Go to Denmark

>go to Denmark
>order a beer

>mfw czech intellectuals cant even get their memes right

>go to America
>order a beer

I'm so confused.

thats our meme

>spill small foamy beer in Netherlands
>country floods

>Go to Austria
>Order beer.
>Yfw Sharia Law does not allow that

>nobody noticing the fact that Denmark is literally Netherlands 2

>go to America
>order a beer
>bartender just pisses into a red cup

Is it true Austria has some dope gun laws and you don't need a license to buy certain types of guns?

>Go to Britain
>Enter Mosque
>Wash your face and hands because Beer is not halal

Except the Danes aren't insufferable twats

>go to america
>literally can't tell where the mexican border is

Do you know what they do for fun in Denmark? They play bingo, I kid you not.

You know fuck all

>Go to London
>Mayor prays at Mosques everyday

>go to america
>kenyan in the white house for 8 years

Why do so many girls in your country do porn? How does it feel you'll never get, IF you ever get, a pure gf?

this

Because Czechs in general don't give a fuck about people.

>how does it feel

It doesn't

Neat

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>go to England
>no masculinity to be found for miles

>a beer with a rather small volume?

>a beer with an unusually large head?

Whatever you do, DO NOT order shots in an American bar

>go anywhere outside France
>you know you left the most important country of the western civilisation

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Trust France to come along and ruin the thread...

ITT : beer bellies

>go to England
>order a beer
>have to wait 2 minutes for the bartender to microwave it

Fuck you Jean-Marc
Don't fucking reply you're making a fool of us

also

>fuck you silly non-frenchs

>go to the US
>order a beer
>wait for barkeeper to pull out his dick and pee in the glass

see

>go to America
>order a pizza

Obligatory

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don't go to germany
instead go to pee
pee is the place where they live
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i peed myself it is so funny

>go to Brazil
>pretend to be white

good posts

>uhhhhh, hey, could you get me a circular runny puddle of defrosted cum and artificial cheese consisting of 95% bovine hormone disease and high-fructose corn syrup?
>say no more, my good man

Other way around Ahmed :^)

>go to the US
>Walk into a pub
>Lay my briefcase down on the bar
>Open it up and take out my pint glass
>Room suddenly goes quiet, I can feel bewildered eyes on me
>"Hello landlord," I say
>"I'll have a pint of your finest beer"
>Bartender looks physically shaken
>"A-a what?"
>"I said I'd like a pint of your finest beer", I said with a smirk spreading across my face.
>You can feel the tension in the room
>Surely he's not going to drink an ENTIRE one of those glasses in one sitting?!
>The bartender starts to object but falls silent as I slap down a $250 bill on the counter
>Sweat streaking down his face the bartender stuffs the note into his pocket and scurries around the back
>He comes out, with 10 crates of tiny Yankee cans of Budweiser™
>Hands shaking he starts pouring can after can after can into my mighty pint glass
>He has to go around the back two more times to bring up more crates
>After 45 minutes of pouring and a small mountain of cans the glass is full
>All eyes on the bar are on me as take hold of the pint and lift it to my lips
>*Gulp*gulp*
>"Ahh...ahh no way...NO WAY DUDE, NO WAY!!!"
>*gulp*gulp*
>Bar breaks into a panic, people start firing off their revolvers into the air in excitement
>*gulp*gulp*
>bartender feints, other Yanks are howling now
>I take a final, long slurp of the sharp, piss yellow Bud™ as I down my pint
>Other patrons are in awe, wondering how on earth I can drink so much alcohol so quickly and still be standing
>wipe off my mouth
>Leave another $250 note for a tip and walk out the door
>Get shot

You're literally just Swamp-Germans and I dunno, Lego Germans?

>believing the muh evil corporations injecting autism into the meat and high fructose corn syrup is bad meme

Nah dude, it just tastes like shit.

I've eaten your chocolate, you can't fool me.

you are aware that growth hormone abuse and the excessive use of high fructose corn syrups are genuine problems in your country ?

but have you eaten our pizza?

Yeah.

Not as good at Italian. Stick with burgers, steaks, and cornbread.

we have a large variety of pizza. im sure you could find something that you love

Whatever you say Muhammed.

good one, lad

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>pint of beer
Written by an American, 2/5

britshariahs order beer in pints, genghis

>beer

who is this boner condoner

we call it beer m8

we call ale beer and lager lager
but we also call lager beer sometimes too lol

I wouldn't ask for an ale in the US. That's just confuse them even further.

Geez M8, if I wanted that much head I'd have gone to your mum not your pub.