to always take the side of the best part of the south
What has brit been feeling over the past week? Let's find out
>tfw have friends, and have pretty close relationships with them, but I can't relate to anyone as well as I can to a random anonymous Sup Forums user
>tfw she loves her hubby and wont cheat on him
>tfw friend who used to get in touch to meet once a week
>tfw """""""""IT upgrade""""""""""" at work
>tfw a qt tells you she'll watch anime with you but never responds to your messages
>tfw,no doggo to go to the shop for me
>tfw all I ate today was a bunch of those 30gram dorito bags and roasted bbq nuts from poundland
>tfw you shit blood for a year and had immense pain whenever you went to the bathroom because you had an anal fissure or some cut or some shit on the inside of your anus
>tfw never went to the doctor and just ate tonnes of fibre till it eventually went away and healed
>tfw no maid to bully me
>tfw haven't drank since Sunday
>tfw no yandere bf that threatens to kill themselves every time i try to talk to other people, or don't pay enough attention to
>tfw not rich
>tfw adoption is probably a fruitless effort
>tfw you see so many black men with white girlfriends
>tfw cycle over a pothole and the saddle bangs right into your anus
>tfw he's probably not a cuck either
>tfw just signed for a full fucking house for 575
>tfw i'm just friendzoned
>tfw used a dildo on my ass so not a virgin any more
>tfw you have had 5 wanks already today
>tfw have a group of friends that consists of
>tfw madly in love with my coworker
>tfw you've kissed a girl before but haven't done so since and you miss that feeling
>tfw you swallow the lucky 1p and mummy says you'll only get the wise after you poo it out
>tfw irish chad turns you into a dowsing rod
>tfw no Shipman doctor to solve all of life's problems with just one injection
>tfw no Alizee gf
>tfw your crush arranges you meeting a russian girl because i said something nice about her
>tfw living in north west london
>tfw hate everyone at my workplace
once slept with a female friend in romford
never went back. romford is absolutely the ugliest place i've ever been
not a single word
life feels absolutely hopeless
fair play
yeah Southend's always got shit weather
David Hasselhoff's just finished filming his new comedy there actually, got an emmy I think apparently it's pretty good
i don't live there but i've been there many a time, it's very stabby
quite the scene on a friday/saturday night as well
police cars/vans the entire way down this one road with all the pubs/clubs
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CHOOOOOOOOON
hampshire mentioninged
if i moved to the UK i think i'd want to live in sheffield
>Living beyond Zone 2
May as well be in Aberdeen
in what sense
shes cute. whats her name?
if I lived in the US I think I'd want to live in Canada
yeah i was there for a night out one weekend and it seemed pretty dangerous
Hampshire best county
yorkshire mentioned
ok
didn't let a single photon of light from this post hit a single photoreceptor in my eye
me posting on /brit/
delete this image mate
bad boys inna london
drug dealers n gunman
Legitmate policy idea to make Britain great again: Manchester-Liverpool and Glasgow-Edinburgh combined authorities
usa places i'd live:
>Brooklyn
>Pittsburgh
>DC
>Seattle
>Portland, Oregon
>Austin
>San Fran
>Denver
Dave is ruined now because of Drake
he's too pretty to drop though
if you're on your own grind and you don't know a bagga man
you can be my santan dan yo my hallytam
>she
>her
Ah yes, the 21st century "man"
you a pleb.
heard rumours on the street I'm considered the badman don of London
>it's popular so it's automatically shit
off yourself my man
dave won't start making pop tunes
DC is full of niggers and most of the places you mentioned are full of hipsters
you wouldn't want to live in half those places if you'd seen them
doing an ol del paso
just seen the new spiderman trailer
zendaya is such a fucking qt
>having proper toilets
looks like a generic instagram slag
i've only not been to pittsburgh and austin, the rest are great
>San Fran
ooh 'ello
This. Seattle, Denver, and Austin are aight tho
grim™
how do you shit in those?
if he wasn't '''''good'''' at stopping the men from putting the ball in the net he could of easily been a model iah
dem man dere are just chatting for girls
dey don't put ammy on scales
fucking brilliant
drop your keks then just go
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i am enlightened
gonna mozy on down the road and get some scran
ta-rah lads
will probably phone post in a bit whilst waiting for the Turkmen to prepare my food.
>mfw 4 wings for £1
doesn't need to be all rose petals and lavender
you're only off for a fucking piss
forgot to cancel my amazon prime subscription
going to be eating beans for the next few months
hampshire anime