Pete edition
/brit/
Ryan Green
Carter Gonzalez
Kill me, Pete.
Angel Hall
what do girls feel like
Dominic Richardson
warm apple pie
Jacob Wright
bags of sand
Justin Sanders
AHAHHAH I JUST RESPONDED TO THE PERSON IVE BEEN STALKING ON TWITTER FOR THE LAST MONTH, I'M PANICKING A LITTLE
REALLY NERVOUS I DON'T WANT TO GET BLOCKED AND I HOPE THEY DON'T THINK I'M A CREEP BECAUSE I NEVER TWEET MYSELF!!! HAHA XX
Cooper Anderson
soft and mmmphhhff
Jeremiah Jones
Why is windows such a piece of shit? My computer was running slower than a paraplegic so I stuck in a USB running linux and now it feels brand new again
>muh video chaims
>muh photosheep
wtf is the point of using windows again?
Henry Martinez
how do i break up with my gf /brit/?
Charles Nelson
have a strong suspicion i'm the product of infidelity lads
Charles Cox
amazing that pieces of metal and plastic put together in a certain way are banned
William Jenkins
how long have you been dating? why do you want to break up?
Dominic Jenkins
>wtf is the point of using windows again?
Gaming
Dominic Hill
like knives? this is brit after all
Andrew Williams
amazing that citizens of the united states of america are often penetrated by small metal projectiles for seemingly no reason
Michael Flores
pengest munch is actually bare jokes bruv raaah
Adam Ramirez
I know for a fact that I'm not since I'm the spittin image of me da
Definitely wasn't planned though
My parents shotgunned their marriage together after my mum got pregnant
Gavin Gonzalez
not much unless you need compatibility with other windows boxes. for web browsing and general fucking about any linux flavour does the job superbly. its a much lighter cleaner OS ,it has some drawbacks but ones that arent going to affect you with general use.
Colton Collins
this was meant for you whoops! :~)
Cooper Hill
Bit over 1.5 years, we've kinda grown apart and I she's too dependent on me for her own happiness and I think it's hurting both of us
Owen Scott
>attach the wrong structure of polymers to the wrong shape of metal
>5 years in the slammer
really makes you think
Chase Miller
updates and defragmentation
just reinstall your OS every couple of years and you'll be fine
better yet, put it on an SSD
Jason Jackson
crying here
Camden Cruz
>tfw the flavour was dead
Camden Hill
imagine if /brit/ formed a london street gang
Asher Campbell
>we've kinda grown apart
>she's too dependent
have fun with that mate
Robert Walker
at least we have guns
Jace Jackson
Who said anything about guns?
David Moore
only girl I've ever hugged was surprisingly hard and rigid, she was really tall and lanky though
Carson Miller
who says we don't?
Andrew Lopez
We want different things in life but I don't want to hurt her too much.
Shits hard man
Justin Bennett
How do I increase the dankness of my memes whilst I'm cultivating them?
Daniel Perez
no alcohol in the hous
Brody Carter
we have lots of guns, anyone can own and shoot one who isnt blocked by mental health or previous crime issues. the difference is culturally they are seen as tools or sporting equipment not self defence or a right.
Dylan Thomas
>send girl a message
>looks at my profile
>no reply
:(
Leo Davis
Ur gay
Grayson Sanders
meanie
Kayden Lopez
im too dumb to understand linux
Angel Collins
got a tinder account going last week. no matches yet
any minute now boyos
Cooper Edwards
>taking gay as an insult
homophone
Robert Morris
videogames and photoshop
Nathaniel Sanchez
you need to hug a slightly chubby girl
one with a cute slight belly pooch
Angel Jenkins
Did anyone watch Muslims Like Us
Michael Anderson
>any day now
Benjamin Scott
Ah yes, you all have fallen right into my trap. I've learned something from Germans and their Mosques.
Benjamin Flores
the so called "gf"
Juan Wilson
I always wanted to make one just to see what kind of people I get matched with, friends always tell me stories about it
But I don't want to be seen by people I know on it so no thanks
Dylan Hall
Well it's off to the grind. See you at 5 o clock boyos
William Gomez
Is that an actual show or are you trying to ruin my morning
Luke Thomas
Your FB friends cannot see you on tinder by default
Sebastian Turner
Hudson Robinson
Runescape?
