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me talking to girls edition

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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

havent talked to a female in at least 2 years

im here

anime XDDD

Everyone in the world is mine to torment.

Time for a cheeky duolingo session

>she will never sit on my face

no

fucking

gf

holy

shit

ITT: ways of interacting with """"women""""

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>this is sustainable

ahh yes

Giz a cheeky (you) lol

Gosh user, you're such a loser

havent murdered a female since i was 21

me thinking about talking to anyone but then deciding against it

haven't seen this in a while haha

who would dare to collect though

Here's a man with his third eye fully open

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>Sophie has orange hair
daily reminder that ginger is the rarest hair colour on the entire planet

ginger people should be given a utopian island where they can be worshipped as the gods they are. same with blondes while we're at it.

might have a cheeky 2am cuppa

classic mem
nice

sounds like a plan finally no more bullies

wobble your ead round mate

is flip flappers any good?

I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DREAMING WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME

THE START OF NOTHING I HAD NO CHANCE TO PREPARE I COULDNT SEE YOU COMING

Fucking tinder
>Swipe everyone, takes no time but end up with loads of munt matches
>Swipe only who you like, take forever and end up pining for girls who never swipe back

No good way

fantastic post la', 'aven't 'eard this in a while

does anyone know what happened to that autistic yank and his poland balls? think his trip was double german something

literally me

Blau-auge Schwein
*Genocides your drunk-German language*

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maybe for you gollum

hè

doesn't work that way

Go post about being sad

wouldn't know don't work at all lol x

use the munt girls as practice

>want to get tindr so I can lose my virginity
>would probably get a thousand matches if i don't disclose my height
>can't drive though
do you reckon my mummy would drive me do you think

um they already made an island for you sweetie xx

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dejima

listen mate

gingers are freaks desu

why would i be sad? were going to win the league

gay image

doesn't look like it could fit all of my kind desu

buisness idea: stop not having a gf

savedd by the bell was GOAT

Why do Liberals hate this man?

that was the FUCKING point
don't make me raise my voice again

FUCK YOU

we'll see who's the freak when i'm worshipped as a god you fucking mongoloid plebian. you're the same as everyone else, you bloody brownies. disgusting!

>london politics
ah yes

more refugees please :)

t. slater

Extra judicial killings on his citizens

Cause he kills degenerates

>canadian politics
ah yes

more refugees please :)

his prerogative as leader of a sovereign nation

would you all just fuck off

That is one wacky car wew

big talk coming from a group of people who have freckles that look like smallpox

ginger freak

am I supposed to feel bad for addicts and dealers?

>ontario
coincidentally, the most americanized province of all

Yeah and?
Liberals don't like him doing it

No you're supposed to call the police on them

That's what I do

>americaniZed
oh the irony

get FUCKED brownie, freckles are pretty and cute

best thing about Sup Forums posts is the flags and being able to see before even reading the post whether it's atrocious or not

says the weeb

Jesus Christ lads, didn't realise the union had instituted the old red hands policy

Liberals believe addicts should be helped and dealers given a fair trial

*kills you and your family*
yeah druggies the lot of them

going shop

I'd gladly call the police on the dealers I see if they dealt with them Philippines style instead of putting them through the revolving door.

I'm no weeb.

>about to go to a shop to buy something
>forget how to talk to people
>get intense anxiety

Ah yes

regular freckles are, not smallpox freckles

gingers should be tarred and feathered

grab me a can of bread

will not stop until every flag in europe has a union jack in the upper left corner

one gf please, lol

back to your animes loser

someone turn /cum/ into a hatposting thread please i have a desire to hatpost

>I do drugs and thats somehow worse than being a weeb

I'm no weeb.

bit dark outside
funny how that happens
especially at night
hmm

doing an iron maiden

Need a bf to cuddle with

i'm a weeb :3

doing drugs is not worse than being a worthless weeb leech

"If you have a problem with me being virgin, the attractive males among you are welcome to change the fact

love how the severe dip in quality /brit/ posts reminds me to go to bed

goodnight ""anglos""

fuck off back to /cum then

fuck off bender

fuck off weeb

fuck off potatonigger

fuck off to bed

all me

Come cuddle with me x

thinking about the future lads

its scary but wide open

bye lads

got hops like 88 jordan

hopefully we'll both move to japan and get cute anime girlfriends XDD no but seriously XD

*does that*

no
don't leave me here alone with the yanks

Me on the right

>being a productive weeb is better than being a likely unproductive drug user that funds criminal organizations in ireland or murderous cartels

Yeah good one mate. Try to justify your poor life choices by attacking some dumb hobby instead of try to wean yourself off drugs. The mindset of a leftist, the reason so many are legitimately fucked up addicts or trannies.

How can I convince my childhood friend to have sex with me

*Prods you with my willy*