/kor/ army edition

I'm going to join the army because of mandatory military service

What should I do? Give me a word.

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beware of bullying

Blast those brains right out

I heard It changed.

>tfw katusa

real bullies arent noticed anywhere in public. they are very cunning and well-prepared. beware of it

I only people I bullied were SDF faggots.

>What should I do?
You should serving for your country I think.
We also have conscription and that's been really good experience.

Lay down your arms and find salvation in Christ.

>"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid."

John 14:27

>Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful.

Colossians 3:15

>Make sure that nobody pays back wrong for wrong, but always strive to do what is good for each other and for everyone else.

Thessalonians 5:15

Throw grenades at the minefields.

Good times at conscription.

Just keep your fucking head down when you're in training mate and try to go unnoticed

Which branch?

oh, army

read it as military...

anyway, you're gonna be okay

Kim, how long you spend in paint making this photo, kim?

U could have spent your time much better, like improving Ur gook life, Kim. Your country will soon be in financial ruins. Samsung and LG employees are killing themselves left and right, Gook bank accounts are draining and U dont have a prayer in the world Kim

But u spent all this time on paint... Shame, Kim, for shame.

>will
Your country is objectively in worst shape than us mr province of the great PRC.

this

unexpected internet argument

Desert, you queer. Head to Canada.

Canada, land of cowards and moose

Kill Gooks, Kim. Make me proud.

>buying into the draft dodging is for cowards meme
Our president elect is a draft dodger, would you call him a coward?

No because the fact he dodged the draft due to his intelligence and deal making means he is a true based alpha male

seeing how the vets are being treated, it seems he made a good decision

i did it too bro it isnt that bad

Same here, it's ok on average. Depends where you posted, naturally. You make some good friend along the way too.

Just have good attitude and do what they say.

Easy once you get used to it. Have fun.

join the navy. All I did was feed shells and worked in a frigate for 18 months.

No Navy is dangerous I recommand air force or ROTC

It won't be so bad.
Everyone has to do it. Take the time to read lots of books or something I dunno

are you allowed to do that? well do it if you can

>navy
>dangerous
Only if you are stationed in NLL you might legitimately die there if you get assigned to a larger vessel than a shitty corvette its fine. I knew a dude that got assigned to the Aegis Sejong and he said it was chill.

Are you joining KATUSA because you have good English

Its a conscript army so it is going to be full of unfit assholes, you wont be alone
I'm going to army next year and I'm really not even scared

It's really commendable how vet lay their lives on the line but yet the gov does whatever it can to shirk it's responsibilities.

US should have conscription

You don't really need. You have a pretty big population to pull willing people.

fug off i'm go as public
enjoy your shithole

Pretend to be autistic, then they won't trust you with a gun.

>Pretend

Do not drop the soap in the shower

Why do you bully people in army so much? Only officers should be allowed to do that. It fights against the idea of molding a group of people as one unit that does things together.

Fug so close

Fuck you

make sure you don't learn how to kill because it's barbaric according to this woman

desert to north korea

It would sort you little shits out

It's conscription. There will be ultra clever guys, ultra moron guys and ultra "fucking-hell-I-didn't-see-that-coming"-guys

Stupid shit will absolutely happen no matter how hard you try. I mean it can be almost anything.

>our platoon in FDF
>be my buddy
>taking a hand grenade training
>been -25C temp for a couple of days
>my buddy waiting his turn by the campfire
>warming his frozen leather mittens by the
>my buddy has his turn
>grabs a practice grenade in his mitten
>the deep frozen grenade literally adheres to his mitten but he doesn't realize it yet
>my buddy pulls the pin and throws the grenade
>the fucking mitten flies with the grenade
>Bang
>the side of the mitten in shreds, my buddy has now one and a half mitten
>CO in his infinite wisdom orders that mittens or gloves are not allowed any more in this training exercise.
>did I mention it was -25C

Mitten was fixed with a meter of duct tape. Always have some duct tape, black zip ties and some steel wire on you.

Haha mornings :DDDDD

It's not a prison like russian army.

military is not that bad, can be fun if you make it fun, just dont be a fucking retard

Truly the fingolian army is ready to follow its ancestors and conquer the known world. Ride on steppe people.

No need to bring it out in the wild, kill a duck, take its tape.

Irrelevant africa tier non country makes its move.
How will we ever recover?
>lithuwhatever
>having army

Prepare it with playing CoD.

*StarCraft

Never seen people running that fast while being seated.

>captcha was: indoor seating area, kek

Bratishka, is preparing with rushing B with P90 a good idea?

Just act like you are retarded and going through a psychotic episode.

Suicide bomb Norks.

AK preferable

GOP! GOP! GOP!

GP! GP! GP!

Recon! Recon! Recon!

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>It fights against the idea of molding a group of people as one unit that does things together.

It dosen't apply for vicious gook like us. senpai
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Also, dear OP.
Good luck

when we talk about the military persons, they are all bottom feeder life who used to fit in laborwork shit. Idk about officers, but look at noncoms and it's true.

All the rumbling accidents which was abusing the innocent citizens happened by noncom shits.
Now imagine you would be working under their order. It would be just fantastic right?

What's your address I sent some chocolate and tea to the last chink that made this kind of thread