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cara

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>tfw you accidentally see your appearance

>Lefties supporting the jihad rebels and believing the news about genocide

baffled, beyond saving imo

Cant believe i go on the same website as wankers that consume media like this

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theres something wrong with me for sure but I'm not sure what

>tfw no tea or coffe to drink

Come to Zone promise of no kebab

alri gay lad

>go to doctor
>tell him what's happening
>???
>you might get better

unfortunately woke up today

haha good movie lad

better luck next time

Evening Coooooooooooommissioner

going to bed wish me luck

no u

trump's made it pretty obvious he's planning to establish his own media to circumvent the MSM which will never give him fair treatment. liberals will run out of steam after a while and things will settle

>Group photo where everyone looks good but you

got an appointment for my depression today

should i mention my suicidal thoughts? what am i in for?

dont want to get locked up

Kek. Dickhead Dave Beckham getting absolutely fucking ruined over his faggy kids

*pulls your duvet off you as soon as you've gotten comfy*

>summer
>using a doona

how so

Why is society so against the idea of suicide?

Its almost like they need you here for some reason we arent aware of

Doing a sleep

Mind if I count you lads to fall asleep haha

Fuck off, Dave

>been working hard non-stop since 8:30am, had to skip breakfast to make it in on time because it's an hours walk to work andi got my hours pushed back to 8:30-5:30
>finally sit down to eat my sandwich
>boss comes in "what the fuck do you think you're doing"
>hands me a stack of work to do before 3pm

ah yes

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you goys need to be out there earning money for mr noseburg

What's this youth in Asia business all about? Illegal suicide by doctor??

grow some bollocks la

*stares are you intently*

they need their little worker bees silly goy

also there's a shattering of the glass that comes with suicide. suddenly their delusions about how good life is are ruined.

eat the sandwich at your desk you melt

>brits

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imagine spending every waking minute of your life obsessing over race and ethnicity

That's the first time a police man/woman/officer has ever been rude to me.
Granted they'd probably been there since 9 this morning, but that's no reason to forego professionalism.

The was a collision on a side street I use every day and the police were ushering traffic through, then it came to my turn to get out and she tells me to get off my bike and walk it to the pavement. I asked why and she said "because you'll cause an accident". I said I want to turn left to get out, like the dozen cars before me just had, and then her colleague comes and tells me to "stop being stupid" and get off the bike before I cause an accident.

I didn't have time to process why they wanted me to move, so I just spun it around and fucked off .

Shall be issuing a complain to the lancashire constabulary.

>mulattos are the best looking
i reckon if you go to south america the average person looks like a holocaust victim

2016 has been a good year lads, proud of myself tbqh

yes YES !!!! YES !!!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!

no

take off your irish proxy collin you fat bastard

why

jojo reference?

you could go your entire life without knowing the song you like the most

how does that make you feel

>I was a dick in a high pressure situation and it's the people who were trying to help's fault
might aswell save them the space in their deleted emails folder

kind of froggy

dont care

This was on at the market
youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
What was the last song you heard at the market?

>current year + 1
>being a christfag
what kind of self respecting white man worships a jew?

i follow pitchfork very closely so theres no chance that will happen

*checks my hairline*

ah yes

what hairline

>its nearly 2017
>graduated school in 2011
>if anything i've regressed
hmm

I was not rude to anybody, I didn't call anybody stupid, I was one vehicle in a long line of vehicles. I wanted to get out of there asap and let them do their job, but they had to act like infants.

Even if you're having a really shitty day, it's no excuse to be rude to somebody.

this one

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yes this, I asked my parents if they ever felt a lull in energy or excitement and my age and they said no

grim

sound like lying cunts

he might have been a jew but he managed to single handedly piss off every other jew in existence by not playing into their ideas of world domination and for showing forgiveness to the roman occupiers in judea

they weren't living in a literal depression

dont call my parents that or i'll be in my right mind to clip your ears boy

are we?

wagie

uni has finished and i have regressed into a person that stays in bed until 2pm then just loads up football manager and /brit/

it was all going so well like 4 days ago

I'm glad night time is cooler than day time

Niall Ferguson reckons we're stagnating as per Adam Smith's definition

I reckon he's about right *nods*

whenever I want to bitch about Muslims I just say Sunni supremacists
it's not wrong

I understood every word, but don't know what they mean when placed together like that

we are here

>implying we're living in a literal feeling a bit sad

i'm so hungry, i just want some hot coffee a cream pie and a bf to cuddle. am i asking for too much? why do i have to suffer in this world? ;-;

have never penetrated a vagina with my penis (or indeed any other appendage)

>a cream pie
lewd

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your problem not mine

>tfw have to wagecuck for 50 bucks per month and this is considered above average in my cunt

reckon australia would be chinese if it weren't for the british

when do you realise what you want to do for the REST of your life?

nah their exploration during that time was shockingly low from memory

probs some other Euro country

when you do it once and it's alri

nah the chinese weren't evil colonial pig dogs like white people

youtube.com/watch?v=TBkz7yGsGY4

hahahahaha

but enough joking

i just want something to work hard at tbf

confession: i read zombie bums from uranus without first reading the day my bum went psycho

the dutch and the portuguese both passed on us
maybe the french would have when they were getting desperate for relevance

think I've become jaded to blue-board (You)s
red-board (You)s look so exotic

where do i see myself in 5 years?
underground of course, or in an urn, don't have any preferences

can't hear ya katie, can ya speak up

Tell that to their neighbouring countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=nkaPpwOhr8Y
this must be way more sad than they intended

>tfw read deltora quest 3 before deltora quest 2
i'm s-sorry

Um I always use the tomorrow theme so I wouldn't know sweetie xx

would defo have been french or possibly dutch

it would be a third world shithole today because brits were the only ones who knew how to colonise properly

Okay but set aside the laconic sarcasm for a moment
Where do you WANT to be in 5 years? Realistically.

the dutch and portos touched down here long before proper mapping and colonial trade ports were considered highly profitable though

Step 1 to making the oneitis my gf is complete lads

hmmm starting to think uni wasnt a great idea

i mean im in a good place with oppurtunities if i apply myself but im not sure its what i actually wanted

wish i had become a joiner or carpenter and learnt a valuable skill, then i could move to snowdonia and build my own log cabin and spend my time sanding wood and bezzing around the mountains with my dog

oh boy oh boy