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cara

Lol huora xD

tits

fucking love really big tits

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Love me some Wife desu

Wifey

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Automation will run economy after humans are extinct. Massive cargo ships adrift on acidic seas delivering Iphones to empty ports for eternity.

maria

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if she was your aunt would you wank to the thought of her

>How does that even work? I was under the impression you paid for a membership to a work placement firm and they got you jobs.
that's an even BIGGER scam holy fuck.

and they operate because there are loads of lazy stupid and naive people out there like you.

I applied to one of them when I was in high school because I didn't know what I was doing and I ended up in some shitty factory making sub-minimum wage
just quit when I realised I was getting fucked and actually put the effort in for a better summer job

I think this is the plot to that Pixar movie

london is a nonwhite enclave

daily dose of the hales lads

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>economy functioning with no consumers

put on your sunday shoes theres lots of world out there

would be a famous case of the missing socks and panties quite often

So many people I know brag of sexual encounters with their cousins and aunts.

bogan

machines already do banking and shit

in the future robots will do everything and we will do nothing but maintain them and have sex

dalet frug mte thnku

WE'VE WITNESSED A BEAUTIFUL RISING SUN

this is what happened to the soviets basically
huge trainloads of shit would be delivered to nobody just so they could say production was up 5%

2bh

How would you rate the front row? I think my Asian Attractiveness Scale is thrown off, they all look like Solid 7/8 marriage material

getting my daily dose of irish weather lads

I was thinking about scenery like this for a week and got to the conclusion that this is bullshit. It's pointless to produce something if no one is buying especially in a fully autonomous world where computer can trace every your activity

left 6/10 centre 6/10 right 8/10

2bh

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>best mate has moved away and became a doctor and getting married
>im an eternal no gf neet

Why would you apply for a job placement firm here? I got all the jobs I had because I know people because I fucking live here

I was only considering joining because I would know zero people there
I have 10k savings

REALLY wanna see a tv debate on londons shrinking white population and how its a good thing

staying up for a 10am ask me anything

With 2016 coming to a close, time to a year in review.
Where did you travel to? Found out google has this timeline thing that logs your movements when you're connected to WiFi
What did you accomplish?
Any interesting stories?

wannna die kinda

After human extinction, rogue scripts run the economy. Things are bought and sold without human bidders. Ads still aappear on abandoned facebook accounts. Fake product reviews, both good and bad, are written by bots, driving the design and manufacture of endless, slightly different phone models.

all women look like freaks without make up but just looking at those chinks, you know they look like cancer patients

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who's gonna watch the sun come up with me?

staying up for a 9am

women are not objects whose value is determined by a number.

The food or the girl, pick ONE

i watch it everyday and scream on the inside

Went to Wanaka

Haven't even left the south island this year LOL

>I have 10k savings
then go somewhere else where that's useful.

the food because the girl wouldn't like me anyway

i was the youngest of three brothers and when i was being an annoying little shit they'd kick the shit out of me

taught me a valuable lesson on being considerate to others

if only this fucking leaf had a few older brothers

hope the yan man is asleep leds

of course they're exceptionally attractive (in asia) that's why they're at the front

didn't leave Australia but I went to NSW a few times and up north coast a bit hehe

enjoy your ban you fucking moron

well I was thinking of either using that 10k as a downpayment on an apt and becoming a land lord or using it to travel

I'm the oldest brother bitchboi

whats it like there? want to visit

Thank you for your honest opinions
It would appear I'm slipping into a yellow fever again
Is there any way I can treat myself?

>not screaming on the outside

Government gives me a really comfy room all to myself just because I did this every time i saw the sun.

then you could come here and fund a reasonable trip if you're willing to spend the bulk of it

wanna make a coffee but the kettle will wake up the house mates

should i just do it?

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what about the 'wave? you can turn it off just before it beeps

Cold press!

Boil the water in a pot?

wew

im afraid of microwaves

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why don't you feck off from this thread you overweight prick

how do you make coffee with a kettle?

don't you have a coffee maker?

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Rub the water in your hands to warm it up

sounds nice, i do have a comfy room already but feel like a huge burden, sadly the people around me havent given up on me yet, so i feel even more terrible and guilty about all this

Left behind

>subletting
>pissing away 10 grand
>going to Australia to do shit tier work though a placement agency

VERY solid thinking there but
maybe go back to school instead eh? or invest that money in something useful.

you could probably use 10k for a down-payment on a house/condo here then have some mook pay your mortgage
better if you save up a bit more.

all time for comparison

put the water in your mouth to warm it up then spit it into a mug

it's called instant coffee and only southern fairys have coffee makers

Did you leave your house at all?

Are you the Paddy that threw up on his out going flight from Dublin?

It's like a four hour drive from crumblechurch so I've been heaps, but apparently it's a really exotic place or something for foreigners

It never seemed like that much of a big deal to me, it's just a snowy resort town full of Swedes and Canadians

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not troublesome at all

>instant coffee

Vile

I've never gotten sick in an airport before except from coming back from amsterdam. I was on a lot of truffles before my flight and they disagreed with me. Don't think I posted on Sup Forums though.

>British neo-Nazi group 'to be classed as terror organisation and banned' in unprecedented move

it begins

I did, just didn't connect to wi-fi.

it's not all bad

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anyone else unironically drink instant tea?
cbb to wait lmao

well we have had a war with the nazis before

Did you get shit faced before boarding your flight and thinking you wouldn't be let on?

Poor africans living in huts probably say its not all bad too

funny how neo nazi groups are banned but communist ones arent

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it's almost as if neo-nazi groups are violent

you've had a war against communists as well, but leftists shouting for a socialist revolution and attacking conservatives aren't labeled as terorrists

communists are castrated,
either they are puppets of the system or too passive and toothless to do anything

genuinely miss thailad when he doesn't post for a few days. he isn't super interesting by any means, I think I miss him because he is one of the only people I interact with consistently for almost 2 years now hahah
probably have consistently talked to a lot of /brit/ posters but thailad is recognisable haha

Reckon I fucked it now

because western commies are autistic spackers who don't do anything

also some commie groups are on the list, like the Tamil Tigers and the PKK

I did that. I always do, and I think I posted on Sup Forums before going to Warsaw.