Cummies to Nortism edition
Come meet QTs from around Norway, give cummies to Nortism, learn how to set up QTCrawler with BR user if you're a dumb T*rk, partake in bants with Kalmar pal, impregnate qts, find new Slovak femanons, give a few (You)s to Nortism, etc.
Actual site for all of you autists:
>www.interpals.net
OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com
mega with all the OP pics that nobody uses
>mega.nz
Old thread:
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtu.be
twitter.com
Fizkult Privet
russia edition?
first for fatboi
also discord link when
Anastasia/Olga edition, sure.
Noice
ugly
If only I could find a small Chinese girl that speaks good English. Top qt.
>tfw too lethargic to reply to qts
>chinese
>good english
kek
tfw a Chinese girl sent me link a 4 paragraphs long first message with pretty good English yesterday and I am not even into Chinese girls
tbqh
im still trying to learn russian
sent me a 4 paragraphs long first message*
It's pretty rare but a few know decent English
There are several, but they're way too good for Interpals usually.
Historybro?
This. This exact feel.
She never mentioned liking history, she says she like playing games on Steam and stuff like that.
Wtf share this qt right now.
So let me understand this.
You are using something like "dating site" but the main difference is the girls are 9999km away and there is 0 chance of you meeting up with them in person.
I have 1 question for you guys using that site: WHY?
>attention whoring?
>autism?
>yellow fever or even bestiality?
>bored but not so much bored to venture into real world and leave your safe splace?
Bonus question:
Does the girls that contact you first exist there or is it the ussual way: male has to do everything?
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Update on the guy who wanted me to do programming work.
>700usd
>live support chat server saas like tawk.to but based on node.js +xmpp
I'm just so baffled it's a semi serious offer so far.
Obviously I wouldn't take it without some upfront payment but yeah, wow. Huh. I guess Interpals is a place to recruit programmers.
Is not
>tfw qts are the same age as you or younger and a million times more successful than you will ever be
JUST
Tbh mate. It's just fun to shitpost and laugh at certain members autism. Quite a few of us don't use it.
We've had lads losing organs, lads being cucked, lads spunking over people in this thread
Organ stories pls
>WHY?
fun, nudes, fap partners, travel & sex, """love"""
>tfw I don't want to reply to her anymore
>she already masturbated for me
>ignore her
>She sends nudes without being asked
>Asks for when her master will give her a bit of attention
>calls herself worthless slave
God I do hope I will never be this pathetic.
It's her fetish, and at least it's not something actually pathetic like cuckoldry.
Sounds like fun t b h
>gook nobodies are getting this much attention from western chicks
Is this with the fake Korean account?
Amazing
/Karolinka20
Someone pls get her
>joined 5 years ago
thisisbait
>sankt petersburg
rreeeeee
no woman has every written me first
even fucking good morning
none
I call fake
OK PEOPLE TIME TO GET KEKED UP
I've had several grills type me good morning, and those were just randoms I've talked to for a few days.
Who says I'm never going to meet them? Why are you so wrong?
u wut m8?
Hello nort
I do it so I can be an attention whore here tbf, that and so that I can hate on women so I don't have to do it iRL...
>t.Bulgaria
You should see the tinder profile I made with my fake chad.
>sexist as fuck
>wants to collar women
get replies like. Please collar me. Or please text me back I will use your face as my chair. Stuff like that.
Hello friend. Am I your friend on the site mane?
I guess I'd meet them if I weren't a neet
post profile
/bigguy/
no
fucking
way
N3V3R
they never do this
i don't believe you
i can make a fake female account and send myself nude photos any time
anyone who claims that he has fucked XXX womyn from tinder or ipals, needs to deliver some heavy fuckin proofs
Heard back from my Iranian QT just now. Luckily she didn't get hanged for talking to a leaf or not being Muslim, she's just really busy with final exams.
/nortism
For you x---d
You are retarded. I never said I fucked them.
I said I used a fake chad profile.
Learn to read you fucking gypsy
Fucking qts, I mean I understand that they are busy but at least the could tell you.
>talk to qt for a couple of weeks
>isn't online from June to August
>sorry I was busy, tihihi. continues convo as nothing happened
the fugg
I also lost my virginity to a girl from Interpals.
It's a cat! That's sick user, just sick
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Why the fuck do you think I messaged her?
>got messaged by turkish canadaboo
>she asked if she could meet me when she visits canada in her first message
Well that's a first, and very strange considering I don't live in any of the tourist areas.
my dick is twice as big as yours
autistic cucks
...
No u
Prove it ;)
I really fucking doubt that Bulgaria, if you did it wouldn't fit in anyone. I have enough trouble as it is.
and you are still not getting any
unlike me
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking autist? I’ll have you know I went on a trip to Bulgaria last summer, and I’ve been making out with numerous Bulgarian and Gypsy sluts both from Interpals and from Tinder and I have over 3000 confirmed swipes from Sunny Beach alone. I am trained in Cernovich's gorilla mindset and I’m the top kiss closer on the entire RooshV board. You are nothing to me but just another beta cuck autist. Your favorite cutie will be squirted the fuck down with my cum with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of redpilled gentlemen in Bulgaria, all your exes, crushes and female family members are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, the storm that makes me your fucking stepdad. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can find the girls you love anywhere, anytime, and I can make them orgasm in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of dragon dildos and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your crushes' miserable cunts off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scat all over your mom when we fuck and she will drown in it. You’re fucking cucked, kiddo.
>isn't online from June to August
>sorry I was busy, tihihi. continues convo as nothing happened
in 99% of the cases this just mean they were busy sucking some dudes cock
stop bullying him, at least he is /slav/
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Probably, she was in Ireland. But I cucked her not long ago so we're even :3
Mine is about that size.
Gtfo my blue board
>I posted my ID and nobody bothered to look at my profile
Come on now. I do like you guys.
/Booomer
not really that big, plus you are dark as a turk
I did!!! Can I add as friend?
>stockholmers
Of course.
MODS MODS MODS
>makes fun of us for interpals
>posts cock for attention on blue board
>calls us autistic
Okay gypsy..
>plays dota in 2016
:^)
I actually pretty much don't, but gamer qts are nice. And the new patch is pretty cool.
/cyccyc
Why do these people exist
stream it
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
I hope not
Are you friends with nort and have no profile pic
Oui.
...
/swedenyes
Kek
Whodunnit?
Nice profile.
that would be me
Fuckin comedy gold
He got the location spot on at least lol
Please run the qtcrawler and post results.
pls do
Ivan whats your profile? I wanna train some russian.
/idonotevenknow
it is pretty much empty though
>vlad
))))))))
not Ivan :(
Ivan Ivanoslav Ivanomir Ivanovich
Кaк cкaжeшь.
>tfw qt only replies back when i message them first.
youtube.com
Here, have some /ivan-level/ music.
>this kills the russian embassy