Tell me your name and I will give you your genuine™ Australian nickname

Tell me your name and I will give you your genuine™ Australian nickname

Paddy McGoldstein

David Oh.

Billy Bob

Tommy

Schlomo Goldstein

Bruce 'Bazza' Smith
I think it's already pretty aussie

Mitch

Shawn

Let me guess, "Shawnno" or something along those lines?

Simon

"A fucking leaf"

William

Alfons Hillter

Sébastien

Tranquavious

Nah, you'll get Shawna cuz you're a fag.

John M

Will maate

Caio

Paddo

Davo

Billo

Thommo

XXXX

Smithy

Mitcho

Faggot

Simmo

Faggot

Braedan

Leonardo

Mehmet

Connor

Markus

Not OP but not everyone gets a nickname, it depends on the name. I'll have a go 'cause OP isn't replying.

Brae, Dan, Danny or Danno

Leo or Le, maybe Nardo or Nards but Leo is just really common throughout the whole world I think

Met or Meto

No one gives this one a nickname, as far as I know, they might call you by a nickname derived from your surname though

Marko or Mick

Johnny

(be gentle pls )

Matthew

Jono or Jondard

Donny

My name be RuRa
(Pronownsed Ruh Ruh)
But my girls usually call me Rucus (like ra(from ru(fromRura(my name))))
N e way dey also call me Ruty Busta because imd 1 dey call when they needa bust som sende intu a nigga haha

these are already awful bogan names. I hope your parents didn't hate you this much to actually name you these

Jack

ruh ruh ragie

Franck

Henrik

Your new nickname is Scooby (for ruh roh)

Kurt

Skyler

Ashley

the civilized world would probably nickname you Ash. Not sure what Straya would say

Asher

Yousef

Woggy Y

My name is Leonardo too

Charles

Nicolás

Aoi 葵

Oliver

Ollie

Gustav

I thought you were going to call a faggot and you did, am I Australian now?

lez

chaz

nick

yoyo

Gus

Jose

Donald Trump

Saviour

Alex

De'Markus

God

Sully

pazza
dazza
bazza
tazza
schlazza
Bazza 'Bazza' Sazza
mazza
shazza
Sazza
lazza
Wazza
azza
sazza
trazza
jazza
ciazza
brazza
leazza
mahzza
mazza
jazza
mazza
dazza
rurazza
jazza
frazza
hazza
kazza
skazza
ashzza
youazza

have sex

wiremu

Alexei

so this is the power of australia
whoa

Alberto Barbosa

Jacob

Isak
Norwegian form of Isaac

Wait,

Issac from Oslo?

oy vey

Martina

theres probably a lot of Isacc's from oslo

Bazza

Jazza

Mazza

asia (joanna)

Fabrizio

mate your shit at this
ill take the next 5

alberto would be azza, I've only heard of a barry being bazza

Theodora Habai Keroh

old mate fabio

No, Isak from Ålesund.

rizza mate what are you on about

literally keking my mf as* off irl

thanks for the laugh guys, needed it

Mark Imperial

Carl

Nigel

theez
alberto would be berty
anzy
matza
zakko
lexy
sulzy
hozy
yousy
skiz
hena or henzy
meta
fonzy
sizz
tommo
muzza

Ahmed

What about Habai?
>tfw Theodora sounds too formal to me

Ching Chong

luigi

habbs or if you want to be really bogan habbzy

lewz

Impy

turbs

Jean-Henri

>bogan
No, thank you.
Habai is a feminine name.

Alexandre

charles

Tara

>thinks bogans are only males
have i got something to tell you