Mum found the femdom folder

>Mum found the femdom folder

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Go on.

does she disapprove of her son being a homosexual?

femdom isn't gay

>femdom
I hope she disowns you for being a failure

>not having all porns on VM

Is she sad she has failed as a mother?

>wanting to get overpowered, emasculated, and buttfucked isn't gay

whatever you must tell yourself

>not hiding everything on the cloud

You deserve all the shit you get.

Femdom is literally gayer than three dudes fucking

>mum walked in on me fapping
>closes door and bursts out laughing

WHATEVER BITCH DON'T BARGE IN THEN

>Mom found the strongwomen folder
>Mom found the tall women gently fucking men with strapons folder
>Mom found the crossdressing boys worshiping pussy (no cuckolding) folder

End it

who the fuck downloads porn anyway, just watch online

Getting femdommed irl kinda breaks you

>get bullied by bigger neighborhood girl growing up
>first real gf liked to put her fingers up my ass without warning me

I didnt have a chance

still it was only seen the pupil folder
there is no problem if it is not yet witnessed using the folder

Then when the internet goes out?

this, downloading shit you will find boring withing a week is stupid

????

I only download what gives me heart boners.
Never got bored of one.

>Mom found the big knees folder

tell me the earliest memory you have of having that fetish

early childhood experiences

>mum found the marxist literature

>cousin found the rule34 folders

I unironically have sex with my mom since I'm a teenager

she is hot and it's not right in the head, she is probably a whore too

>Argie shitposting

I think he meant that it's OK as long as she didn't open the folder

In kindergarten when we all sat on the floor I used to pull my knees up to my face and try to put my mouth around them and lick them, basically make out with my knees. Even in cold weather I would cry if my mom tried to put me in long pants because I always wanted to wear shorts so I could put my lips on my knees and rub and kiss them and pretend they were growing really big

how is this meme called?, pepetard?

help helper

>mum founds your dildos and girly clothes

Just thinking about it makes me nervous, I hope it never happens.

>dad finds the MLP folder

thank god i'm not a brony anymore

>Mom found the thicc folder

patrician taste

>bullied by a girl
How does it feel?
I sometimes got mocked by a classmate until I slapped her and she stopped bothering me

>found my gf's mommy dom folder

I was caught trying to subscribe to hentai key sites

This was at least 13 years ago

>mom found my 10TB external drive of lesbian porn

>decide to get into anime
>torrent it
>while I'm at it, I decide to torrent some porn
>a few days later
>mom sends a group text to the whole family that was something like, "Is Mercedes Carerra a musician? I just got an email saying that someone pirated her stuff and they're going to shut off our internet if someone does it again"
>I fess up to it, pretending that it was indeed music
>later my mom tells me that she googled it and knows it wasn't music

>tfw had that nightmare where I was doing a powerpoint for a class presentation and I forgot to delete my porn off the USB last night

at least she didn't find the mom son incest porn folder

>tfw I have a 3tb archive of torrented porn and no company can fine me for that
Feels good man

>land of the free

>I just got an email saying that someone pirated her stuff and they're going to shut off our internet if someone does it again
wew

>mom found the pregnant anime girls folder

Kek, even Aussie moms are mad cunts

wew

Is this the equivalent to that "mom found the buttplug and kneesocks" thread?

>mom found the pregnant anime girls in Latin America folder

...

>dad finds the loli folder
>sends me to rooming house
>spend 5 years in child protective custody
>21 now

Almost happened to me.

This,
>get a friend taller than me
>shes a massive whore but im on with it
>agrees to do the sex
>bullies me because the size of my dick seems to be the smallest betweent all the 28 guys before me and forces me to eat her out and until my jaw hurts
>make a sad cum and go to sleep immediatly after that
It wasnt that bad but i wouldnt go deeper on that sheit irl, i aprecciate the masculine trait after that lot more

CHI

I fucking knew it was a mexican always making those threads

You wish you can go deeper

(Penis joke)

lol

CA

Do your parents snoop your computers lol

I refuse to believe you guys are adults

Ill add this to my list of what muricans cant do and put it above violating water rights

>memes to hard for tuby lard ass

>tfw mum found my anime girl school shooter folder

What about our water rights?

the perspective is disgusting

Damn, Ya got me my leaf friend, good one

heres another one

sauce

moar

I don't think people would mind that much is cute anime schoolgirls were the perpetrators tbqh

swords of unrevealing light, lazy artist is lazy

these always crack me up

They should make an anime about the columbine shooting or the world trade centres being hit

9/11 would watch

here you go, also the artist is erikku

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=erikku_(kata235)

Atleast we got leafs you sandmonkey

noice

This

Art is shitty but it's still pretty amusing

>drawings that depicting killing little girls are legal in his country
>drawings that depicting sexually assaulting little girls are illegal in his country

really makes me wonder

welcome to post-christian civilization

violence means nothing at all but anything sexual is seen as a massive deal

Sounds pretty fucking christian desu senpai

Yes but they're anime, not real girls

...

>Yes but they're anime
And so is most loli porn coming out of Japan, not an argument.

It's a /d/ meme.
Don't take his story seriously.

>tfw your mom founds a dildo company

Viewing things involving killing is less taboo than viewing things involving sex, that's probably the best argument to it

>mom found the alien/xenophilia folder
This actually happened.

END.
ME.
PLEASE.

how can one mother fuck up so bad in raising one single kid?

tfw mom found the anal spatula

>sand
>mexico

the fuck 'nada?

>wanting to fuck an alien is wrong
>on an imageboard where people want to fuck lolis

Hmm

There are deserts and beaches here and there...

>mfw mum doesn't find the monster girl folder
>mfw living on my own

>mum found the stepmom/son folder

>sleep entire day
>package arrives
>mother takes it in and opens it
>it's the crossplay outfit i ordered

What type of crossplay

>older girl bullies you
>you don't just outwit, out-insult and abuse her until she stops

That doesn't stop the loli losers from being fuck ups, either m8.

>live on my own for a while
>have to move back with parents
>not used with having people just barging in my bedroom
>be talking with some cam girl
>mum suddenly opens my door
>see she could she the girl on my screen in a reflection
>she leaves after I answered her question
>the cam girl is just rolling on her bed from laughing
>never talked about it with mum

Years back she also once just walked into my room while I was cumming under my sheets, bitch just don't know how to knock an wait for the reaction.

>parents go to enter my room
>knock first
>immediately enter without waiting for a reply
They never caught me doing anything, but for fucks sake why even bother knocking in the first place? Dickheads.

My first gf used to abuse me slightly, but I was young and didn't know why my pants were getting tight because of it.