Order american pizza

>order american pizza
>get this
>have to tip 20% later

There's nothing wrong with tipping

talking about pizza, brazilian pizza is far better than italian pizza

If you have to tip, yeah there is.

brazil is italian and germanic after all

Spanish pizza is best pizza, we call it El Pizzo

that is nothing like any american pizza i've ever seen

It's a chicago style deep dish. Nice on occasion

>put banana on pizza
>call it brazilian

Why this isn't considered a crime against humanity?

we only put banana in our chocolate pizza

>go to restaurant
>dad tips only 5% even if the service was good
>take off wallet while he's not looking and tip an extra 8%
I didn't asked to live in Americanstan but the least I could do is follow up the social rules.

kek no its called la pizza.

we tip here too, but only if the service was good and it usually ranges from 2 to 50 pesos

You don't HAVE to tip.

I almost never tip, sometimes I do though, but very rarely. There's no law. You just have to pay your bill that's it.

but jose, that will feed your entire family for 2 weeks! be grateful

>going to Chicago
There's your first mistake, right there.

>order a pizza in a spanaird restaurant
>is arab bread fried in a pan, with cheese and pepperoni

No pizza place will give you Chicago deepdish pizza

not even in Chicago?!!!!

Well if you ask for "American pizza" they sure as shit won't.

I didn't know there were mexicans in canada

you never have too. it's only a social stigma that you're an asshole if you don't. but even then who cares.

Even the famous deep dish places have regular pizza. It's more of a tourist thing. Chicagoans love it but we primarily eat regular pizza(square/triangle) and eating deep dish is rare.

Help me out on this one guys! Can't find any more pizzas here.

You have a 'lem with 'go 'za?
'can 'za is the best 'za.

You don't have to, you're just shamed into doing so by pizza chains so they can pay their employees less.

Sounds like someone wants to seize the means of production.

Fuck now I'm hungry

Anything to get the foodjews to fuck off.