Tell me your name and I will give you your genuine™ Australian nickname
Tell me your name and I will give you your genuine™ Australian nickname
Paddy McGoldstein
David Oh.
Billy Bob
Tommy
Schlomo Goldstein
Bruce 'Bazza' Smith
I think it's already pretty aussie
Mitch
Shawn
Let me guess, "Shawnno" or something along those lines?
Simon
"A fucking leaf"
William
Alfons Hillter
Sébastien
Tranquavious
Nah, you'll get Shawna cuz you're a fag.
John M
Will maate
Caio
Paddo
Davo
Billo
Thommo
XXXX
Smithy
Mitcho
Faggot
Simmo
Faggot
Braedan
Leonardo
Mehmet
Connor
Markus
Not OP but not everyone gets a nickname, it depends on the name. I'll have a go 'cause OP isn't replying.
Brae, Dan, Danny or Danno
Leo or Le, maybe Nardo or Nards but Leo is just really common throughout the whole world I think
Met or Meto
No one gives this one a nickname, as far as I know, they might call you by a nickname derived from your surname though
Marko or Mick
Johnny
(be gentle pls )
Matthew
Jono or Jondard
Donny
My name be RuRa
(Pronownsed Ruh Ruh)
But my girls usually call me Rucus (like ra(from ru(fromRura(my name))))
N e way dey also call me Ruty Busta because imd 1 dey call when they needa bust som sende intu a nigga haha
these are already awful bogan names. I hope your parents didn't hate you this much to actually name you these
Jack
ruh ruh ragie
Franck
Henrik
Your new nickname is Scooby (for ruh roh)
Kurt
Skyler
Ashley
the civilized world would probably nickname you Ash. Not sure what Straya would say
Asher
Yousef
Woggy Y
My name is Leonardo too
Charles
Nicolás
Aoi 葵
Oliver
Ollie
Gustav
I thought you were going to call a faggot and you did, am I Australian now?
lez
chaz
nick
yoyo
Gus
Jose
Donald Trump
Saviour
Alex
De'Markus
God
Sully
pazza
dazza
bazza
tazza
schlazza
Bazza 'Bazza' Sazza
mazza
shazza
Sazza
lazza
Wazza
azza
sazza
trazza
jazza
ciazza
brazza
leazza
mahzza
mazza
jazza
mazza
dazza
rurazza
jazza
frazza
hazza
kazza
skazza
ashzza
youazza
have sex
wiremu
Alexei
so this is the power of australia
whoa
Alberto Barbosa
Jacob
Isak
Norwegian form of Isaac
Wait,
Issac from Oslo?
oy vey
Martina
theres probably a lot of Isacc's from oslo
Bazza
Jazza
Mazza
asia (joanna)
Fabrizio
mate your shit at this
ill take the next 5
alberto would be azza, I've only heard of a barry being bazza
Theodora Habai Keroh
old mate fabio
No, Isak from Ålesund.
rizza mate what are you on about
literally keking my mf as* off irl
thanks for the laugh guys, needed it
Mark Imperial
Carl
Nigel
theez
alberto would be berty
anzy
matza
zakko
lexy
sulzy
hozy
yousy
skiz
hena or henzy
meta
fonzy
sizz
tommo
muzza
Ahmed
What about Habai?
>tfw Theodora sounds too formal to me
Ching Chong
luigi
habbs or if you want to be really bogan habbzy
lewz
Impy
turbs
Jean-Henri
>bogan
No, thank you.
Habai is a feminine name.
Alexandre
charles
Tara
>thinks bogans are only males
have i got something to tell you