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JANNY

Maisie > Rosie

will /brit/ be doing another match thread for sir spyros grime show at 9 like last sunday?
any grime man in

ah yes the alt right that never existed

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>I won the lottery

Spent £20 on lotto tickets this week.

This guy is a walking Sup Forums stereotype

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortimer_Zuckerman

Was the whole series a scam to push green politics?

the alt right... ah yes

imagine if it were just you and Maisie out in the fucking desert with nowt and no one.

magine lads...

I did

I only won ~47k though

both are retarded

queen of /brit/

Eighty years ago today:

"At long last I am able to say a few words of my own. I have never wanted to withhold anything, but until now it has not been constitutionally possible for me to speak.
A few hours ago I discharged my last duty as King and Emperor, and now that I have been succeeded by my brother, The Duke of York, my first words must be to declare my allegiance to him. This I do with all my heart.

You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce the Throne. But I want you to understand that in making up my mind I did not forget the country or the Empire which as Prince of Wales, and lately as King, I have for twenty-five years tried to serve. But you must believe me when I tell you that I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as King as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love."

business idea: RP as Tim to Rosy's prossie account

>tfw you watch a movie and nobody you know has see it
>try to make a thread about it on Sup Forums, 0 replies

>Sister casually comments at dinner that she keeps losing socks

he's right when he says Sup Forums are like right wing SJWs though

send me 100 for your dilly dallying daddy

now

I want my boots and ill send you more

RIGHT WING ESS JEY DUBBLE YEWWWS

When was the last time you properly celebrated your birthday?

>twitter.com/bigkev125/status/808050907476848640

And now we play the waiting game

me on the left

>tfw to intelligent for books

>a scam to push green politics?

how do you run a scam to push something that isnt profitable?

my mum has been obsessed with winning the lotto for 30+ years


its only in the last year or two that she doesn't base her happiness that night on whether or not she won a jackpot.

What a pussy ass bitch. Get over it, you little girl.

Proper mental that I'm sitting here talking you lads in English, when there are billions of people in China and India going about their days. I mean, I could be an otter or a raccoon or a pigeon, but instead I'm a human talking to all of you.

>/brit/

fuck off poleaboo you sick perverted freak

So that rosy girl eh.

Prefer Sara meself

good lad

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does ireland play uk lottery or was this on your own or euromillions
i'm aware of the 'irish lottery' which can be bet on in most bookmakers around the UK

Sara > Aisha > Rosy

your mother is a runt la

I remember you, you used to post your house that you bought and go on about how rich you are

imagine if plebs wrote a letter to their MP every time they were apathetic about the future instead of buying lotto tickets

we'd have a revolution tomorrow

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ho yeah

no, I think that might have been someone else

can't buy a house with 47k lad

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How do I create a 'gimmick'? What catches on with you folk?

Who?

fuck off you nonce
i'm at least grateful panhead doesn't seem to be online right now

Remember that snoopers charter?

lol me neither.

Fucking hell Brits are such spineless pussies

>sara only one not using an iPhone

True Communism in action

>does ireland play uk lottery
no, this was the yoyomillions

Good point must have been someone else

>shes a Scorpio
Well, that explains it. Pack up your bags boys, we can go home now.

>girls being sluts
perfectly respectable
>lads showing their feelings and approaching them for sex
unbelievably offensive rape HELP I'M BEING RAPED


why :(

left is far and away the most attractive.

the best gimmicks have a lot of research behind them

gimmicks are created largely by accident

there's not really a method

just watched Planet Earth 2. poor little turtles :(

>MPs
>caring about the public after election day

they fob plebs off to local councils

if she was a true communist she wouldn't use any capitalist technology

did they change the price in ireland recently too?
went up from £2 to £2.50 a few months and i haven't bought a ticket since

you should see her without makeup. looks like a bloke.

really?

>the Queen will die in your lifetime

Is she posting messages from her sex-work twitter where she solicits sexual comments on her normal twitter and complaining about being harrassed?

Is the findom stuf all a scam?

SPOILERS RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

The best gimmicks are only posted once or twice a decade.

make it as unfunny as possible then spam the thread with it

That's what you fucking think

fuck Canada fuck the union fuck the Queen and fuck you

>Me and the lads smashed some fascist's head in last night

Any of you alt right cunts wanna have a go?

>local councils

they have fuck all power here

control the garbage pickup essentially

>6'0 84KG 22 year old, eaten healthily for my whole life, exercise regularly

>Resting blood pressure is 165/80

See you on the other side lads

the gf

she works at tesco

the biggest capitalist organisation in the country

alri lads

haha, don't think so mate

>leafs in charge of being correct
*gasses self*

She works there ironically

obviously

she's probably sitting their cringing about how pathetic the people she's talking to are

yes

why do we let them away with it

I mentally can not understand this findom shit. Like I could straight up buy a prostitute for that kind of money. Fuck, I could probably straight up convince a girl to be my girlfriend for that kind of money. Meanwhile you're throwing money at this woman you'll never even fucking touch, why? Why not just spend half the money and get a dominatrix to wallop your bollocks? What is the obsession with absolutely wasting your money?

how far do you have to sink to pay premium for shitty pictures you can find online anywhere

POST MORE SARA

THIS IS A SARA THREAD NOW

>black hair
>blue eyes
>that nose

LITERALLY
PERFECT

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Ffs seats everywhere and this mong decides to sot 2 feet from me

Fucking hate people like that

yeah went from €2 to €2.50 but that's only about £2 when you do the maths

it's a fetish lad

she's "undercover"

prossie account?

>liverpoo

>claims 6'0
>actually 5'11 and a half

WHEN

*walks up behind you*
*grabs you by your bollocks and shoves my index finger up your neghole*
*throws you off the Gherkin*

risque sara

she works there as a political statement about the futility of individual agency against structural elite

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*does the same to you*

Hello GCHQ

I have nothing to do with the harassing of rosy aka Princess Chelsea

cheers

did she put makeup on her cleavage?

Don't think I'll ever stop Saraposting until Mummy May shuts us down

Just asked my two prostitute friends what they think about findom

one of them laughed and said it was just weird shit
the other has started rambling on about how it's a "major abuse of people with mental health issues"

hmm

having a think