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that one lad who needed some secret santa ideas but didn't get any Edition

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team puss?

liverpool mentioned 3 times in the last thread

*gives your bollocks a right walloping*

star trek is communist propaganda

>secret santa

48 eggs

>be poorthern
>get wet

clearly it's still upset you

were you one of the northern lads who left the thread because Southerners bantered you too hard?

Chelmsford. Yeah I remember asking /brit/ for ideas. Took her out to London, did all the touristy shit, went up the london eye. then went for drinks with some of my m8s in london

took her to southend one day. spent the rest of the time having sex 2bh lmao. was good times in the end

earr ar kid go an git us me giro

what would you do if you met the janny irl?

i'd probably ask him if he feels in charge

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scrapbook of /brit/ posts

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*pisses in your ribena*

he far-right National Action group will be added to the government’s official list of banned terrorist organisations

glad to hear it lad
what did you get up to in my humble seaside town

have not read a single post in this thread

Sup Forums unironically believes that Britian has sharia law zones and no go areas

Thick cunts.

have yu any evidense to back dat up

great post

>be western master race
>get wet

what happened to him anyway?

why do northerners call each other ducks

some of /brit/ believes this
as a white brummie who works in a mega paki area i can confirm it is far from the truth

still grim to be in though

just had a look around, walked down the pier, spent some time at the adventure island or whatever it's called. she's from the coast so she loves being by the sea so even though it's shit she still enjoyed it. was freezing cold that day tho

retarded

>he thinks he's better than Northerners because he lives in London
>lives in fucking Croydon or Romford

Top kek I could be in central London via the M1 faster than you knobs

but da, I wehn n got yer giro yesturday, ye spent eh on amfeh'amines remembah?

they spend half their time up treading water ahahah

brecon mentioned

romford mentioned

he got arrested again and had his electronic devices confiscated, and he got his library banned from Sup Forums so he's stopped posting

north west>north east
west midlands>east midlands
south west>south east

all objectively true

every weekend

gone off the deep end, again
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excellent post

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

boipucci

Croydon is the Manhattan of London

this is how it went down in the nine-five

flawless satire

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the good looking german has been v. underwhelming

need a new keeper in january

yeah haha you know me

>dragging conversations from the old thread into the new

ah yes
the runt

>Hampshire is neither definitively in the southwest or the southeast, allowing me to always take the side of the best part of the south

What has brit been feeling over the past week? Let's find out

>tfw have friends, and have pretty close relationships with them, but I can't relate to anyone as well as I can to a random anonymous Sup Forums user
>tfw she loves her hubby and wont cheat on him
>tfw friend who used to get in touch to meet once a week
>tfw """""""""IT upgrade""""""""""" at work
>tfw a qt tells you she'll watch anime with you but never responds to your messages
>tfw,no doggo to go to the shop for me
>tfw all I ate today was a bunch of those 30gram dorito bags and roasted bbq nuts from poundland
>tfw you shit blood for a year and had immense pain whenever you went to the bathroom because you had an anal fissure or some cut or some shit on the inside of your anus
>tfw never went to the doctor and just ate tonnes of fibre till it eventually went away and healed
>tfw no maid to bully me
>tfw haven't drank since Sunday
>tfw no yandere bf that threatens to kill themselves every time i try to talk to other people, or don't pay enough attention to
>tfw not rich
>tfw adoption is probably a fruitless effort
>tfw you see so many black men with white girlfriends
>tfw cycle over a pothole and the saddle bangs right into your anus
>tfw he's probably not a cuck either
>tfw just signed for a full fucking house for 575
>tfw i'm just friendzoned
>tfw used a dildo on my ass so not a virgin any more
>tfw you have had 5 wanks already today
>tfw have a group of friends that consists of
>tfw madly in love with my coworker
>tfw you've kissed a girl before but haven't done so since and you miss that feeling
>tfw you swallow the lucky 1p and mummy says you'll only get the wise after you poo it out
>tfw irish chad turns you into a dowsing rod
>tfw no Shipman doctor to solve all of life's problems with just one injection
>tfw no Alizee gf
>tfw your crush arranges you meeting a russian girl because i said something nice about her
>tfw living in north west london
>tfw hate everyone at my workplace

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once slept with a female friend in romford

never went back. romford is absolutely the ugliest place i've ever been

not a single word

life feels absolutely hopeless

fair play

yeah Southend's always got shit weather

David Hasselhoff's just finished filming his new comedy there actually, got an emmy I think apparently it's pretty good

i don't live there but i've been there many a time, it's very stabby

quite the scene on a friday/saturday night as well

police cars/vans the entire way down this one road with all the pubs/clubs

youtube.com/watch?v=bcBv9KYopG4

CHOOOOOOOOON

hampshire mentioninged

if i moved to the UK i think i'd want to live in sheffield

>Living beyond Zone 2

May as well be in Aberdeen

in what sense

shes cute. whats her name?

if I lived in the US I think I'd want to live in Canada

yeah i was there for a night out one weekend and it seemed pretty dangerous

Hampshire best county

yorkshire mentioned

ok

didn't let a single photon of light from this post hit a single photoreceptor in my eye

me posting on /brit/

delete this image mate

bad boys inna london
drug dealers n gunman

Legitmate policy idea to make Britain great again: Manchester-Liverpool and Glasgow-Edinburgh combined authorities

usa places i'd live:
>Brooklyn
>Pittsburgh
>DC
>Seattle
>Portland, Oregon
>Austin
>San Fran
>Denver

Dave is ruined now because of Drake

he's too pretty to drop though

if you're on your own grind and you don't know a bagga man
you can be my santan dan yo my hallytam

>she
>her

Ah yes, the 21st century "man"

you a pleb.

heard rumours on the street I'm considered the badman don of London

>it's popular so it's automatically shit
off yourself my man
dave won't start making pop tunes

DC is full of niggers and most of the places you mentioned are full of hipsters

you wouldn't want to live in half those places if you'd seen them

doing an ol del paso

just seen the new spiderman trailer

zendaya is such a fucking qt

>having proper toilets

looks like a generic instagram slag

i've only not been to pittsburgh and austin, the rest are great

>San Fran

ooh 'ello

This. Seattle, Denver, and Austin are aight tho

grim™

how do you shit in those?

if he wasn't '''''good'''' at stopping the men from putting the ball in the net he could of easily been a model iah

dem man dere are just chatting for girls
dey don't put ammy on scales

fucking brilliant

drop your keks then just go

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i am enlightened

gonna mozy on down the road and get some scran

ta-rah lads

will probably phone post in a bit whilst waiting for the Turkmen to prepare my food.

>mfw 4 wings for £1

doesn't need to be all rose petals and lavender

you're only off for a fucking piss

forgot to cancel my amazon prime subscription

going to be eating beans for the next few months

hampshire anime