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me in the middle edition

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Decent OP. Much better than that disastrous Brit anime thread

I could HEEM everyone in this thread.

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>me in the middle edition

>Robogdii
Is Robotnik from Ulster?

please keep posting here

>Right up in the north of Ireland

>BRIT MAGNATE

Who the fuck were they? Brits were living there 2000 years ago?

so what is everyone's brexit preference, hard or soft?

pros and cons for us in both.

We wuz brits n shit

>Who the fuck were they?
Ulster-Scots

>tfw no average irish gf

The battle of Aleppo is actually over lads

My dinner.

this

What is an Aleppo?

Hard isolates Britain politically and means the EU is more likely to come down more favourably in any political spat we might have with them over the North. It does however heavily impede cross-border trade.

Soft Brexit keeps trade open but keeps our economy somewhat reliant on trading with Britain, and Brits will expect us to handle all their migrant shite over here as if we're still part of the UK.

That's unfortunate. I was hoping for another flood of niggers from Syria into Europe to fuel the AfD.

traditional irish food

>taking screenshots of your own posts

discarded

What is food?

watch american history x
I can honestly relate a lot with Edward Norton

Aleppo is literally dust
much like the richness of irish cuisine

I was integral to it I'll have you know

I dunno very conflicted.

I know whatever happens our government, and any government of any mainstream party in Ireland at the moment will fuck it up colosally no matter what happens and/or just bend over to whatever the EU says.

>havent see my dad in 15 years
>decide to hunt him down since christmas is a cunt to the aul feels
found out he's a creepy old fucker that spends his money on sex tourism in Asian countries, fucking child slaves and ladyboys.
Felt disgusted all day. Holy shit did this thinking we could make amends and at least have something slightly resembling a family aspect in my life but no, Dad's off molesting little boys in gookyland

Happy Christmas everyone

>spaniard comes and insults other peoples cuisine but their cuisine gets overshadowed by all of the cuisines of their ancient colonies

Your dad sounds like a great man

And how did you possibly find this out? Some relation told you? What's your mother doing?

And you didn't join him fucking Thai boys? He was right to abandon you, what a disappointment of a son.

>off molesting little boys in gookyland
Sounds like a good catholic.

>expecting decent fathers
>in year of our lord 2016

need to get rid of this americanised notion of these fantastic father like figure of fathers

from my experience most of the irish ones are just cunts who wanted to shag

hahahahaha
who r u fa.m?

You the lad who was getting bummed by his?

haha no

That's the Netherlands. They're still mad at you for the 80 years war.

It's not an Americanised notion. It was a fairly common notion until about 50 years ago with the expansion of adolescent irresponsible behaviour well into a man's 20's and the welfare state creating single mothers who raised sons who would naturally become shitty fathers

not even sorry

You should be sorry, the Dutch won.

frogweeb will NEVER have un petite amie

>Spaniards siding with Italy
I feel insulted

as far as I know we weren't their colony

swissyank will NEVER have any friends

Evening Ireland, how are you doing?

How'ya swooce

There is a difference between occupied land of the great luxembourgish dutch and belgian people by filthy moors and a colony
Are you referring to a hermaphrodite?

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>father was an alcoholic and enjoyed the ole coke
>he would always complain about the computer not working in the house
>go to search history
>he was downloading viruses from watching videos of ladyboys
>he thinks Jews are shapeshifting reptilians and that we never went to the moon
>haven't spoken to him in about 2 years
>he sent me a birthday card
>6 months after my birthday
>he just took a guess about when my birthday was
>he got my age wrong

At least I've 4 siblings and the mother.

Whereabouts are you for the Christmas? If you're not a creepy fucker, I'll go out for a quiet one with you.

ireland is rightful english clay

now they are occupied by moors again these bald cunts dont do anything alright

Fuck sake son don't go through my computer.

I find it funny how so many loyalists are in groups like C18
genetically they're same as us but more inbred

Well I can only speak for Luxenbourg in that regard , we only have the portuguese here , at least the don't cost much and are catholics so i'm more or less fine with that

>at least the don't cost much
t. Jean Trillionaire Trichet

yall are germanoids anyway

Anyone else hate charities?

>Scandinavians can speak perfect english with only a slight hint of an accent
Bit mental. Why can the Scandis be thought perfect English at school but we can't be thought Irish?

Anyone else hate charlatans?

Those who bate the SVP are more Irish than those who do not.

>thought
>thought
Because we can't even be taught perfect English. Let's master one language at a time, Diarmuid.

Finland, Israel and fucking Neo-Babylonia managed to revive their dead languages with larger populations. We just suck.

just had some taytos (a rare commodity in this svage land)
eternal reminder that cheese ⁊ onion>salt ⁊ vinegar
we shouldnt bother with the auld english. irish is all ya need sure

the problem is that we speak the only ever global lingua franca
if the swedes or portuguese or something invaded us we'd all be speaking irish today.

Be at the next meet and prove it then. Good luck tinker

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>this entire post

can never tell if Irish people have american accents from media or Irish accents just sound like american accents but faster

i'm not wrong
english is more dominant than any other language ever.
thankfully it wont be in 30 years.
youre thick arent you

It's the media. Teenage girls now all have American accents because they hear it on TV.

>swissyank calling other people thick

Why does he post here? Universally disliked.

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bit harsh

Nah.

brilliant poll lad
glad /éire/ appreciates me :)

>resetting your IP 10 times
How embarrassing.

Yeah I rather have you around to feel better about myself.

>swissyanks hacked the poll
>russia hacked the election
Sad!
pathetic. i do quite well for myself, given my less than favourable circumstances.
oh well, at least you're not anthony burch

the cretin resets his mobile data he pays for since there's no internet in the house since his mother spends all the money on god knows what while being GREEK'D or SWISS'D or WALOON'D or now that she's in the states being BLACK'D

What's happening lads?

I am outside of a underage disco in Carlow, come here

will ye fuck off regurgitating maymays you belgian queer

Whatya gonna do about it?

>i do quite well for myself
>no friends
>in love with a nigress
>got rejected by her
>twice
>hate your family
>hated by your family
>attracted to your sister
>spend your days getting abused by people online
>failing school
>have no land to call your own
>listen to your mother getting impaled by a phhalanx every night
Nope, I reckon ol' 'Thony is better off than you.

how much of this is true?

>21 votes
hmmmm

Every word.

>ye
how many swiss yanks are there here?
none of it

>fenians

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>glorious sons of ulster

>swissyank claims poll isn't rigged
>no one's posted here defending him

what a scrawny fucker
i could knock him out in one punch honest to god

It's why you guys should leave for Scotland while you have the chance, I was shown no mercy during my childhood, so I'm just waiting to exterminate the Orangemen.

the silent majority stands with me frau stein :)

surprised an adverse wind hasn't caved his chest in yet

Anyone else watching Des Bishop? Getting me a bit worried, seems like an Irish John Oliver.

surprised orangeutans havent been hemt across the north channel by now
weak, genetically polluted sub-race so they are

>watching RTÉ
>under any circumstance

>"Irish" John Oliver

haven't seen that pic in ages