Got a gf yet Sup Forums?

Got a gf yet Sup Forums?

>tfw got a 9/10 european gf 4 years ago
>tfw couldnt get a local gf since then
Anybody wants to kill me on my sleep?

m8 I'll kill you awake

oi m8 I have a question. I haven't been on this board for half a year what did I miss? Are help-helper and christmas forces are over?

No Sup Forums.

>Reminder

Uh yeah sure, something like that

So it's like an army for you, huh. You stay here only for a couple of years and then go shitpost to a more mature place. Well Godspeed then

Yeah I lost my virginity today, be jelly faggots

Congrats m8 but nobody likes a bad winner

I am a gf

She was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out

wtf how can such a qt do this?

Kek, I never even kissed a girl for free, at this point I'm happy if I just kiss some random girl in a club and it's fine for me

Some guys were just not meant to pass on genes

I'm happy to contribute to the perfectioning of the human race at least, Chad and Chad's sons will make the earth a better place, I must work to provide them

I saved it to remind everyone that she looks like a qt, but she is a whore.

So just like all qt grils?

I want a cat, give me a cat

No, but I'm not interested in one

Not all of them. But that one in particular literally is.

No. You've got to be attractive to get one of those. Well, to get a decent one worth having you do, anyway.

Help helpers are in a golden age right now.

Lost a gf.
Tired of 3 years of relationship. No more girls for me.

>mfw got gf yesterday

Are there are new memes? I feel like mods are different.