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tell me you wouldnt

you cant.

>tfw basically no snow
;_;

>tfw no rain until thursday

tell me you wouldnt

you cant.

literally

LITERALLY thrown aside into a crate of potatoes for a stacy

Good morning /cum/

Catherine or Katherine?

tomatoes*

fuck

Snowing right now

Snow is still here from last week too

Hope these below freezing temps keep up through Christmas

I just want to sleep

nice double dubs

>it's going to rain thursday though friday
finally

It will all be over by thursday
No matter the outcome
At least it will end

SOON YOU WILL COME TO KNOW
WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE BONE

*forces you to eat poop*

take the swissman back

you will NEVER EVER get to sleep by posting in /cum/

afraid we cant do that

I could very easily drop completely asleep right now but I'm studying for a thing in 5 hours

fools this isnt even my true form

halló denmaek

Hello chile-chan, looking cute as always.
What are you doing, qt?

got me a glass of eggnog

judging by the quantity of foreigners in here I can imagine many people don't even know what that tastes like

what has happened to my GENERAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Nigga it's six in the morning. What are you doing drinking eggnog?

It's 4 in the morning . I woke up at 8pm.

Also fuck your artificial rules I can drink eggnog whenever I want (non alcoholic for the record)

>non alcoholic for the record
Something an alcoholic would say

Greetings from Alaska, how is everyone doing?

Juneau the capital of Alaska?

never had an an alcoholic drink in my life desu

kinda a square

It is the capital.

Where from?

Originally from California but I'm in fairbanks right now for Uni.

sheeeit I hear they get some fucked up weather up there in the winter. How's it treatin' ya?

Not too bad. We have about a foot or so of snow on the ground, current daily normal is somewhere in the -20F. The sun rises at about 10am and sets at 3pm

Titus

Doesn't sound too bad. Sounds like you get about 2 less hours of sun than us. At least the roads are clear?

get the cross

Roads are clear but many sections have about an inch thick layer of ice on em. Gotta plug our cars in when we don't use em so nothing freezes.

damn, drive safe, user. that cold is a bitch.

Don't worry I got awd and winter tires. Still going to drift a bit but I'll be fine. Time for me to sleep

not a big fan of Kansas.

the fact that you can be in Kansas City in Missouri triggers the h*ck out of me

Carry on my wayward son

>tfw alcohol withdrawals
wew

youtube.com/watch?v=wjlm3YWxqAk
fuck lads

drink more then, stupid

>5:30am
>liquor stores
>open

>Vladimir the Great sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths...Hereported that Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork. Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."

same

I thought this was common knowledge

>tfw my penis is too big for me to be really sucked into the alt-right worldview

>tfw two smart to be a European nationalist

this

Gonna take the exam then come back and fap, sound like a plan?

Good luck pham

Ditched college today, girlfriend is coming over to mine to make me pancakes.
I may be missing out on 20% of a module, but pancakes win.

made the right choice, laddie

potato pancakes?

Just egg and flour. She's currently in the shop buying Nutella. Gonna be good.

I think so too

>nutella
dump her desu

Nah senpai, I'm a fan of Nutella on pancakes.
It's either that or cheaper knockoff spreads.

why not plain syrup, or chocolate? I mean it's all personal taste and shit, I can't stand nutella anymore

I'm a simple man.
Plus no one really like syrups in my house so it would just go to waste.

Nutella is pretty good imo

...

Swedish peopls want to ban this

make 2017 your best year

It's already too late

tfw December rain

india superpower by 2017

...

'Sup, cunnies.

HA

Some astrologer predicted 2018 to be the year when India will make it big in the world

Mexican warlock also predicted Trump wouldn't win

>Indieya will never into this ship because Russia and US are monogamous Christian nations

Figaro figaro figaro fiiiigaaarooo

...

>For his birthday, he always makes a general forecast. This time he's made three. Narendra Modi's best year will be 2018. In 2012, Bejan predicted a landslide victory for Modi in the 2014 Lok Sabha elections. "Tum todh dega, phaad dalega!" he told the bemused Chief Minister of Gujarat. Modi thought he was delightfully crazy. Bejan also predicts 2018 will be a great year for India. "The country will become a superpower but Pakistan will not disappear," he says ominously. His third forecast is for the world. It's Nostradamus-like. "The end will not come by a nuclear war, an asteroid will smash the earth, but we will not perish, we will prevail in a new space station!"

not until you learn to shit in toilets, pajeet

Been away from /cum for months, what'd I miss?

homosexuality, tits, shitposting, filthy foreigners,anime

She's making my pancakes now

>filthy foreigners

Ah yes I saw him too

tell me you wouldnt

you cant.

post pic when they're done
you right
we need to stay aware

She's great

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neat

>white

shit gf

Not THICC enough

he's irish, did you expect a fucking beaner gf?

he's irish, did you expect any kind of ass?

She's Polish

kurwa

>Polish
>non white
You're not getting out of this that easily McFlannagan

Kurwa stop stealing our women you potatonigger

fuck, that explains it. Us Polacks love potatoes

t. Xing

Feeling a lot better about this spanish exam buds. It's all coming back to me now

What? Most Chinks/Japs/Gooks are white