Alexander Brown
was conceived while my parents were separated lmao
and no they didn't get back together
Jaxon Rivera
>BBC
just wow
Adam Cruz
Watched that last night, muslims can't even agree on an interpretation.
Elijah Cox
Yes they can
I've come across several lasses that I'm friend on Facebook with on Tinder
Jack Hall
>oh shit nobody got my reference and now I look stupid
>damage control
Kevin Foster
Doing a very alcohol-heavy poo, can literally smell the Jack Daniels
Michael Edwards
...
Andrew Williams
There is a toggle-able setting and you have it on then. Not sure when it came out mind.
Kayden Parker
just did a vomit
bad feel
Carson Murphy
>Jack Daniels
fun fact: you can't buy that shit in the county they're headquartered in
god bless the south
Oliver Johnson
can you make a tinder with a fake facebook?
Austin Jackson
My poos are scent free because I didn't ingest excessive levels of alcohol last night
Kevin Green
>tinder
ah yes, the ultimate tool for showing you that your standards are far higher than those someone as ugly as you should be allowed to have. deleted my account.
Tyler Martin
thinkin about setting up a fake tinder girl account to see what my competition lookin like
cbf but
so many dutch and scandi stunners where I'm at. 'ree' so to speak
Julian Roberts
>he doesn't have a facebook and yet he thinks he can make it on tinder
Consider necking yourself
Joshua Adams
Why not?
And yet my heart is full because i was with a woman all night
Checkmate
Xavier Powell
Good
Luke Gonzalez
CANNOT understand how flirting works
Jace Mitchell
watching gladiator (the boxing film)
fight coreography is shite but besides that its really good. Very dark
Dylan Perry
im a full blown normtron that has an active sex life, i just dont want to put myself out there on tinder and link it to my fb
Nathan Collins
>heart is full
>not bollocks are empty
bender
Adrian Davis
Make fun of her a little and then vaguely suggest how spending time with each other would lead to kissing and other such nonsense
Owen Campbell
me with the goatee
Ethan Sullivan
>im a full blown normtron that has an active sex life
Adam Reyes
Working on it m8 don't be rude
Tyler Davis
A non-believer asked a Muslim man: Why do your women cover their bodies and their hair? The Muslim man smiled and took two sweets, he opened one and kept the other closed. He threw them both on the dirty floor and then asked: If I asked you to take one of the sweets, which one would you choose?
The man paused and replied: The covered one.
Then the Muslim man said: That’s how we see and treat our women.”
John Watson
John Brooks
id be too depressed/dead by suicide to lie about such things if i was recluse NEET
Jose Murphy
Throwing them on the dirty floor?
Justin Parker
Muslim women are shit sweets, all inbred with Jew noses and pooey skin, no thank you
Aiden Cook
Sister called me ugly again
Aaron Baker
had a westernised egyptian cockslut tell me the same parable
Camden Perez
A brit sai to Indian, "Can you swim?"
Indian said "no"
Brit say "Even a dog can swim!"
Indian said "can you swim"
Brit said "Yes!"
Indian sayd "Then you're no better than a dog!"
Evan Murphy
Is she fit?
Jason Howard
muslims treat their women like inanimate pieces of food?
Brayden Russell
lads
only have one more take home exam (2 short papers) and then I'm doneeeeeeee
going to get absolutely plastered and come on /brit/ when I'm done
Sebastian Taylor
He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards.
Henry Green
not sure how dog is an insult
dogs are better than most people
Joseph Turner
there's a toothpaste posting in the old thread wondering where everyone has gone hahahhahhahahha
Sebastian Wood
It's called being Alpha
Cooper Moore
And they don't even eat pussy, benders
Charles Campbell
>why not
It's a dry county. No alcohol is allowed to be sold there.
Nolan Smith
>799k likes
Eli Bailey
20k upvotes
Wyatt Brown
Ah yes, American """"Freedom""""
Nathan Sullivan
just woke the mum up with the vuvuzuela
Justin Rivera
who /ramen/ here
currently drinking the broth from a spicy beef
Grayson Williams
*shoots you in the face with a shotgun*