Tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels

>tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>tfw your male average height is highest in the world
>tfw euthanasia is legal
>tfw weed is legal
>tfw life is good

Only few of us get to know this feel.

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You'd be better with oil shekels.

>be Dutch
>step outside your terraced house
>look at the other hundred terraced houses down the street
>go to work
>drive on a flat motorway for thirty minutes
>park car
>go to workplace
>it's flooded
>straddle along the submerged floor
>get stabbed by a Moroccan
ah yes, The Netherlands, truly the greatest nation in the world

Even with oil shekels, they wouldn't be better than Norway though

>all this coming from a filthy bong

The irony

>tfw your male average height is highest in the world

what is that even supposed to mean? are you just naming off random shit where van Dam land is #1?

It means we have the best and the most masculine men in the world

whatever 'best' means. height is just one aspect of 'masculinity'. in some cases, we know shorter relative height was selected for

also this map you posted is bullshit. look at some serious studies that use comparable data like

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1570677X14000665

or

ncdrisc.org/height-ranking-mean.html

Being tall is the corner stone of masculinity

t. big part of a tax sandwich

Being tall is the halmark of dying young.

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must be hard to be a manlet AND Canadian

>cuckland

Gotta make money to pay taxes Ivan, you'll understand some day

>muh heritage

how will the lanklets recover?

>Spaniards recover again

FOURTH FROM THE END

Not even second like in most things (thank you, Moldova, we'd definitely be the shittest country in Europe if it wasn't for you!)

FOURTH
INCREDIBLE RESULT LADS
SLAVA UKRAINI

>dutch disease

Bravo, Ukraine.

Maybe some day you will be a first world country.

Fuck that shit, kyt

Every day I thank the stars I'm not white and not from the first world. Jesus CHRIST that'd be boring.

I'll go have a smoke while slavsquatting on the rooftop, wearing my trackies and looking at the Mother Motherland monument glowing amid the snowfall.*

*all of that is literally 100% true

>I'm not white

So what are you then?

Slav.

nice meme

Jokes aside, hohols really can be brown-ish by European standards.

Southern ones are a little mixed with the Turkic tribes because it was historically unavoidable (plus, being pretty much Southern Europeans since Ukraine is a) pretty big by Euro metrics, b) located kind of close to the South), they were probably swarthy like Greeks or Balkanites even before that). The ones in the West have heavy admixture from Hungarians and Romanians, also there's a couple of special snowflake ethnicities in the mountains who are swarthy as fuck for some reason. There's always been a lot of Jews historically, who are generally dark. There's a lot of resettled Southern Russians, who can be pretty swarthy for various reasons.

It's not uncommon to find a Ukrainian a good chunk of int's whiteness pros wouldn't call white is what I'm saying. Oh, and I'm 1/4 Sephardic Jew))))))))))))))))

Ukrainians are white period

yah look at this white Moby lookin mf

This guy is feeling it.

>be dutch
>government sanctions me for hatespeech
>can no longer find work and no one wants to associate with me
truly the greatest nation in the world

>muh freedom

freedom to get shot desu

>be hungarian
>get killed by refugees

>manlettugal

Nah m8, it's strength that is the corner stone of masculinity

>Poland
>no data
what did we mean by this?

>People continue to base their opinion on "jakubmarian.com"

These website meme maps must stop, now.

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Let the dog do its thing. It's obviously not cucked like those pathetic white men.

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>Go to the Netherlands
>Be taller than like 99% of the men I see
>Almost all of them are scrawny

Being tall doesn't count for shit when you look like a fucking nigerian

HOLY FUCK Portuguese, Romanian and Serbian people are shorter than t*rks
That has to be humiliating

Denmark is better.

DAILY REMINDER THAT WE DIDN'T NEED THEM TO BE SUPERIOR

This is Die protestantische Ethikk und der Geist des Kapitalismus in work, motherfuckers.

have you SEEN their taxes

kys cuck

>France
>Austria
>Switzerland
>Germany
Fuck off with your dumb rhetoric, Weber

Mehmed is mehMAD

Netherlands also has 700% of GDP in debt.

Africans and arabs= not good

You can talk all you want, we are still better.

Also, i am so fucking glad I do not have to listen to your language on a daily basis... it sounds like a fucking arab language with all those gutteral sounds. Tbh, it's a clown-language

yes